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Jun 21, 2013
 

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Are there ANY professional type couples in this area who swing? We're new to the area and looking to find the RIGHT couple for discrete fun.
Doctor of Swing

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Jul 10, 2013
 
Looking wrote:
Are there ANY professional type couples in this area who swing? We're new to the area and looking to find the RIGHT couple for discrete fun.
There is a group that meets regularly in Piney Flats. Most are professional couples.
PorchSwingers

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Jul 10, 2013
 

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Looking wrote:
Are there ANY professional type couples in this area who swing? We're new to the area and looking to find the RIGHT couple for discrete fun.
Me and Myrtle Faye are big swingers and we are professionals. We own our own taxidermy and sausage business. My woman makes good pork sausage. We ain't Discrete, we are American, but you and the little woman can come sit on our porch swing and we can have some hard cider and smoke cigarettes and you can tell us all about life in the big city. Just ask for Lute and Myrt up in the holler. You don't have to dress up, just wear your everyday duds.
lisa

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Jul 11, 2013
 
Looking wrote:
Are there ANY professional type couples in this area who swing? We're new to the area and looking to find the RIGHT couple for discrete fun.
http://news.health.com/2010/06/24/aging-swing... waa in lifestyle was the most nasty ever read study may change your mind.also u need Jesus and aak forgiveness

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Jul 23, 2013
 

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Shouldn't a professional know the difference between discrete and discreet?
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ask anyone in Kingsport thats were pervs live
PorchSwingers

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Aug 22, 2013
 
lol wrote:
ask anyone in Kingsport thats were pervs live
Hey lol,
Me and Myrt used to know some of them folk by the last name of Perv. I think they came from up north somewhere. I don't mean to be pointing a finger at them, it is just that they sounded like they were trying to sing every time they said something. I reckon that must be big city thing. Moved into one of the uppity subdervisions near these parts. They were ugly enough to throw in the pond and skim ugly off it for a month, but we tried to welcome them and give them a little kindness. Every time we mentioned pork, they got all bright eyed and said something about swinging. Now, Myrt is a little bit corn fed, but she can still swing on the front porch swing without anybody needing to hold on to her. Well one of them Pervs took a shine to ol'e Myrt and got a little out of line with her, said something about buying sexual or something. Well, Myrt did not take a shine to that, so we hit them both with a hammer and fed them both to the hogs. Them hogs ain't been right since then.
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Kingsport, TN

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Aug 23, 2013
 
Or at least know how to use "spell check" lol
ripvanwinkle wrote:
Shouldn't a professional know the difference between discrete and discreet?

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