VanAlstine Hunted By Police

VanAlstine Hunted By Police

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Thieving Magpie

Danielson, CT

#1 Feb 8, 2013
GLOVERSVILLE - The city Police Department is requesting the public's assistance in locating 20-year-old David VanAlstine.

You in a heap of trouble boy!
Same wall different head

Danielson, CT

#3 Feb 10, 2013
He's on the lam. If I was him I'd go someplace warm until this blows over and the cops are hot on the trail of the next idiot. And there's always the next idiot...like in 3 or 4 days.
Gumshoe

United States

#4 Feb 11, 2013
We've looked everywhere. It's like he disappeared into thin air.
The Butler Did It

Danielson, CT

#5 Feb 11, 2013
Hmmmmm??? Funny how VanAlstine disappeared from the radar scope just before this Pope resignation stuff.

There was a lot of talk about a butler and some thefts along with the usual homosexual hi jinks at the Vatican and then the butler disappeared a few months ago...and now the first Pope in 600 years resigns.

And ValAlstine is on the lam. Very interesting. Local cops are baffled.
Hoople

Danielson, CT

#7 Feb 18, 2013
200 grand missing.
Pope hiding out in Vatican
No sign of ValAlstine

Hmphhh...

Time to call in the cadaver dogs
The Butler Did It

Danielson, CT

#8 Feb 22, 2013
Pope blackmailed by gay cross dressers story broke today in the press.
VanAlstine

Danielson, CT

#9 Mar 11, 2013
Heh heh
I'm in Rome dressed as a Cardinal. I even have a pope ballot. These guys are a bunch of old queens. But if you thought the pickings were good in Gloversville, this place is heaven. They got loot pouring in from all over the world. At night they sit around drinking, laughing and bragging about the fancy apartments and all the handsome assistants they have. This is great.....and totally legit.

Oh excuse me....it's time to blow so more smoke up the suckers asses.

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