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Sources deep inside the Kelly Turner campaign have confirmed that the campaign website www.vote4turner.com is alleging a flyer has gone out with false information on it against candidate Turner! This follows the Turner mailer that stated Lockport failed to apply for a dimes worth of stimulus money when they actually applied for 20 million dollars worth in 2008.

The candidate, currently on a campaign swing kissing babies and shaking hands through areas hardest hit by Murphy's policies was unable to be reached for immediate comment.

The Turner war room was buzzing with a staffer, a cat, a turtle and an operative feverishly working on cheap homemade mailer response at 8:19pm.

Unnamed sources at this late hour said Turner operatives were executing a "white knuckled" damage control effort to salvage Turner's 3% showing in recent topix polls. The unnamed source said "we will not let material that is anonymous erode that 3% showing we have worked so hard to maintain, we will take the cowards down". In that poll Turner is actually losing to candidates not even running?

Turner has worked tirelessly to build on against his 2005 mayoral race where he placed a 3rd place showing in the Lockport mayoral election placing him 3rd with 11.2% of the vote in 2005. The source demanded “we intend to place a strong second this time out of three, Kelly Frank Turner is building momentum right now situating our campaign to be ready for victory in 2017 or 2021, we will not stop just because we were regected 8 or 9 times” The same staffer added “the LTHS school board needs to listen to the people that have regected (Kelly Turner’s spelling not the reporter) the referendum 5 times…sighting an Einstein quote… "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and
expecting different results. "

The unnamed staffer added "this cat is killing my allergies and Kelly Turner is a tall strong man with large hands and a larger platform". adding "the postal inspectors have been notified along with the ATF, the FBI, CIA, the UN and any other alphabet type government agencies, we are going to get these tyrants this time."...for full accuracy the source also said the National Guard, Nasa, and the Department of The Interior was been being notified by return confirmed mail.

A call was placed to Tom Kelly's hospital room with no response.
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Lockport peeps 1st wrote:
Sources deep inside the Kelly Turner campaign have confirmed that the campaign website www.vote4turner.com is alleging a flyer has gone out with false information on it against candidate Turner! This follows the Turner mailer that stated Lockport failed to apply for a dimes worth of stimulus money when they actually applied for 20 million dollars worth in 2008.
The candidate, currently on a campaign swing kissing babies and shaking hands through areas hardest hit by Murphy's policies was unable to be reached for immediate comment.
The Turner war room was buzzing with a staffer, a cat, a turtle and an operative feverishly working on cheap homemade mailer response at 8:19pm.
Unnamed sources at this late hour said Turner operatives were executing a "white knuckled" damage control effort to salvage Turner's 3% showing in recent topix polls. The unnamed source said "we will not let material that is anonymous erode that 3% showing we have worked so hard to maintain, we will take the cowards down". In that poll Turner is actually losing to candidates not even running?
Turner has worked tirelessly to build on against his 2005 mayoral race where he placed a 3rd place showing in the Lockport mayoral election placing him 3rd with 11.2% of the vote in 2005. The source demanded “we intend to place a strong second this time out of three, Kelly Frank Turner is building momentum right now situating our campaign to be ready for victory in 2017 or 2021, we will not stop just because we were regected 8 or 9 times” The same staffer added “the LTHS school board needs to listen to the people that have regected (Kelly Turner’s spelling not the reporter) the referendum 5 times…sighting an Einstein quote… "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and
expecting different results. "
The unnamed staffer added "this cat is killing my allergies and Kelly Turner is a tall strong man with large hands and a larger platform". adding "the postal inspectors have been notified along with the ATF, the FBI, CIA, the UN and any other alphabet type government agencies, we are going to get these tyrants this time."...for full accuracy the source also said the National Guard, Nasa, and the Department of The Interior was been being notified by return confirmed mail.
A call was placed to Tom Kelly's hospital room with no response.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Funniest post I've read on Topix-EVER!!
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Simon and Garfunkel wrote:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Funniest post I've read on Topix-EVER!!
This is the news young person... we at the Weekly Distorter work hard to compile the weekly news cycle...just the facts youngster...!!!

Myles, Mark, John, Lindsey, John, and Ralph thank you!!!
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sorry...and Kenny Holmes....geeeeeeze..my fault
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Lockport peeps 1st wrote:
Sources deep inside the Kelly Turner campaign have confirmed that the campaign website www.vote4turner.com is alleging a flyer has gone out with false information on it against candidate Turner! This follows the Turner mailer that stated Lockport failed to apply for a dimes worth of stimulus money when they actually applied for 20 million dollars worth in 2008.
The candidate, currently on a campaign swing kissing babies and shaking hands through areas hardest hit by Murphy's policies was unable to be reached for immediate comment.
The Turner war room was buzzing with a staffer, a cat, a turtle and an operative feverishly working on cheap homemade mailer response at 8:19pm.
Unnamed sources at this late hour said Turner operatives were executing a "white knuckled" damage control effort to salvage Turner's 3% showing in recent topix polls. The unnamed source said "we will not let material that is anonymous erode that 3% showing we have worked so hard to maintain, we will take the cowards down". In that poll Turner is actually losing to candidates not even running?
Turner has worked tirelessly to build on against his 2005 mayoral race where he placed a 3rd place showing in the Lockport mayoral election placing him 3rd with 11.2% of the vote in 2005. The source demanded “we intend to place a strong second this time out of three, Kelly Frank Turner is building momentum right now situating our campaign to be ready for victory in 2017 or 2021, we will not stop just because we were regected 8 or 9 times” The same staffer added “the LTHS school board needs to listen to the people that have regected (Kelly Turner’s spelling not the reporter) the referendum 5 times…sighting an Einstein quote… "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and
expecting different results. "
The unnamed staffer added "this cat is killing my allergies and Kelly Turner is a tall strong man with large hands and a larger platform". adding "the postal inspectors have been notified along with the ATF, the FBI, CIA, the UN and any other alphabet type government agencies, we are going to get these tyrants this time."...for full accuracy the source also said the National Guard, Nasa, and the Department of The Interior was been being notified by return confirmed mail.
A call was placed to Tom Kelly's hospital room with no response.
WOW! This is so off the wall, it sounds as though someone has dropped some major acid or meth...this is so far out and out there who ever wrote this must be a major drug addict.
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WOW! This is so off the wall, it sounds as though someone has dropped some major acid or meth...this is so far out and out there who ever wrote this must be a major drug addict.
What else does Murphy have to do? Oh, that's right, he's going back to selling real estate!!! LOL
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Lockport peeps 1st wrote:
Sources deep inside the Kelly Turner campaign have confirmed that the campaign website www.vote4turner.com is alleging a flyer has gone out with false information on it against candidate Turner! This follows the Turner mailer that stated Lockport failed to apply for a dimes worth of stimulus money when they actually applied for 20 million dollars worth in 2008.
The candidate, currently on a campaign swing kissing babies and shaking hands through areas hardest hit by Murphy's policies was unable to be reached for immediate comment.
The Turner war room was buzzing with a staffer, a cat, a turtle and an operative feverishly working on cheap homemade mailer response at 8:19pm.
Unnamed sources at this late hour said Turner operatives were executing a "white knuckled" damage control effort to salvage Turner's 3% showing in recent topix polls. The unnamed source said "we will not let material that is anonymous erode that 3% showing we have worked so hard to maintain, we will take the cowards down". In that poll Turner is actually losing to candidates not even running?
Turner has worked tirelessly to build on against his 2005 mayoral race where he placed a 3rd place showing in the Lockport mayoral election placing him 3rd with 11.2% of the vote in 2005. The source demanded “we intend to place a strong second this time out of three, Kelly Frank Turner is building momentum right now situating our campaign to be ready for victory in 2017 or 2021, we will not stop just because we were regected 8 or 9 times” The same staffer added “the LTHS school board needs to listen to the people that have regected (Kelly Turner’s spelling not the reporter) the referendum 5 times…sighting an Einstein quote… "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and
expecting different results. "
The unnamed staffer added "this cat is killing my allergies and Kelly Turner is a tall strong man with large hands and a larger platform". adding "the postal inspectors have been notified along with the ATF, the FBI, CIA, the UN and any other alphabet type government agencies, we are going to get these tyrants this time."...for full accuracy the source also said the National Guard, Nasa, and the Department of The Interior was been being notified by return confirmed mail.
A call was placed to Tom Kelly's hospital room with no response.
I LOVE THIS!! This is so funny, Tim you are a riot! If it's not by Tim, it is still a riot and I still love it!
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Vote for Downtown wrote:
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I LOVE THIS!! This is so funny, Tim you are a riot! If it's not by Tim, it is still a riot and I still love it!
This person should produce a movie script for a zoned out Jim Morrison movie, Man. Don't ya think? Way, way, way, way out there.
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Vote for Downtown wrote:
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I LOVE THIS!! This is so funny, Tim you are a riot! If it's not by Tim, it is still a riot and I still love it!
I believe it. I think it is exactly true. It describes Kelly Turner to a T.
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Kelly Turner lost by three votes after today's count! That's gotta really sting.

Does this make him a 6-time mayoral loser now?
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Duke of Lockport wrote:
Kelly Turner lost by three votes after today's count! That's gotta really sting.
Does this make him a 6-time mayoral loser now?
They weren't all mayoral losses. He lost alderman a couple of times, township supervisor and will county clerk, I think.
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Looooser!
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I can't wait to see what he's cooked up this time around. I pity the candidates that are endorsed by him. Why would anyone want to be connected with that scum bag?
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Lockport peeps 1st wrote:
Sources deep inside the Kelly Turner campaign have confirmed that the campaign website www.vote4turner.com is alleging a flyer has gone out with false information on it against candidate Turner! This follows the Turner mailer that stated Lockport failed to apply for a dimes worth of stimulus money when they actually applied for 20 million dollars worth in 2008.
The candidate, currently on a campaign swing kissing babies and shaking hands through areas hardest hit by Murphy's policies was unable to be reached for immediate comment.
The Turner war room was buzzing with a staffer, a cat, a turtle and an operative feverishly working on cheap homemade mailer response at 8:19pm.
Unnamed sources at this late hour said Turner operatives were executing a "white knuckled" damage control effort to salvage Turner's 3% showing in recent topix polls. The unnamed source said "we will not let material that is anonymous erode that 3% showing we have worked so hard to maintain, we will take the cowards down". In that poll Turner is actually losing to candidates not even running?
Turner has worked tirelessly to build on against his 2005 mayoral race where he placed a 3rd place showing in the Lockport mayoral election placing him 3rd with 11.2% of the vote in 2005. The source demanded “we intend to place a strong second this time out of three, Kelly Frank Turner is building momentum right now situating our campaign to be ready for victory in 2017 or 2021, we will not stop just because we were regected 8 or 9 times” The same staffer added “the LTHS school board needs to listen to the people that have regected (Kelly Turner’s spelling not the reporter) the referendum 5 times…sighting an Einstein quote… "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and
expecting different results. "
The unnamed staffer added "this cat is killing my allergies and Kelly Turner is a tall strong man with large hands and a larger platform". adding "the postal inspectors have been notified along with the ATF, the FBI, CIA, the UN and any other alphabet type government agencies, we are going to get these tyrants this time."...for full accuracy the source also said the National Guard, Nasa, and the Department of The Interior was been being notified by return confirmed mail.
A call was placed to Tom Kelly's hospital room with no response.
And they say history does not repeat itself! Lost again! Try again! Keep telling lies! This time he is on the new Mayor! It is over for him with this voting public. It will only get worse! More losses more lies!
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I just sent a letter to the radio station asking if they knew how many times this guy has won and how many times he has lost? Also naming all the posts he has run for and the vote total in Lockport. Give us a break! Give equal time to a senior alderman when he is on rapping our town! It is only fair! He is lying about the Chamber and some of the most prominent people in our town. How dare he lie!
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Lockport peeps 1st wrote:
Sources deep inside the Kelly Turner campaign have confirmed that the campaign website www.vote4turner.com is alleging a flyer has gone out with false information on it against candidate Turner! This follows the Turner mailer that stated Lockport failed to apply for a dimes worth of stimulus money when they actually applied for 20 million dollars worth in 2008.
The candidate, currently on a campaign swing kissing babies and shaking hands through areas hardest hit by Murphy's policies was unable to be reached for immediate comment.
The Turner war room was buzzing with a staffer, a cat, a turtle and an operative feverishly working on cheap homemade mailer response at 8:19pm.
Unnamed sources at this late hour said Turner operatives were executing a "white knuckled" damage control effort to salvage Turner's 3% showing in recent topix polls. The unnamed source said "we will not let material that is anonymous erode that 3% showing we have worked so hard to maintain, we will take the cowards down". In that poll Turner is actually losing to candidates not even running?
Turner has worked tirelessly to build on against his 2005 mayoral race where he placed a 3rd place showing in the Lockport mayoral election placing him 3rd with 11.2% of the vote in 2005. The source demanded “we intend to place a strong second this time out of three, Kelly Frank Turner is building momentum right now situating our campaign to be ready for victory in 2017 or 2021, we will not stop just because we were regected 8 or 9 times” The same staffer added “the LTHS school board needs to listen to the people that have regected (Kelly Turner’s spelling not the reporter) the referendum 5 times…sighting an Einstein quote… "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and
expecting different results. "
The unnamed staffer added "this cat is killing my allergies and Kelly Turner is a tall strong man with large hands and a larger platform". adding "the postal inspectors have been notified along with the ATF, the FBI, CIA, the UN and any other alphabet type government agencies, we are going to get these tyrants this time."...for full accuracy the source also said the National Guard, Nasa, and the Department of The Interior was been being notified by return confirmed mail.
A call was placed to Tom Kelly's hospital room with no response.
If you want a good laugh read this...the flim flam man is still at it...how many elections is this....I think twelve. The average person would have give up by now but not this abnormally young sixty year old. Diapers and coughitis are gone, but not him! It is time for this little fella to ride off to the retirement home in his red jeep. He and that motorcycle are too humorous! Remember the movie and the flim flam man .. we have one and it is him! Chalk up another loss for the little fella...2800 people agree with me! It was a WIN LIKE NO OTHER. He has a fat stomach, a comb over, no neck, beady eyes, and he has the nerve to make fun of others? Yikes! ps. he wears grandpa jeans and short sleeves to meetings and looks like a hick! pps. that is why he is a hick!
How many lost elections

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Lockport peeps 1st wrote:
Sources deep inside the Kelly Turner campaign have confirmed that the campaign website www.vote4turner.com is alleging a flyer has gone out with false information on it against candidate Turner! This follows the Turner mailer that stated Lockport failed to apply for a dimes worth of stimulus money when they actually applied for 20 million dollars worth in 2008.
The candidate, currently on a campaign swing kissing babies and shaking hands through areas hardest hit by Murphy's policies was unable to be reached for immediate comment.
The Turner war room was buzzing with a staffer, a cat, a turtle and an operative feverishly working on cheap homemade mailer response at 8:19pm.
Unnamed sources at this late hour said Turner operatives were executing a "white knuckled" damage control effort to salvage Turner's 3% showing in recent topix polls. The unnamed source said "we will not let material that is anonymous erode that 3% showing we have worked so hard to maintain, we will take the cowards down". In that poll Turner is actually losing to candidates not even running?
Turner has worked tirelessly to build on against his 2005 mayoral race where he placed a 3rd place showing in the Lockport mayoral election placing him 3rd with 11.2% of the vote in 2005. The source demanded “we intend to place a strong second this time out of three, Kelly Frank Turner is building momentum right now situating our campaign to be ready for victory in 2017 or 2021, we will not stop just because we were regected 8 or 9 times” The same staffer added “the LTHS school board needs to listen to the people that have regected (Kelly Turner’s spelling not the reporter) the referendum 5 times…sighting an Einstein quote… "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and
expecting different results. "
The unnamed staffer added "this cat is killing my allergies and Kelly Turner is a tall strong man with large hands and a larger platform". adding "the postal inspectors have been notified along with the ATF, the FBI, CIA, the UN and any other alphabet type government agencies, we are going to get these tyrants this time."...for full accuracy the source also said the National Guard, Nasa, and the Department of The Interior was been being notified by return confirmed mail.
A call was placed to Tom Kelly's hospital room with no response.
Finally two down and two to go! This guy is like a bad penny, he won't go away.
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Lockport peeps 1st wrote:
Sources deep inside the Kelly Turner campaign have confirmed that the campaign website www.vote4turner.com is alleging a flyer has gone out with false information on it against candidate Turner! This follows the Turner mailer that stated Lockport failed to apply for a dimes worth of stimulus money when they actually applied for 20 million dollars worth in 2008.
The candidate, currently on a campaign swing kissing babies and shaking hands through areas hardest hit by Murphy's policies was unable to be reached for immediate comment.
The Turner war room was buzzing with a staffer, a cat, a turtle and an operative feverishly working on cheap homemade mailer response at 8:19pm.
Unnamed sources at this late hour said Turner operatives were executing a "white knuckled" damage control effort to salvage Turner's 3% showing in recent topix polls. The unnamed source said "we will not let material that is anonymous erode that 3% showing we have worked so hard to maintain, we will take the cowards down". In that poll Turner is actually losing to candidates not even running?
Turner has worked tirelessly to build on against his 2005 mayoral race where he placed a 3rd place showing in the Lockport mayoral election placing him 3rd with 11.2% of the vote in 2005. The source demanded “we intend to place a strong second this time out of three, Kelly Frank Turner is building momentum right now situating our campaign to be ready for victory in 2017 or 2021, we will not stop just because we were regected 8 or 9 times” The same staffer added “the LTHS school board needs to listen to the people that have regected (Kelly Turner’s spelling not the reporter) the referendum 5 times…sighting an Einstein quote… "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and
expecting different results. "
The unnamed staffer added "this cat is killing my allergies and Kelly Turner is a tall strong man with large hands and a larger platform". adding "the postal inspectors have been notified along with the ATF, the FBI, CIA, the UN and any other alphabet type government agencies, we are going to get these tyrants this time."...for full accuracy the source also said the National Guard, Nasa, and the Department of The Interior was been being notified by return confirmed mail.
A call was placed to Tom Kelly's hospital room with no response.
The funny thing is it happened again and this time it was overwhelming vote total because the truth is on the table not their lies and intimidating our citizens. He is still on here changing names and making vulgar comments about HIS homosexuality. He is not married anymore like our aldermen are and our Mayor and have children. Therefore, he is a jealous old senile man trying to cope with his lies rolling off like his Pinocchio nose. Be aware itHe has a sick mind! The people know and that is why they voted him OUT. It etc etc etc etc. is Lemont Kelly this time, Wheaton Kelly another time, Markham Kelly another time. Oh, his poor computers. We know! We also contacted the bearded one from his hospital bed. No answer. Just made up stories until he thinks up more garbage vulgarities!
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He and Ron Corn wrote:
<quoted text> The funny thing is it happened again and this time it was overwhelming vote total because the truth is on the table not their lies and intimidating our citizens. He is still on here changing names and making vulgar comments about HIS homosexuality. He is not married anymore like our aldermen are and our Mayor and have children. Therefore, he is a jealous old senile man trying to cope with his lies rolling off like his Pinocchio nose. Be aware itHe has a sick mind! The people know and that is why they voted him OUT. It etc etc etc etc. is Lemont Kelly this time, Wheaton Kelly another time, Markham Kelly another time. Oh, his poor computers. We know! We also contacted the bearded one from his hospital bed. No answer. Just made up stories until he thinks up more garbage vulgarities!
they play house in ballish's basement where he lives with his mommy. why doesn't he move to homer glen maybe they will accept him there? Not here...no more...that is a promise. of course i might break it, like i will lower your water bill...heheh. what a big deal. the voters knocked that down, heheheheh. Well, out for a walk, it is beautiful out and we are feeling great in this home!
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<quoted text> And they say history does not repeat itself! Lost again! Try again! Keep telling lies! This time he is on the new Mayor! It is over for him with this voting public. It will only get worse! More losses more lies!
This is a classic!

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