Tonights Council Meeting

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Meow Meow

West Frankfort, IL

#1 Dec 11, 2012
Well the JC City Council met tonight. No treasurer's report no accounting of our money, No talk about the 1.2 million we have in water, no talk about th city's street crime, no addressing of lawsuits. Instead of discussing real problems the council had in depth discussion about cats. These people have real problem with animals. Since animal controll will do nothing about cats the task was given to Frenchie Erwin. Frenchie said he'll find "every pu**y in town". John Richey and Keith Boyd heard this and volunteered to help. We need more civic minded individuals like these two
Garfield

United States

#2 Dec 11, 2012
They've got the perfect attorney to draft an anti-cat ordinance since John Richey has never had any pu**y in his life!
Felix the cat

United States

#3 Dec 11, 2012
Grant Mitchell has volunteered to head the research and development committee to study cats in JC. He can be fair and objective because he has no interest in pu**y
Here Kitty

West Frankfort, IL

#4 Dec 11, 2012
"I thought I saw a pudy cat, I thought I saw pudy cat. I did, I did see a Pudy cat"
Spelling Bee

United States

#5 Dec 11, 2012
Good thing for Chuck Crabtree nobody asked him to spell cat.
Hairball

West Frankfort, IL

#6 Dec 11, 2012
When Frenchie said he'd get every pu**y in town Mary Jane Hatfield then responded " I can help too. I'd be more than happy to dive into this problem!"
Sylvester

West Frankfort, IL

#7 Dec 12, 2012
Sufferin' sukitash, why's everybody huntin' me?
Everyone knows it's duck season.
Cat Scratch Fever

United States

#8 Dec 12, 2012
Well, since Boyd, Mitchell, Crabtree, Lind, and Buckner took over, water bills have been higher than a cat's back!
Another waste of time

Carterville, IL

#9 Dec 12, 2012
Buckner is printing up shirts saying "save the cats." Anything to make a buck.
Crabtree slept during the meeting.
Lind wants to build a large "cat" house on Newton St field to solve the problem.
When Lind said that Page said "second the motion" then ask Bart what was he seconding?
Elmer

West Frankfort, IL

#10 Dec 12, 2012
Sylvester wrote:
Sufferin' sukitash, why's everybody huntin' me?
Everyone knows it's duck season.
Wabbit season
Looney Toons

West Frankfort, IL

#11 Dec 12, 2012
Maybe after this election we can say, "AB AB AB THAT'S ALL FOLKS! To these loney toons on the council.
Rim Shot

West Frankfort, IL

#12 Dec 12, 2012
Cheese woke up at the meting and said "so all we want is a little pu**y' One of our favorite women goof troopers screamed out,"me too, mines as big as a house"
Another waste of time

Carterville, IL

#13 Dec 12, 2012
That could be several current and one past alderman's wife/girlfriend, or relatives.
Do they serve cheese and crackers at the Lizard's Lounge?
Rocky Road

United States

#14 Dec 12, 2012
Cheese serves crack I know that!
G M Daddys Little Boy

Marion, IL

#15 Dec 12, 2012
You guys can keep making fun of me. When I leave here and make it famous, you will be sorry.
Wrong

West Frankfort, IL

#16 Dec 12, 2012
G M Daddys Little Boy wrote:
You guys can keep making fun of me. When I leave here and make it famous, you will be sorry.
No we won't
G M Daddys Little Boy

Marion, IL

#17 Dec 12, 2012
Wrong wrote:
<quoted text>
No we won't
Yes you will. I have been practicing my sword swallowing for years. I am going on the road to Vegas and turning pro. When you see me on TV looking like a Chaz Bono in reverse you will all scream "I KNEW HIM". But, it will be to late. I will be swallowing in Vegas, and you will be stuck here in JC.
G M Daddys Little Boy

Marion, IL

#18 Dec 12, 2012
I even wrote a poem. It's called you're gonna miss me. By G M Daddys Little Boy

Here you are in JC
Watching your TV
When you change the channel
You all of sudden see me

I'll be dressed just like a girl
From my bra down to my panties
Swallowing on a calvary sword
That will reach down to my knees.

Then you'll all be sorry
Cause I am gone don't you see.
Dressed like a woman in Vegas
Miles and miles from JC.
The End
Lolz

Herrin, IL

#19 Jan 14, 2013
Wahhhh I live in Johnston City and all I do is cry about the councilmen. Wahhhh wahhh wahhhh :'( :'( :( :( :'( =(

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