Gun and Walmart Prophesy
Posted in the Johnson City Forum
#1 Apr 5, 2013
Here's what's going to happen one day. Now that the NRA and the REDS have everybody carrying guns, got paranoia level up, everything is in place.
About four school kids are gonna come roaring into Walmart and start firing away. Hey, it doesn't really matter if the guns are real, not real, hell it could be fireworks. Just get the panic started. If they spread out first before they start shooting, then everybody inside will feel cornered. S they, including me will draw outer guns. Now, lets say I'm in isle 5 with much granddaughter when all hell breaks out. I draw my gun and pull my baby near me. About that time comes some fat redneck woman rounding the corner with a gun out. I blow the top of her head off without batting an eye.
Now, everybody is shooting everybody because nobody know who is shooting who.
My question is this : Shouldn't that raise gun sales ?
#2 Apr 6, 2013
I had this same dream bro. In the end, Bob Barker marries Roseanne Barr and a purple Hippo eats the guy back in Sporting Goods. I laid off of the microwave burritos for a week and the dream ended..
#3 Apr 6, 2013
You are talking like some kind of nut.
#4 Apr 6, 2013
I agree with you Hillbillyboy
#5 Apr 6, 2013
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