Man charged with burglarizing evidenc...

Man charged with burglarizing evidence locker where heroin went missing

There are 7 comments on the The Southtown Star story from Mar 15, 2012, titled Man charged with burglarizing evidence locker where heroin went missing. In it, The Southtown Star reports that:

The theft of three kilograms of heroin from a Will County sheriff's evidence container wasn't an inside job, a special prosecutor said Thursday as he charged a Midlothian man with taking part in the burglary.

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Retired 1

Morris, IL

#1 Mar 17, 2012
Looks like the boss owes the workers an apology
Lloyd B

El Paso, TX

#2 Mar 17, 2012
It's high time that I weigh in on this topic. This case is small potatoes comapred to what I've seen elsewhere. There was recently a serious incident in one in San Francisco that hasn't been widely reported. I know about it because my daughter lives in Portland. Anyway, some hooligan got liquored up and accosted an innocent college student. He dragged him to the back of the store and into a changing room, pulled down his pants and stuck the nozzle of a squeeze mustard bottle up hit butt. Once he had the tip all the way inside his rump, he squeezed with both hands and unloaded the entire bottle deep into his bowels. When the student reported the incident to authorities, they laughed it off and dismissed it as a harmless prank. One officer even had the gall to ask, "Was it Dijon?" So for that reason, I hope you'll all be careful before going to a department store.
funkHouser

Blue Island, IL

#3 Mar 24, 2012
Lloyd B wrote:
It's high time that I weigh in on this topic. This case is small potatoes comapred to what I've seen elsewhere. There was recently a serious incident in one in San Francisco that hasn't been widely reported. I know about it because my daughter lives in Portland. Anyway, some hooligan got liquored up and accosted an innocent college student. He dragged him to the back of the store and into a changing room, pulled down his pants and stuck the nozzle of a squeeze mustard bottle up hit butt. Once he had the tip all the way inside his rump, he squeezed with both hands and unloaded the entire bottle deep into his bowels. When the student reported the incident to authorities, they laughed it off and dismissed it as a harmless prank. One officer even had the gall to ask, "Was it Dijon?" So for that reason, I hope you'll all be careful before going to a department store.
This doesn't sound true, I don't think it is, but it sure is funny as hell.
Lloyd B

El Paso, TX

#4 Mar 24, 2012
funkHouser wrote:
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This doesn't sound true, I don't think it is, but it sure is funny as hell.
I assure you that it is true and while you may find it funny, it was not a laughing matter to the man who ended up crapping yellow for a week. Mustard can also burn in concentrated form which is why it was used to produce mustard gas which was used in wartime. Although I have no definitive information on this point, it is reasonable to assume that his bonghole was red and yellow from the severe burning which surely took place mixed with the yellow that was coming out when he did take a dump. A multi-colored backdoor is a pain in the butt, literally.

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#5 May 8, 2012
No "inside" job my mustard inflamed ass!

“I Am In Control.”

Since: Jan 10

Heaven

#6 May 8, 2012
shlisten wrote:
No "inside" job my mustard inflamed ass!
Please speak with clarity.

Sayeth the Lord.
by the way

New Lenox, IL

#7 May 9, 2012
Jesus-Christ wrote:
<quoted text>Please speak with clarity.

Sayeth the Lord.
when did he say that?!

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