Sounds like you need some serius edumencation Armadillo. Heres this video might help you'uns out some if I kin gets it to work right. Ain't Lu such a purdy little thang?<quoted text>
Try that on West Avenue in Nashville.
Comsider moving into a cave as well. No waste of natural resources, and there is no problem with tornados tearing apart your trailer house.
A cave? Now that can be fer some serius cheese making. I like to hang mine up n a cave. Best dern place to age em! Sure you ain't ben in some city some where's too long? Most armadillos I see are on roadsides.