Sorry, grannies, old is not the new young. This OLD... really old... redneck woman wants me... wants me bad, the weird thing is, she can't seem to see the age difference. Not only is she old, she's also ugly, but she think she's hot. She's anorexic skinny and she's got a huge hump in her back. She looks like something you wheel in and out of a special need day care center.

Sorry, grannies. I know ladies love young Cuban guys like myself, but your butt is too old.