A Goof Troop Thanksgiving
Turkey Ted

United States

#1 Nov 22, 2012
Oh how thankful the goof troop must be this year. Boyd is really getting into the holiday spirit. Guess he should, he bagged the biggest Ho Ho Ho in town!
Bart Lind is thankful he ran the best business to come to town in decades to West Frankfort. Goof Trooper Marcus Reed is thankful he no longer has the burden of supporting his family.
Chuck Crabtree is thankful his group runs the police department and his drug deals and biker gang crimes go unchecked.
Most of all, Jim Mitchell is thankful he scammed the voters last year, into believing he's not been part of the problem in this town for decades.
And we the citizens, aren't we blessed to be guided by such high, moral, principled leadership!
Pilgrims Progress

Carbondale, IL

#2 Nov 22, 2012
Turkey Ted wrote:
Oh how thankful the goof troop must be this year. Boyd is really getting into the holiday spirit. Guess he should, he bagged the biggest Ho Ho Ho in town!
Bart Lind is thankful he ran the best business to come to town in decades to West Frankfort. Goof Trooper Marcus Reed is thankful he no longer has the burden of supporting his family.
Chuck Crabtree is thankful his group runs the police department and his drug deals and biker gang crimes go unchecked.
Most of all, Jim Mitchell is thankful he scammed the voters last year, into believing he's not been part of the problem in this town for decades.
And we the citizens, aren't we blessed to be guided by such high, moral, principled leadership!
AMEN!
Bell ringe

Johnston City, IL

#3 Nov 22, 2012
Hear ye hear ye the town is a joke.
money maker

Lockhart, TX

#4 Nov 23, 2012
What happened to marcus?
JC resident

Herrin, IL

#5 Nov 25, 2012
Money maker, Marcus left the police dept and is now working for the Dept. of Corrections. He has also walked out on his wife and 2 kids..."again" and moved in with Terri Lakotich.
Birds of a feather

Marion, IL

#6 Nov 25, 2012
Marcus Reed is the hero to Bart Lind, Jim Mitchell, Boyd, Crabtree and that whole group. Nice to know people of this moral caliber are now running our town. Scary.

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