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[Father of 4]

James wrote:

<quoted text>Ewwww, toothless, gross. He needs to visit your office and get dentures, unless he's gay, then get the one yanked. Gum ***.

Thanks for the visual. Cringe. Then would you still cut the mullet?

[bobbie]

Riverside Rob wrote:

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I needed a laugh today and that visual more than did it for me. "Toof-less fool" ha ha

i'm still trying to get rid of the image...not to mention the fact he was wearing a shirt that said "hot lovin" on it.

[bobbie]

James wrote:

<quoted text>Ewwww, toothless, gross. He needs to visit your office and get dentures, unless he's gay, then get the one yanked. Gum ***.

The sad thing about getting dentures is it still doesnt get rid of the periodontal disease breath. His breath would have corroded the chrome off of a trunk bumper...some people need to use a summers eve on that breath they r toting.

[James]

Father of 4 wrote:

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Thanks for the visual. Cringe. Then would you still cut the mullet?

Oh yeah, I would give him a military haircut, then show him how to style it when it starts growing back. If he has a beer belly, which I am sure he does, I will show him how to wear a man-girdle.

[bobbie]

Father of 4 wrote:

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THat was me darn it. NAh I'm a jeans t-shirt guy. And clean shaven no Brush here. Only time I Wear a cap is when I"m out in the sun the whole bald thing bad news with no hat. LASt check have all my teeth though. I Do clean up nice once in a blue moon.
Keep smiling someone has too

u sound like u r feeling better...

[Father of 4]

bobbie wrote:

<quoted text>u sound like u r feeling better...

Nope still down but gotta laugh at that one. Will know tonight a bit more of where I Sit in the world then tomorrow I will either be in a better mood or evil kick the cat mood. Either way we shall see.

[Father of 4]

James wrote:

<quoted text>Oh yeah, I would give him a military haircut, then show him how to style it when it starts growing back. If he has a beer belly, which I am sure he does, I will show him how to wear a man-girdle.

Damn sounds like you have fashion sense to spare.
I wish you luck in the taming of the Wild Redneck

[COPPER SALESMAN]

Harvey Birdman wrote:

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maybe because it's a scrap yard. how dumb can you really be. why would they care about where a pile of metal came from.

The scrap yards require a photo ID and will also put your tag # on your reciept.

[Phread01]

Harvey Birdman wrote:

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maybe because it's a scrap yard. how dumb can you really be. why would they care about where a pile of metal came from.

You seem to be a bizzarre new breed of idiot, although your population seems to be growing on message boards around the world.

A simpleton that can write but not read. Very odd.

Have someone read the article to you. If you still don't understand why anyone would care where a pile of metal came from, walk outside, stand on the curb, wait for a very large, very fast moving truck, and at the last minute, step directly in front of it and ask the driver to stop.

I'm counting on someone as stupid as you to have never heard of physics either.

[bobbie]

Phread01 wrote:

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You seem to be a bizzarre new breed of idiot, although your population seems to be growing on message boards around the world.
A simpleton that can write but not read. Very odd.
Have someone read the article to you. If you still don't understand why anyone would care where a pile of metal came from, walk outside, stand on the curb, wait for a very large, very fast moving truck, and at the last minute, step directly in front of it and ask the driver to stop.
I'm counting on someone as stupid as you to have never heard of physics either.

Birdbrain is a lawyer..what do u expect???

[Riverside Rob]

Robs Gobblin Nob wrote:

Yo Dipshit Riverside Rob. Learn the difference between rhyming and alliteration.--You clearly must be a wondrous product of the Duval County School System.

Well Mr.Copskill since we're playing English class here it's spelled "KNOB" as in "Copskill was polishing my Knob".

[Darwin]

bobbie wrote:

<quoted text>Good morning!!How r ya today? I hope the top one was planning on buying a hair brush and soap with the money he was going to make selling this stuff.

hooters hooters home depot hooters..

[Harvey Birdman]

Phread01 wrote:

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You seem to be a bizzarre new breed of idiot, although your population seems to be growing on message boards around the world.
A simpleton that can write but not read. Very odd.
Have someone read the article to you. If you still don't understand why anyone would care where a pile of metal came from, walk outside, stand on the curb, wait for a very large, very fast moving truck, and at the last minute, step directly in front of it and ask the driver to stop.
I'm counting on someone as stupid as you to have never heard of physics either.

way to come out of the closet. i must say, that is a rather dumb way to understand a situation. back to the drawing board for you! yes, i havent heard of physics, just like you havent heard of a life.

[Phread01]

Harvey Birdman wrote:

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way to come out of the closet. i must say, that is a rather dumb way to understand a situation. back to the drawing board for you! yes, i havent heard of physics, just like you havent heard of a life.

Careful. That post almost contained a coherent thought. You don't want to break character do you?
I think you're still safe though because even though you almost conveyed meaning in this post, it still demonstrates your unmitigated stupidity well enough that there will be no doubt of it's authenticity.
You are, however, walking a fine line. If you actually take the next step and post something akin to a rational, on-topic opinion, you run the risk of people taking the time to dissect the content of your post instead of just taking easy shots at you.

[Harvey Birdman]

Phread01 wrote:

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Careful. That post almost contained a coherent thought. You don't want to break character do you?
I think you're still safe though because even though you almost conveyed meaning in this post, it still demonstrates your unmitigated stupidity well enough that there will be no doubt of it's authenticity.
You are, however, walking a fine line. If you actually take the next step and post something akin to a rational, on-topic opinion, you run the risk of people taking the time to dissect the content of your post instead of just taking easy shots at you.

next time, try not to act like you're smart. all those mix of words you try to make sense out of just type out as "i suk balz" haha you really shouldnt. you make think they are easy shots but i know it took you all day and a whole pad of paper to come up with them hoping i wouldnt be able to make fun of you again, and again for them. haha funny stuff.

[Phread01]

Harvey Birdman wrote:

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next time, try not to act like you're smart. all those mix of words you try to make sense out of just type out as "i suk balz" haha you really shouldnt. you make think they are easy shots but i know it took you all day and a whole pad of paper to come up with them hoping i wouldnt be able to make fun of you again, and again for them. haha funny stuff.

You poor thing; I'm not acting like I'm smart. It only seems that way to you. A midget looks like a giant if you’re a mouse. From your perspective, I'm sure I seem like a genius just because I can tie my shoes.
You certainly busted me on how long it took to type my response. I spent 2 months drafting possibilities on a pad of paper, exactly as you’ve described. Then I spent a year trying to figure out how to get the computer to read the pad of paper. Then I spent another solid month crafting that reply, quaking in my shoes that you’d find some avenue to attack. And it looks like you’ve worked your way through the web of intricate defenses I’d woven only to be devastated by your eloquently conceived “I suk balz” retort.
And yes, you busted me again. I spent another week crafting this reply to you because you’re so very, very clever.
Or maybe you’re such an imbecilic tool that I can outthink you free-form typing while I’m waiting for a phone call at my desk.

[Tim Sparks]

About time these crooks were caught. I have found it implausible that the scrap dealers do not know where this is coming from. Since the same suspects show up every week with copper from my air conditioning units.

[Harvey Birdman]

Phread01 wrote:

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You poor thing; I'm not acting like I'm smart. It only seems that way to you. A midget looks like a giant if you’re a mouse. From your perspective, I'm sure I seem like a genius just because I can tie my shoes.
You certainly busted me on how long it took to type my response. I spent 2 months drafting possibilities on a pad of paper, exactly as you’ve described. Then I spent a year trying to figure out how to get the computer to read the pad of paper. Then I spent another solid month crafting that reply, quaking in my shoes that you’d find some avenue to attack. And it looks like you’ve worked your way through the web of intricate defenses I’d woven only to be devastated by your eloquently conceived “I suk balz” retort.
And yes, you busted me again. I spent another week crafting this reply to you because you’re so very, very clever.
Or maybe you’re such an imbecilic tool that I can outthink you free-form typing while I’m waiting for a phone call at my desk.

haha ok george clooney. nice long lame speach you wrote there all about yourself and how you think you're so smart. im sure it took you a while considering everything you wrote was a google search. waiting for the "yes, i would like the buy one get one free set of fish fillet cutting knives" haha desk jockey!

[Phread01]

Harvey Birdman wrote:

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haha ok george clooney. nice long lame speach you wrote there all about yourself and how you think you're so smart. im sure it took you a while considering everything you wrote was a google search. waiting for the "yes, i would like the buy one get one free set of fish fillet cutting knives" haha desk jockey!

Do you even read before you start typing? You haven't posted a single response that you couldn't have drafted weeks ago. It's like you're in a spelling bee and the only answer you can come up with is "4."
Seriously, do you have to TRY to be as stupid as you are or does it come so naturally that you don't even realize that you're shifting the national bell curve for special education students to the right?
If you weren't such an unmitigated fecal stain I'd feel guilty for zooming in on such an easy target. As it is, I just keep wondering how much more you can do to demonstrate your own incompetence. But I'm betting I won't have to wait long to see.