mom visits son for dinner

mom visits son for dinner

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mom son

Binghamton, NY

#1 Apr 6, 2013
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, "really Mom, I can tell what you're thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more".

About a week later the roommate remarked, "ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?"

He responded, "Well I'm sure she didn't but I will email her and ask just to be sure" he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I'm not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
Ramos

Fredonia, NY

#2 Apr 6, 2013
Yo mom how you gonna blow me and Anthony Raymond up like that? We will be over tonite
love it

Riverside, RI

#3 Apr 6, 2013
This is the first cute story on this trash site!!! Love it!!!
lol

Johnson City, NY

#4 Apr 6, 2013
gay gay gay, die
burn

Johnson City, NY

#5 Apr 6, 2013
burn all the gays on crosses

Since: Mar 13

Binghamton, NY

#6 Apr 6, 2013
Hilarious! That's great!
Riot

Vestal, NY

#7 Apr 6, 2013
More post like this and Topix will redeem it's self, that's great! LOL
Rossland

Lakewood, NY

#8 Apr 6, 2013
Thinking about the mom going after the roommate gave me half a stalk. Then the story went downhill. Fast.
burnnn

Johnson City, NY

#9 Apr 7, 2013
burnnn em alll
Josh

United States

#10 Apr 7, 2013
burn wrote:
burn all the gays on crosses
.

Uneducated, uncultured, ignorant human being is what you are. I think people like YOU need to be burned! ;-)
jajajaja

United States

#11 Apr 7, 2013
Ha! Smart MaMa! LóL
Read up

Binghamton, NY

#12 Apr 7, 2013
Super

Spanaway, WA

#13 May 3, 2015
Josh wrote:
<quoted text>.
Uneducated, uncultured, ignorant human being is what you are. I think people like YOU need to be burned! ;-)
I bet you're gay
Finally

Rochester, NY

#14 May 3, 2015
Some good read on this site, made my day. Free love for all, be what and who you are, let nothing or no one stand in your way of finding your honestly true love!
a friend

Jamestown, NY

#15 May 3, 2015
mom son wrote:
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, "really Mom, I can tell what you're thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more".
About a week later the roommate remarked, "ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?"
He responded, "Well I'm sure she didn't but I will email her and ask just to be sure" he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I'm not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
That was cute LOL .
Im gay

Jamestown, NY

#16 May 3, 2015
Will change for no one, don't hide it, just be you and ignore all haters. They hate because they want to play openly and cant, so we can't ither! Lol
Mike

Jamestown, NY

#17 May 4, 2015
mom son wrote:
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, "really Mom, I can tell what you're thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more".

About a week later the roommate remarked, "ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?"

He responded, "Well I'm sure she didn't but I will email her and ask just to be sure" he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I'm not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
I woke up in a not so good mood, that made me laugh. Thank you!

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