Neon Turtles holding slow down signs

Neon Turtles holding slow down signs

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Innova

Chicago, IL

#1 Jun 11, 2011
Dont tell me how to drive turtle...I assume kids are playing wherever I am driving, I drive within 5 mph of the posted speed limit. Your turtle messenger only makes me wanna run turtles over. And teach your damn kids to stay off the street- I see you and your friends in the back yard, drinking beer and bar-b-quing! Not to worry you put up a sign, kids feel free to run wild. Those turtles should be holding a sign that says "Bad parenting alert-kids may dart out after a ball at any moment"
Having said that, please drive safely....
Joe

Dallas, TX

#2 Jun 11, 2011
Maybe it's alerting you and others not drive or act like a douche bag to drive the posted speed limit or 5 under. Not within five steam load. We all know that if a ball or kid goes into thy street it's not bad parenting it does happen there kids. Our maybe it's not it could be the douche bag driving wiring five ten or twenty that looses control and mows kids over on the front lawn or bus stop. If that ball rolls out it would be the first time ever in the world that would happen. It could cause you to swerve and hit a kid or adult. Well I pray nothing bad ever happens to you douche bag. Because you are a whinnying bitch and maybe you will hit one of those signs down from somebodies house that is just a friendly reminder to drive slow or god forbid the posted limit. When you hit it I hope the owner is waiting for you to rip you out of your car a slap your birch ass.
Unincorporated

Frankfort, IL

#3 Jun 11, 2011
Joe. Quit posted after the twelve pack. I agree with your point but your post is unintelligible. Annoyed by a sign? WTH? Slow your ass down. 5 over is unacceptable. If you hit a kid you will never forgive yourself, let alone the kid may be dead. If that's the case and I were the parent, I would post your bail and kill you in the police parking lot. No judge would convict me. You double douche bag.
Tabitha

Chicago, IL

#4 Jun 11, 2011
Innova wrote:
Dont tell me how to drive turtle...I assume kids are playing wherever I am driving, I drive within 5 mph of the posted speed limit. Your turtle messenger only makes me wanna run turtles over. And teach your damn kids to stay off the street- I see you and your friends in the back yard, drinking beer and bar-b-quing! Not to worry you put up a sign, kids feel free to run wild. Those turtles should be holding a sign that says "Bad parenting alert-kids may dart out after a ball at any moment"
Having said that, please drive safely....
I've only seen one of those in town. The woman lived by the Village Hall. They spent money like they won the lottery. Two very expensive vehicles, a boat, a RV, never ending ugly blow up decorations for every holiday. Then they disappeared. I heard they foreclosed and walked away from it all and now rent a larger house in Palmer Ranch. I bet it's the same woman. Same mentality. Let someone else worry about it (the kids and paying off Uncle Sam).

Have a nice day. I agree with you.
Innova

Chicago, IL

#5 Jun 14, 2011
Joe I am pretty sure no matter what sign the turtle is holding-you won't be able to read it. And Unincorporated probably wont be able to either. But you two saints are missing my point, and of course everyone drives five under the speed limit right? Do you two ever get out? I fully agree that if someone runs a kid over due to negligence they are aholes, and probably should be shot. I am very careful when I drive, I don't need a sign to tell me how to do it. My problem is with the parents who have their kids playing on the street, we put up a sign and now own this street! and I drive by and little Timmy or Joe Jr is 8 ft out onto the street and stands 6 inches from my car as I go by. Streets are for cars, I was taught not to play in the street. I think these signs are distracting drivers, I am sure most of the parents who buy them have good intentions, but I find them stupid. At least Joe Jr has an excuse, dads drunk posting on topix again....Joey go in the house and slap his birch ass!
Jack

Chicago, IL

#6 Jun 14, 2011
Just throw shit out in front of a speeding car, they'll slow down.
vron

United States

#7 Jun 14, 2011
I'm getting one of these signs. Not because I'm a bad mother and not because I'm afraid my child will run in the street but because I live on a side road that everyone goes 10 to 15 mph over the posted speed limit and if someone is going the speed limit other drivers pass them like they are on a busy road. This sign is not for the person who is always cautious but for the people who drive like maniacs. Yes I will watch my child even when I am bbqing. But please also remind drivers this is a neighborhood full of children even and to please take extra caution.
Innova

Chicago, IL

#8 Jun 14, 2011
lets just put speed bumps every 30 ft on side streets? And put shirts on kids that say "child molester please don't touch me". Maybe we can develop nerf cars? If I thought it would help I would put up a sign that says "please don't drink and drive on my street". The first thing a person does when they see a neon turtle holding a sign is what? They read the sign, they take their eyes off the road and read the sign....just my opinion-they don't help.
vron

Buffalo, NY

#9 Jun 15, 2011
I think you're taking this a little to the extreme. Signs are everywhere you drive and it takes one second to look at it. If you have kids and lived on a street where people drove like maniacs I wonder if you would change your mind.
Ron

Mokena, IL

#10 Jun 15, 2011
I need to speed up to get home when I feel the turtle rubbing it's nose on my under pants. That could cause a real assident.
Innova

Chicago, IL

#11 Jun 15, 2011
Vron I am on a busy street. I have kids. They know not to play on the street. It only takes one second to run someone over when your looking at turtles to your left and a kid darts out from the right. Idiots will drive like idiots I don't care if you have to Cops holding signs in your driveway....the rest of us don't need to be reminded that kids are playing...kids are everywhere, i have seen about 3 people with these signs.....so I guess that makes alot of shitty parents out there who must not care.
Im driving in nova

Mokena, IL

#12 Jun 16, 2011
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Innovva U need help you looser this is mental health help forum. The experience project. This is where you need to be. No one is answering you because no one cares, but all have one common care they don't like speeders in their neighborhood. If a sign as a reminder gives them that extra comfort fine. It does not make them a bad parent. However the way you whine about this sign I would like to put a thousand in your yard and all over.
NL Parent

Frankfort, IL

#13 Jun 16, 2011
My kids don't play in the street, but on ocassion the balls do....I've seen some pretty close calls on my street due to 'thru traffic'....EDMONDS AVENUE in WALKER COUNTRY ESTATES. Not a STOP sign on the street...several neighbors even talked about posting license plate numbers on this forum.....Even the buses from Liberty take corners on two wheels.
Innova

Chicago, IL

#14 Jun 16, 2011
I'm familiar with it. I don't think posting plates here will help. I would petition the villiage to put up a stop sign, and ask for more police coverage.
Im driving a nova

Mokena, IL

#15 Jun 16, 2011
More turtle signs. There is no way a baby like you wants to pay for more public servants
Tim

Frankfort, IL

#16 Jun 17, 2011
saw some of these the other day. when my kids were young they stayed in the back yard. as they got older were allowed out in front but always had a parent around until age 8 or so. I wouldn't let a small kid out in the front these days, busy street or not.
Im driving in da nova

Mokena, IL

#17 Jun 17, 2011
I smell burning plastic I have 12 turtles underneath my car. I hate these things, children adults with children and petroleum. Plastic is made with petroleum and turtles are plastic. I think I no I'm going to the nut house.
Innova

Chicago, IL

#18 Jun 17, 2011
Im driving a nova wrote:
More turtle signs. There is no way a baby like you wants to pay for more public servants
More coverage does not mean more police dumb ass.....or looser as you like to say.
I drivin a nova

Mokena, IL

#19 Jun 18, 2011
You just wanna find a discrepancy about anything and everything. Thats why this is the wrong forum for u. Go to the mental help forum you nut bag. I hope people can laugh at jerking you around. Oh wait I just crapped I my nova trying to drive home. I should have drove faster bit there was those darn turtle signs. Now the turtle marked my underus
peppisunshine

Lake Grove, NY

#20 Sep 20, 2011
I love the cute little green turtles!!!

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