Robber uses blue paper towel to hide ...

Robber uses blue paper towel to hide face

There are 19 comments on the WOOD-TV Grand Rapids and Michigan story from Aug 15, 2008, titled Robber uses blue paper towel to hide face. In it, WOOD-TV Grand Rapids and Michigan reports that:

The Ottawa County Sheriff's Department is investigating a robbery at a Speedway in Jenison.

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Puglife

Lansing, MI

#1 Aug 15, 2008
Nice. Blue paper towel from a gas station? Wow! What a dumbass. If you put this guys brain in a bird, the thing would probably fly backwards.
Cheap skate

Amelia Court House, VA

#2 Aug 15, 2008
Steal a paper towel from a gas station, then use it to rob the place. Come on cheap skate, buy your own disguises!
cuthbert rumbold jugears

Granby, CO

#3 Aug 15, 2008
Should have used a gov. goober halloween mask, then they'd know straight where to send the swat team.

The governors mansion.
missing_the_obvi ous

United States

#4 Aug 15, 2008
So the gas station cameras can tell when you pump and dump but they can't tell who the lamo is that used paper towels as a disguise to hold up the place is?

Since: May 08

Grand Rapids

#5 Aug 16, 2008
Hmmm, blue paper towel as disguise, and goes ahead with robbery after being stopped by law enforcement?

Any one wanna guess which side of the gene pool this schmuck is swimming.

Since: Jul 08

West Chester, OH

#6 Aug 16, 2008
What a Baaaaaaaaaaaa Foooon. Not a good candidate for the GENE POOL reserve program.
old_timer

Syracuse, NY

#7 Aug 16, 2008
If brains were dynamite this guy wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.........LOL
Bob B Bob

Belding, MI

#8 Aug 16, 2008
It's not surprising the cops remembered him. How often to you pull over someone holding blue paper towel over their face?
Mike Dadd wrote:
What a Baaaaaaaaaaaa Foooon.
You sound like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sheep.
uncamilty GRR MI

United States

#9 Aug 16, 2008
cuthbert rumbold jugears wrote:
Should have used a gov. goober halloween mask, then they'd know straight where to send the swat team.
The governors mansion.
If this is the only thing you can think of perhaps I SHOULD vote Democratic on the next election.
Or was this what you intended. A STUPID REMARK!
Seenitbefore

Three Rivers, MI

#10 Aug 16, 2008
Puglife wrote:
Nice. Blue paper towel from a gas station? Wow! What a ****. If you put this guys brain in a bird, the thing would probably fly backwards.
Hey, gotta keep the overhead down to a minimum. Good business practice.
khillard

United States

#11 Aug 16, 2008
I bet the police laughed when they heard that one. I heard this come across my scanner and was amazed at how quickly the police responded. It also amazes me how well our law enforcement officers can see a person one time during a prior incident and if they have to deal with the same person later, how they can recognize the person.

My hats off to law enforcement for catching this guy. But then, not many people wear blue towels on their faces.
Dumbest Criminal Minds

Muskegon, MI

#12 Aug 16, 2008
Wow! I can see this one making Reader's Digest or one of those never-ending lists of shows on TruTV that display various dumb criminal activities. Pretty impressive. And to think he's a home-grown boy. His parents must be so proud.
Tom

Muskegon, MI

#13 Aug 16, 2008
Seenitbefore wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey, gotta keep the overhead down to a minimum. Good business practice.
Seen WHAT before? People wearing blue gas station paper towels masks over their faces?!

“Constitutionalis t”

Since: May 08

Grandville

#15 Aug 16, 2008
He ought to share a cell with the guy in "Joker" makeup who tried to steal "the Dark Night" posters... lol.
Walt

United States

#16 Aug 16, 2008
I've been to that Speedway on Baldwin. It stinks in there. The guy was probably a regular customer who was covering his nose and trying to buy a candy bar when the cops busted him.
DUH

United States

#17 Aug 16, 2008
I have seen that before, on court t.v. and it worked for them......but it was a blue dot !!
ADAM

Taylor, MI

#18 Aug 16, 2008
what a moran
froggy log

Madison, WI

#20 Aug 16, 2008
Great, another crook off the streets.
froggy log

Madison, WI

#21 Aug 16, 2008
Lucifer wrote:
<quoted text>
Uh, it's spelled moron.
Those who cast stones..........
Cast them right back.

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