Why New Yorkers move to Florida

Why New Yorkers move to Florida

Created by OLD YORK on Jun 23, 2010

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Warmer Weather

Sunny Skies

Clean Beaches

Better Retirement

Nicer Folks

Lots of FREE Parking

Learn how to Drive

Fresh Air (no stink)

Far away from N.J.

Pure, Un Cut, Cheap Cocaine

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Kov

New York, NY

#42 Jul 2, 2010
2 many big nose whiney voiced Jews in FL.
John Gottis Corpse

New York, NY

#43 Jul 2, 2010
If it's not for retirement, then most NY'ers move to Florida because:
1. they just can't cut it in NY.
2. they got divorced.
3. the husband was cheating and the insecure and desperate wife moved the family (husband too) to Florida to run away from her scorned image.
4. they moved down to sponge off of wealthy retired parents.
5. they moved down because their friends did (typical white trash behavior) and now they all again live within 5 miles of each other.
SLAPPY SANCHEZ

New York, NY

#44 Jul 2, 2010
John Gottis Corpse wrote:
If it's not for retirement, then most NY'ers move to Florida because:
1. they just can't cut it in NY.
2. they got divorced.
3. the husband was cheating and the insecure and desperate wife moved the family (husband too) to Florida to run away from her scorned image.
4. they moved down to sponge off of wealthy retired parents.
5. they moved down because their friends did (typical white trash behavior) and now they all again live within 5 miles of each other.
Need a cookie?
;)
Hyman Schmuckstein

Brooksville, FL

#45 Jul 5, 2010
Kov wrote:
2 many big nose whiney voiced Jews in FL.
Knock on the window with a sponge ..... the customer forgot their change.

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