Wal-Mart drug testing
ill fail for pot

Portsmouth, OH

#1 Apr 9, 2013
What's the process? Could I sneak piss in?
rocko

Youngstown, OH

#2 Apr 9, 2013
U go to the clinic they ask u to empty ur pockets i woulnd advise it i passed the drug test but my background check kept me from getting hired i dont have no felonies no drug charges no thefts only thing i got on my record is fighting and menicing fuck walmart they made me waste presses time thinking i had the job when i could have been looking for another
rocko

Youngstown, OH

#4 Apr 9, 2013
well wrote:
Well it seems to be everybodys problem. Drugs. Stay the F off of them you will never get a job you stupid dumbasses.
v
if u read my post it says i passed my drug test u stupid fu.. so before u go running ur mouth at me make sure u get it right stupid mother f....
Paupers Insurance

Marion, OH

#5 Apr 9, 2013
Google my name for more information on Walmart drug testing policies. It won't help you beat one if that's what you're looking for lol.

The reason for the extensive drug test is that. They are hiring people who may die during their employment with Walmart so Walmart can collect the policy that is my name. These policies are taken out without knowledge of the deceased and their family nor estate are paid a dime. These policies are upwards of a quarter million dollars.

Why would a drug test matter? Because your urine says a lot about your health. Once upon a time, the doctor diagnosed you diabetes by tasting your urine: if it had no taste you were diabetic. Currently, tests can tell the health of your kidneys and many other organs by a urine test. This person has Prozac in their blood, let's hire him because he may kill himself and we can collect the policy.

Before you call me paranoid, read the stories and documentaries and the sources they come from. This is no joke folks.

They even created a spot on their itemized store earnings report just for any money collected through this initiative. No I am not joking.

So by all means go to work for Walmart and any other entity who does extensive "drug testing" like this. You are making them money right until they drop your ass into the grave.
Paupers Insurance

Marion, OH

#6 Apr 9, 2013
This isn't probation: do you really think Walmart cares so much about a drug free workforce they would drop the cash for any lab work? On all the people they hire throughout a year? The panel drug tests are more reliable than a pregnancy test. But Walmart cares soooo much they'll test for creatinine levels and all that, but stop there?
lol

Jackson, OH

#7 Apr 10, 2013
ofc they do.

same reason you would take it out on a CEO.

if you can find a reason someone is considered a "key employee" this is legal in most fields, professionally, let alone a walmart.

what would happen if everyone that works at walmart dropped over dead tomorrow? who would run the stores? would they lose money?

just because they are paying 8 dollars an hour doesnt mean every employee isnt worth 10k income to the bottom line per day. how many people work at a walmart? as crazy as it seems, how many have to die to put it in a "limping" state? 2? 4? at some point, walmart will lose money understaffed, and it will be to the tune of thousands a day per outlet per employee, probably alot more.
lilz

United States

#8 Apr 10, 2013
rocko wrote:
U go to the clinic they ask u to empty ur pockets i woulnd advise it i passed the drug test but my background check kept me from getting hired i dont have no felonies no drug charges no thefts only thing i got on my record is fighting and menicing fuck walmart they made me waste presses time thinking i had the job when i could have been looking for another
What's "presses time"
rocko

Evans City, PA

#9 Apr 11, 2013
lilz wrote:
<quoted text>
What's "presses time"
i meant precious
couldnotpeeintwo hours

United States

#10 Apr 29, 2015
Has anyone ever been given a second test for not being able to pee within the hours the clinic is open?
Wallyworld

United States

#11 May 29, 2015
This just proves we have some great people working there
Joe

United States

#12 Jun 12, 2015
Walmart is nothing but a joke it's pretty sad when they call the cops on people and have them arrested for no reason... I will say this the supervisor will get what is coming for him bc he lied
obvious

Jackson, OH

#13 Jun 13, 2015
Joe wrote:
Walmart is nothing but a joke it's pretty sad when they call the cops on people and have them arrested for no reason... I will say this the supervisor will get what is coming for him bc he lied
walmart, nor any other place call the cops just for giggles-there had to be a reason behind that call, and video tape to back the supervisor up--what happen--you had sticky fingers?
Meee

United States

#14 Jul 10, 2015
rocko wrote:
<quoted text>i meant precious
Anybody with jalf a brain no he mean precious. Lol&#128514;&#128514; &#128514;&#128514; i. Thought it was precious. Mistakes do happen
Brandiannmutz

Marrero, LA

#15 Dec 8, 2016
rocko wrote:
U go to the clinic they ask u to empty ur pockets i woulnd advise it i passed the drug test but my background check kept me from getting hired i dont have no felonies no drug charges no thefts only thing i got on my record is fighting and menicing fuck walmart they made me waste presses time thinking i had the job when i could have been looking for another
What panel does walmart check fot i been the 6mth and now they want to drug test me
wazzzzzupppp

Wellston, OH

#16 Dec 9, 2016
Meee wrote:
<quoted text>Anybody with jalf a brain no he mean precious. Lol&#128514;&#128514; &#128514;&#128514; i. Thought it was precious. Mistakes do happen
What's jalf? Seems like if you were going to make a statement like this it'd at least be coherent
Sportylt

Tampa, FL

#17 Jan 6, 2017
rocko wrote:
<quoted text> v
if u read my post it says i passed my drug test u stupid fu.. so before u go running ur mouth at me make sure u get it right stupid mother f....
You may have passed your drug test but you def need some anger management

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