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#87 Oct 8, 2012
Funny!
str8coon wrote:
My rating of 5 Guys = Bitchh Please!
That sickle cell anemia ass beef on that "burger"! Ole Hannibal Lector ass burger. That burger tasted like teen pregnancy & a failed GED exam. That burger tasted like Harpo's struggle & braid sweat! Ole India Arie ass fvckin burger. I am upset! Malik Yoba ashy lipped asss burger! I'm serious. I am so dammn mad! Samuel L. Jackson anal hair ass burger! Whoopie Goldberg dusty pvssy ass burger! I asked for grilled mushrooms on my burger & them shitts tasted like mini plastic titties! Ole Barbie titty ass burger! Jurassic park bacon havin ass muthafvckin burger! Ole one legged midget gap toothed stripper ass fvckin burger! Pony meat fvckin burger! Cremated rat pvssy tastin burger! OMG!! I think I'm calm now. I'm sleep. Will.I.Am as Gumby haircut he cvnt ass burger. TheF you sellin burgers that taste like fried elephant trunk bits 5 Guys?? It's been over 6 hours & I'm still dealin with the aftermath of that Rick Ross titty meat ass burger. McDonald's burger fished out of a landfill is better than 5 Guys. Ole Fantasia mouth crust ass burger. Let me go get my mama to make me some crab cakes right quick. I gotta eat extra good to counteract that Anthony Hamilton struggle beard ass burger.
Evil

Jonesboro, AR

#88 Nov 17, 2012
Sonic burger is better, fries are limp, they screwed up our order severely, 21 bucks for two small burgers and fries and drink,20 minute wait, will not be back.
Black

Fayetteville, AR

#89 Nov 17, 2012
guest wrote:
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Your a liar and an idiot. All burgers there are made to order making it impossible to get a cold burger. That is, unless your too stupid to know how to listen for your number to get called and it sat there for a long time. If that's the case you deserve a cold burger.
The burgers there are not "made to order" any more than McDonald's are "made to order."
guest

Jonesboro, AR

#90 Nov 17, 2012
Wimpy's is way better. Don't understand why no one goes there.
Guest

Plano, TX

#91 Nov 17, 2012
guest wrote:
Wimpy's is way better. Don't understand why no one goes there.
Are you crazy, there isn't even any comparison, 5 Guys eats Wimpy's lunch.

Since: Dec 10

Jonesboro, AR

#92 Nov 20, 2012
I tried 5 Guys and wasn't happy with my burger (plenty big, but not cooked enough and way too soggy). For folks that like 'em hot and juicy I'm sure they're good, but I like a little crunch to mine. Colton's or Skinny J's tend to get my business when I want a non-fast food burger.
guest

Jonesboro, AR

#93 Jan 20, 2013
tonight was first time to go to 5 guys.not impressed at all. small thin patty. Heard wimpy's was nothing special either. Any comments? Thx
Guest

Dallas, TX

#94 Jan 20, 2013
guest wrote:
tonight was first time to go to 5 guys.not impressed at all. small thin patty. Heard wimpy's was nothing special either. Any comments? Thx
If their two patty burger is not enough food, you may need to diet a little. I do wish they had other options on their fries, too much for even two people.
flowerchild

Jonesboro, AR

#95 Jan 21, 2013
Not happy with them at all!!!! I think its Jonesboro, I have ate at others and it was GREAT...
guest

Jonesboro, AR

#96 Jan 21, 2013
flowerchild wrote:
Not happy with them at all!!!! I think its Jonesboro, I have ate at others and it was GREAT...
Me too!!
not impressed

Jonesboro, AR

#97 Jan 22, 2013
didn't like 5 guys. liked Wimpy's better. Like Fat City's burger too. But IMO the best burger in Jonesboro is BA Burrito's.
Guest

Dallas, TX

#98 Jan 22, 2013
5 Guys is easily the best burger in town for a relatively quick burger. They don't go gourmet like Godsey's or Skinny J's, but a great off the grill burger.
guest

Jonesboro, AR

#99 Jan 23, 2013
Yeah right, I always go to a Burrito place for my hamburgers or maybe a catfish restaurant.
Guest

Tampa, FL

#100 Jan 23, 2013
guest wrote:
Yeah right, I always go to a Burrito place for my hamburgers or maybe a catfish restaurant.
Have you tried the one at Pho?
Beatle

Blytheville, AR

#101 Jan 24, 2013
We liked it alot. I may go there for lunch in about an hour.
Guest

Benton, AR

#102 Jan 24, 2013
Five guys gives me the craps.
really

Cedar Park, TX

#103 Jan 24, 2013
Highest price burger in town and was not worth the cost. Will not be back
Guest

Dallas, TX

#104 Jan 24, 2013
really wrote:
Highest price burger in town and was not worth the cost. Will not be back
Been to Godsey's, Skinny J's, or Omar's Downtown? I guess you like the Jr.Double Cheeseburger at Wendy's?
Just My Opinion

Jonesboro, AR

#105 Jan 24, 2013
We love 5 Guys. Very good food. Shorty Smalls is still my favorite though. Love the fries at 5 Guys.Tea is very good but again Shorty Smalls has best sweet tea! You can't go out and eat cheap anymore. We do love to get coupons. It helps, and it helps us make up our minds where we are going to eat. Anyone that hasn't tried Captain D's lately, they have really changed and the food is delicious. I even like it better than Red Lobster. Red Lobster is hard on the wallet, for what you get.

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