Things A Guy Should Know

Things A Guy Should Know

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Since: Jan 09

Jackson, WI

#1 Jan 19, 2009
1) Donít wait for an hour before responding to our text message. By then weíve already forgotten what we originally said.
Why? Because you know damn well youíd be pissed if we did it to you.
2) If you say youíre going to call, THEN CALL!
Why? Because weíre sitting there staring at our phones waiting for your call.
3) Donít think itís ok to put us down just because youíre in front of your friends.
Why? Because itís rude and youíre not that cool.
4) Donít let us hanging until you decide whether or not you want to hang out.
Why? Because we have other stuff weíd like to do other than sitting around waiting for you to make up your mind.
5) We have friends too. Girls like to show off their man, so offer to hang out with our friends.
Why? Because the world doesnít revolve around you and your friends.
6) Flowers might be a nice gesture.
Why? Because itís just a nice way to show us you care.
7) A simple ďthank youĒ every once and awhile for all the stuff we do would be nice.
Why? Because pretty soon we'll stop being so nice.
8) Donít act like you donít know us when together in public. Just bare us the humiliation and tell us to stay home.
Why? Because itís rude and who wants to be left sitting in the corner.
9) Donít flirt with other girls right in front of us.
Why? BecauseÖif you canít figure this out, then you should tape a note to your forehead saying, "I SUCK AT LIFE".
10) Donít take us for granted. A girl always has her options.
Why? Because you never know what you had until itís too late.
11) Stop with all the damn texting when youíre with us. Who could be that much more important than us?
Why? Because itís rude!
12) If you donít like to fight then maybe you should think about not picking the fights with us.
Why? Because we donít like fighting either.
13) Itís not elementary school anymore. We donít have coodies. Think you could hold our hand?
Why? Because it makes us feel good.


Since: Jan 09

Jackson, WI

#2 Jan 19, 2009
14) If you want to have sex, then at least snuggle with us after.
Why? Because it make us feel like a used hooker if you donít.
15) Donít ignore our calls!
Why? Because we know your cell phone is attached to your hip.
16) Don't get involved with us if you're not over your ex.
Why? Because you lead us on thinking that you're all ours, when really, all you're thinking about is your ex. It's far from fair to us.
17) Don't act so oblivious to all the stupid stuff you do to us.
Why? Because we know you're not as stupid as you look.
18) Probably not a good idea to talk shit about us to our friends.
Why? Because dumbass! It gets back to us.
19) Open your eyes and realize how great we are to you.
Why? Because if you don't appreciate us, we won't be there much longer.
20) When you say you 'need time to think about things'...take all the time you need. Don't come back to us after one day just because you're lonely.
Why? Because absence makes the heart grow fonder. What's meant to be will always find its way.
21) Don't lie about your feelings.
Why? Because no one deserves to be led on and given false hope for something you guys know isn't going to happen.
22) Don't tell us you just want to be friends after you just got done ripping out our heart and stomping on it.
Why? Because as much as we would love to still have you around, it would just be WAY too hard.
23) Don't mess with our heads!
Why? Because what sick minded person gets their kicks out of messing with another persons feelings?
24) Don't start coming around and attempting to contact us when you realize we were finally able to move on and find someone else.
Why? don't want us but you don't want anyone else to have us either.
25) When weíre sick, you should do everything you can to make us feel better. Call or text throughout the day to see how we are feeling, bring us flowers, bring us chicken noodle soup.
Why? Because youíre the one person we want taking care of us when weíre sick and the one person weíre thinking about while weíre laying in bed all day long.
26) Even though you think that those Hallmark holidays are stupid, not all of us do. Make us feel special on those days. You don't even have to buy us anything, just being there and making us feel like we really mean something to you is good enough.
Why? Because if you really care about us why wouldn't you want to show us.

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ever feel like you are merely talking to yourself?

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