Is it a sin to blow poot in Church??

Is it a sin to blow poot in Church??

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Brother Odd

Sulphur Springs, TX

#1 Jan 14, 2010
Well is it?? My granny said it was right before she hit me in the back of the head wid a song book???
Jimmy C

Sulphur Springs, TX

#2 Jan 14, 2010
oh good grief? you probably the same nut got here posting about driving around in the dark cause street lights keep burning out!!
Satan

Jonesboro, AR

#3 Jan 14, 2010
No my son. It is not a sin. God would not have given you a butt hole if that were the case.
Flatulent Holy Man

Pine Bluff, AR

#4 Jan 14, 2010
I think it's only a sin if you "cropdust" where you pass by a stationary group spreading your scent and then walking off to watch the reactions. It might be a sin if you farted into your hand and fanned it up in your Granny's face, unless she enjoyed it.
Pastor Pooter

Sulphur Springs, TX

#5 Jan 14, 2010
Also if your pastor makes bubbly bubbly in the baptismal . It doesn't make it holy water!!
PAID to POOT

Sulphur Springs, TX

#6 Jan 14, 2010
As a rectal voice over professional, I find the thread demeaning and offensive. You people are making sport of my life's work and I have flagged you all!!
the MAN

Sulphur Springs, TX

#7 Jan 14, 2010
PAID to POOT wrote:
As a rectal voice over professional, I find the thread demeaning and offensive. You people are making sport of my life's work and I have flagged you all!!
Dude, your life's work really stinks !!
The Truth

Van Buren, AR

#8 Jan 15, 2010
If you want to blow poot in church I see nothing wrong with it. On the other hand, I believe that Poot has a say so in this so remember no means no.
guest

Pine Bluff, AR

#9 Jan 15, 2010
It's only a sin if your fart has lumps! I think if Baptist fart in a liquor store it's like a double sin and they have to go in front of the church and admit it; the fart--not the part about being in a liquor store!
Guest

Jonesboro, AR

#10 Jan 15, 2010
If you are in church and feel the need to poot, then take off running and do it in the foyer.
guest

Russellville, AR

#11 Jan 15, 2010
me and my buddies used to fart in church all the time when we were teenagers, it was hilarious the way it echoed off those wooden pews. HAHHA You gotta get your ass positioned just right and then ROMP a big one, man everybody would stare at us, we were high as hell and laughing our ass off HAHAHAHA those were the good old days...
Reverend Shew wee

Sulphur Springs, TX

#12 Jan 15, 2010
Toot unto others as you would have them toot unto you!! if the spirit so moves you , so move the spirit!! verily by shaking it out of your pants leg!! For when the spirit so moves , Ye shall blow the juicy butt trumpet and wipeth away the stinky stain. Amen
imm outOFhere

United States

#13 Jan 16, 2010
Noo it's just rude and it stinks have respect for others go out side....lol
guest

Little Elm, TX

#14 Jan 16, 2010
If no one's around, let her rip, but make sure you're ass is positioned so that the fart goes into the seat cushion, therefore muting the fart for the most part. If there are people around, go outside and LET. HER. RIP.
Reverend Shew wee

Sulphur Springs, TX

#15 Jan 16, 2010
It is not a sin to stinketh, but a transgression to enjoy it!!
Jane

Sulphur Springs, TX

#16 Jan 16, 2010
Its not wrong to "poot" in church, but I'm pretty sure that sniffing the pew afterwards is frowned upon!!
SBD and the Rump Rippers

Sulphur Springs, TX

#17 Jan 16, 2010
Bust one in the offering plate and listen to the spare change jangle!!
LMFAO

Sulphur Springs, TX

#18 Jan 16, 2010
imm outOFhere wrote:
Noo it's just rude and it stinks have respect for others go out side....lol
gives new meaning to the phrase " There's a sweet sweet spirit in this place...."
ned letty

Sulphur Springs, TX

#20 Jan 16, 2010
It isn't a sin as long as it doesn't come from Sister Loves taco!! Then its an abomination!!
Poop John Paul

Sulphur Springs, TX

#21 Jan 16, 2010
He who blessed it , messed it!!!

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