John Richey

[The matchmaker]

Folks, you have to be at the meeting Tuesday night. John Richey is going to announce he has found love. A woman actually talked to him! Granted, it was a girl behind the counter at Dairy Queen and all she said was "Welcome to Dairy Queen may I take your order?" But hey for John that's a start! Congratulations, John on your new romance you deserve it buddy!

[Pop Goes the Weasel]

It is reported tonight that City Attorney John Richey is now suspected in the death of his inflatable girlfriend, Betsy. Apparantly, John got some new pajamas for his birthday and forgot to remove the pins. He rolled over on Betsy and...pop! You know the rest....

[Bud Bundy]

John Richey does not have an inflatable girl friend but he does have exremely firm handshake.

[sm]

Get a life

[Iron clad]

Who? John. or Bud.

[Touchdown Tommy]

John Richey is a big Indianapolis Colts fan because like him they never score!

[get a life]

Yes

[Ben Matlock]

Richey has not practiced inside a courtroom for quite some time because he cannot obtain malpractice insurance. He is however about to become very familiar with a courtroom again.

[JCDUH]

OK Creeps,John may not look or act like you,but he is a good man,& he is doing our town a great service.We badly need him,&his knowledge to help us out of this mess.All of you talking about his sex life,are probably not getting any either,& you need to pick on him in order to make your lives look better.Pitiful....IDIOTS...

[Time on my side]

You will regret all of those statements in the near future.

[Is that a threat]

Time on my side wrote:

You will regret all of those statements in the near future.

Are you threatening the posters with legal action or physical harm? Or both?

[Time on my side]

Is that a threat wrote:

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Are you threatening the posters with legal action or physical harm? Or both?

No threat just think you will end up looking like a complete idiot for sticking up for John Richey.

[JCDUH]

Time on my side wrote:

You will regret all of those statements in the near future.

Are you speaking to me?

[Time on my side]

Are you illiterate? Read my last reply.

[Clip Joint]

John Richey has been without a woman so long he has to take his palms to the barber shop for a shave.

[AuburnBlue]

You all know a lot about John Richey. So, I'm thinking you don't have much of a life yourself? That's so sad. Maybe someday someone will make a thread about you and you not having a sex life and how ignorant you are - now that's something to look forward to! Yay!! Now, get a life! I can't believe adults are acting like this - making threads on websites with people's names on them and cutting them down, but only behind anonymous screen names because they are cowards and losers - and they do it for all the world to see what kind of losers we have here in town that I have to vote against so the knitwits don't get back into office that we had before! My work is never done!

[Court Jester]

John cheated on the Dairy Queen girl. He went to McDonald's last night and the girl behind the counter verbally spoke to him when she took his order. In John's world that makes her his girlfriend. If this one doesn't work out maybe when Bart Lind gets another relative on the payroll he can fix him up!

[Smut king]

"Mayor" Bart Lind is set to have his first ribbon cutting ceremony. John Richey is openIng a business in downtown Johnston City.
While out on a date last night ( He was at McDonalds, if a girl behind the counter takes his order it counts as a date to John) he announced " I'm opening a video store renting out my personal collection of adult films."
This will likely put Indian Video and the Lion's Den out of business. Once a successful baker in his day, John is looking forward to his new business venture.

[Hot Rolls]

Didn't out city attorney take out a city loan some years ago to build a bakery in Johnston City? He built no bakery and never paid back the city loan.

[Get A Life]

John is a nice man. He is helping JC with law issues. He is a very smart man and has knowledge about many things. I knew John before he became an attorney. I have had many conversations with him. I do not understand why people get on here and say mean things about people...don't they have anything better to do than call people names, say things that are not true, and just "bash" people. Go mow your yard, play with your children, go for a walk, clean your house and have a life.