Dennis, Jackies
haterlover

Lockport, IL

#1 Jan 3, 2013
Does anyone know who this obese creepy dude named Dennis that hangs out it Jackie's is ? The dude is weird and sadly brings business down at Jackie's place as if we care. I'm terribly fascinated with him as to what his story is. Is the dude employed? How can he sit there for hours drinking soda? I saw him try to cop a feel at the jukebox with a drunk girl. Why when Jackie's burned down did he try to turn Stella's into his new kingdom? Have you seen his hands?= prolly the lil'est dick in Will County! Why cannot he drink a drink like a man but use a small straw? Bet he hasn't wiped his ass good since 1994. Who the fuck is he always texting , I'm sure someone that could give a shit? Does he realize he is not the shit? Is he possibly gay ? Does he realize his mustache makes him even creepier? Any info would be appreciated !! Thank you in advance.
Dop ke

Lemont, IL

#2 Jan 27, 2013
check out bustemugshots.com ...you'll find pictures of him and many others there.
Dop ke

Lemont, IL

#3 Jan 27, 2013
Some One

Lemont, IL

#4 Jan 27, 2013
Dop ke wrote:
Thanks Jeff
Willy

Lockport, IL

#5 Jan 28, 2013
haterlover wrote:
Does anyone know who this obese creepy dude named Dennis that hangs out it Jackie's is ? The dude is weird and sadly brings business down at Jackie's place as if we care. I'm terribly fascinated with him as to what his story is. Is the dude employed? How can he sit there for hours drinking soda? I saw him try to cop a feel at the jukebox with a drunk girl. Why when Jackie's burned down did he try to turn Stella's into his new kingdom? Have you seen his hands?= prolly the lil'est dick in Will County! Why cannot he drink a drink like a man but use a small straw? Bet he hasn't wiped his ass good since 1994. Who the fuck is he always texting , I'm sure someone that could give a shit? Does he realize he is not the shit? Is he possibly gay ? Does he realize his mustache makes him even creepier? Any info would be appreciated !! Thank you in advance.
I think with a cheap paste on dime store mustache we may have a match...

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ItsAllGood

Lockport, IL

#6 Apr 9, 2014
Your views on Den-ass are right on the mark. He is super creepy. He drinks pop because the allowance his mother gives him doesn't allow him to splurge on adult beverages. However he does still manage to afford cocaine....hmmm. Wish he would stay out of my bar. Jackie's is a great place with even better people. No one wants to see Dennis the hut hitting on anything and everything with a heartbeat. He likes to offer all the drunk girls rides home. Anyone else see a problem with that? Gross.
ItsAllGood

Lockport, IL

#8 Apr 10, 2014
John Caliendo wrote:
Hey!! My name is NOT Dennis! I just use that as an alias. I'm not hitting on drunk girls because I'm looking to get into THEIR pants, I'm hoping they have brothers or creepy uncles (kinda like ME) The females aren't my chosen "flavor" *wink
As far as my soda-drinking goes, y'all are correct, that's the only thing I can afford with the piddly allowence my mommy gives me.
Oh, and I'm NOT FAT!! My mommy says I'm just big-boned.


You are not Dennis Doyle. You have a sense of humor.
you look nice today

Lemont, IL

#9 Apr 13, 2014
Its nice to see so many comments from people who have obviously never took the time to meet the guy. He's one of the few people I've met that will go out on a limb to help someone he doesn't know. The fact that he drinks pop all night might keep your ass from getting a dui some night and as for records and mug shots if your in Lockport and you don't have one your the minority. The fact that you have something to say about him shows your not a real Jackie's regular. I'm happy to have met him and miss the real Jackie's that you assholes were scared of.
ItsAllGood

Lockport, IL

#10 Apr 20, 2014
you look nice today wrote:
Its nice to see so many comments from people who have obviously never took the time to meet the guy. He's one of the few people I've met that will go out on a limb to help someone he doesn't know. The fact that he drinks pop all night might keep your ass from getting a dui some night and as for records and mug shots if your in Lockport and you don't have one your the minority. The fact that you have something to say about him shows your not a real Jackie's regular. I'm happy to have met him and miss the real Jackie's that you assholes were scared of.
As a regular...Unfortunately I have known him too well. Glad I learned quicker than some.
Lockport resident

Ozark, MO

#11 Sep 5, 2014
He's a pervert. He drinks pop and tries to take drunk girls home to molest or take advantage of them. I even heard he video tapes it. I lived down by Jackies for years. Stay away from him.

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