1. When it comes to playing their tag football game at the BMS I will be there to stop some whiz kids ass for sitting in the Mark Martin area of the race track.
2. When ETSU has ETSU PRIDE WEEK keep their pride on the campus and do not put those stupid signs up and down University Parkway. Cause this year I am going to drive by and see how many of those pride signs I can hit with a cigarette butt.
3. When a ETSU whiz kid gets in front of me at the grocery store while I am buying my Pop Tarts, Mountain Dew and Cigarettes and they pull out a freaking ETSU student ID to get their discount, I gonna that that ID and shove it where ID is not needed only toilet paper is needed.
4. I am going to protest about all the ETSU posters and junk hanging all around the food court at the mall. I can not even stomach eating at Pal's in the food court for having to look up from the seating area in the food court and seeing nose hairs protruding out of the pictured noses on the posters.
5. I am also going to protest about all the big butt girls walking around Johnson City side walks taking up the whole side walk.
In closing I know I have mis spelled words and my grammer sucks but hey I smoke cigarettes lets see some of these ETSU college whiz kids do any better with the smokers tax dollors we give them to try to go be educated.