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#1 Apr 30, 2013
foxnews.com , Urban Hunters use Dogs to Track Rats
I want New York to be free of rats like New Zealand is.
Would you believe Peta is giving flack about the rats being hunted?
Not a word about the wonderful Dolphins who have been lost here. Dolphins who actually help human beings.
I would like to propose a goal of a rat free New York. That would be nice. It would also be a challenge. I heard that rats will multiply if they find out some are disappearing.
#2 Aug 13, 2013
Maybe we could send them to India. They have a temple there for rats. They worship rats, and have bowls of milk out for them to drink.
What say all? We could mail them to India.
#3 Aug 18, 2013
While everyone bickers, the rats are chubby and all over the place
I want them gone yesterday.
I know there are people who can do this. It's their profession.
One thing about CATSomydius, he probably has connections for this, and experience with it.
Maybe he could solve the problem.
If he gets rid of the rats and mice, he can be Mayor. That's a fair thing right? What dya think?
#4 Aug 18, 2013
Didn't the City offer a bounty on each dead rat in the 60s? Would give some people extra cash and that would be two birds with one stone. Fewer rats cheap and help the lower economy. Caught with trap, not shot, fifty cents each? Dozen traps and a jar of peanut butter and you get a small business. Don't tax anybody on this unless they bring in ten thousand rats at a time.
#5 Aug 20, 2013
Thats what I was thinking. With all the angry unemployed people around, they could get 5 cents apiece for each rat.
But you need a strategy with rats. If rats notice their population is getting low, they will compensate with reproduction.
How about a slogan "Rat free by 23 (2023).
#6 Aug 20, 2013
Are we talking about animals or politicians?
#7 Aug 20, 2013
#8 Aug 20, 2013
did the little voice in your head tell you that...
“Slightly below above-average”
Since: Jul 10
#9 Aug 20, 2013
I'm on it!
First target.... the Schumer Rat. Hard to pin down unless you have a bona fide photo opportunity for him.
Next... the Weiner Rat. Easy to pin down, especially after photo opportunites (he loves 'em!).
Ultimately... the Bloomberg Rat. Lure him into your trap with a 17-ounce soft drink of your choice.
Then... onto Washington and even bigger rats.
#10 Aug 20, 2013
No Dorkface. I read it in an article. You are so obnoxious. Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier, as they used to say.
You think you are so hip, and you are so clueless, its pathetic.
However, I bless you and release you,( and therefore release myself) I do not want to be tied to you in any way.
Please take your non sense somewhere else. You must be confusing me with somebody who gives a d--mn
#11 Aug 21, 2013
believe me, your not....
read some of your comments, they're pretty comical especially when you try to rant on black people.
you don't realize how stupid you sound, but then again, i'll remind you...
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