Shocking Things Fox News Viewers Beli...

Shocking Things Fox News Viewers Believe

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#1 Sep 11, 2013
According to a new survey of Fox News viewers by Reuters, this is what Fox News viewers believe:

67% Believe Barack Obama’s name sounds suspicious.

45% Believe that homosexuals are polygamists

2% Believe that science is more important than faith

90% Believe that all of the Founding Fathers were born in the United States of America, even though it had not yet been created when the Founding Fathers were born.

56% Believe Sarah Palin went to an Ivy League Law school.

99% of Fox News viewers who were Medicare recipients said they opposed “socialized medicine.”

94% Believe Reagan lowered the National Debt.

15% Believe that George Washington defeated the King of England in a duel for America.

88% Believe that Bill Clinton failed as a President, because of his affair with Monica Lewinsky.

75% Believe that people on welfare are lazy.

24% Believe Santa Claus is real.

36% Believe the “Bill of Rights” is legislation introduced by the Republican Party to stop “Barack Obama’s socialist agenda.”

99% Believe that communism, socialism, fascism and tyranny are all the same.

70% Believe Barack Obama was born in Kenya

38% Believe Barack Obama was born in Indonesia

85% Don’t think Hawaii was even a state when Barack Obama was born

76% Believe Sarah Palin has an “Alaskan accent.”

92% Believe that Bill Clinton left Barack Obama with a surplus, which he spent.

96% Believe the economy was doing great when Barack Obama took office.

84% Believe the Tea Party is a grassroots movement without any corporate sponsorship.

94% Believe the Constitution mentions Jesus Christ as America’s savior.

23% Believe FEMA is building concentration camps.

63% Believe Glenn Beck is a healthy weight

37% Believe Nancy Pelosi is a witch, and that she can cast spells.

25% Believe Hillary Clinton’s resignation was good for the economy.

74% Believe that unemployment is higher now than it was during the Great Depression.

92% Couldn’t find Iraq on a map.

9% Believe that homosexuals are trying to take over America with glitter.

93% Couldn’t name the 7 continents.

12% Believe John Quincy Adams was a Founding Father.

99% Believe that the Government doesn’t create jobs, but 95% of those surveyed credit Governor Rick Perry (R-TX) with creating 1 million jobs as Governor of Texas.

While some of these might seem comical, the most shocking result from the study was this:

100% of Fox News viewers said they wouldn’t care if the entire country fell apart as long as Barack Obama doesn’t get anything he wants.
nac

Merrick, NY

#2 Sep 11, 2013
Paranoid much?

Pretty pathetic to spend that much time to make up fake statistics about alleged viewers of a network that you don't care for while our country faces big problems at home due to gross mismanagement by both parties...

...and potentially bigger problems abroad due to the loose lips of an incompetent President an incompetent Secretary of State.

What does Putin believe?
Terry

Hicksville, NY

#3 Sep 12, 2013
nac wrote:
Paranoid much?
Pretty pathetic to spend that much time to make up fake statistics about alleged viewers of a network that you don't care for while our country faces big problems at home due to gross mismanagement by both parties...
...and potentially bigger problems abroad due to the loose lips of an incompetent President an incompetent Secretary of State.
What does Putin believe?
And it's going to get worse.

People are adopting children from foreign countries and abandoning them here for one thing.

All the drugs being fed to children. The phony wheat they're using in food products, people addicted to soda pop.

Drug addicts and indigents having skads of children.

God bless us one and all.
shameless-li

Denver, CO

#4 Sep 12, 2013
Ol No Name wrote:
24% Believe Santa Claus is real.
santa is real, the easter bunny told me so...

“Slightly below above-average”

Since: Jul 10

arguably garrulous

#5 Sep 12, 2013
If a house falls on Nancy Pelosi, I want the ruby slippers.
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#6 Sep 12, 2013
Ol No Name wrote:
According to a new survey of Fox News viewers by Reuters, this is what Fox News viewers believe:
67% Believe Barack Obama’s name sounds suspicious.
45% Believe that homosexuals are polygamists
2% Believe that science is more important than faith
90% Believe that all of the Founding Fathers were born in the United States of America, even though it had not yet been created when the Founding Fathers were born.
56% Believe Sarah Palin went to an Ivy League Law school.
99% of Fox News viewers who were Medicare recipients said they opposed “socialized medicine.”
94% Believe Reagan lowered the National Debt.
15% Believe that George Washington defeated the King of England in a duel for America.
88% Believe that Bill Clinton failed as a President, because of his affair with Monica Lewinsky.
75% Believe that people on welfare are lazy.
24% Believe Santa Claus is real.
36% Believe the “Bill of Rights” is legislation introduced by the Republican Party to stop “Barack Obama’s socialist agenda.”
99% Believe that communism, socialism, fascism and tyranny are all the same.
70% Believe Barack Obama was born in Kenya
38% Believe Barack Obama was born in Indonesia
85% Don’t think Hawaii was even a state when Barack Obama was born
76% Believe Sarah Palin has an “Alaskan accent.”
92% Believe that Bill Clinton left Barack Obama with a surplus, which he spent.
96% Believe the economy was doing great when Barack Obama took office.
84% Believe the Tea Party is a grassroots movement without any corporate sponsorship.
94% Believe the Constitution mentions Jesus Christ as America’s savior.
23% Believe FEMA is building concentration camps.
63% Believe Glenn Beck is a healthy weight
37% Believe Nancy Pelosi is a witch, and that she can cast spells.
25% Believe Hillary Clinton’s resignation was good for the economy.
74% Believe that unemployment is higher now than it was during the Great Depression.
92% Couldn’t find Iraq on a map.
9% Believe that homosexuals are trying to take over America with glitter.
93% Couldn’t name the 7 continents.
12% Believe John Quincy Adams was a Founding Father.
99% Believe that the Government doesn’t create jobs, but 95% of those surveyed credit Governor Rick Perry (R-TX) with creating 1 million jobs as Governor of Texas.
While some of these might seem comical, the most shocking result from the study was this:
100% of Fox News viewers said they wouldn’t care if the entire country fell apart as long as Barack Obama doesn’t get anything he wants.
blood work is 8am, Monday morning. Don't forget to fast the night before.
nac

Merrick, NY

#7 Sep 12, 2013
HangUpAndDrive wrote:
If a house falls on Nancy Pelosi, I want the ruby slippers.
According to Reuters, only 2% of Fox News viewers will understand this reference.

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#8 Sep 12, 2013
HangUpAndDrive wrote:
If a house falls on Nancy Pelosi, I want the ruby slippers.
if welfare people aren't lazy, what are they working on ?
nac

Merrick, NY

#9 Sep 12, 2013
Guinness Drinker wrote:
<quoted text>
if welfare people aren't lazy, what are they working on ?
According to Reuters, 93% of Fox News viewers believe that welfare recipients are only interested in Twerkin' not workin'.
ILAL

Bronx, NY

#10 Sep 13, 2013
Ol No Name wrote:
According to a new survey of Fox News viewers by Reuters, this is what Fox News viewers believe:
67% Believe Barack Obama’s name sounds suspicious.
45% Believe that homosexuals are polygamists
2% Believe that science is more important than faith
90% Believe that all of the Founding Fathers were born in the United States of America, even though it had not yet been created when the Founding Fathers were born.
56% Believe Sarah Palin went to an Ivy League Law school.
99% of Fox News viewers who were Medicare recipients said they opposed “socialized medicine.”
94% Believe Reagan lowered the National Debt.
15% Believe that George Washington defeated the King of England in a duel for America.
88% Believe that Bill Clinton failed as a President, because of his affair with Monica Lewinsky.
75% Believe that people on welfare are lazy.
24% Believe Santa Claus is real.
36% Believe the “Bill of Rights” is legislation introduced by the Republican Party to stop “Barack Obama’s socialist agenda.”
99% Believe that communism, socialism, fascism and tyranny are all the same.
70% Believe Barack Obama was born in Kenya
38% Believe Barack Obama was born in Indonesia
85% Don’t think Hawaii was even a state when Barack Obama was born
76% Believe Sarah Palin has an “Alaskan accent.”
92% Believe that Bill Clinton left Barack Obama with a surplus, which he spent.
96% Believe the economy was doing great when Barack Obama took office.
84% Believe the Tea Party is a grassroots movement without any corporate sponsorship.
94% Believe the Constitution mentions Jesus Christ as America’s savior.
23% Believe FEMA is building concentration camps.
63% Believe Glenn Beck is a healthy weight
37% Believe Nancy Pelosi is a witch, and that she can cast spells.
25% Believe Hillary Clinton’s resignation was good for the economy.
74% Believe that unemployment is higher now than it was during the Great Depression.
92% Couldn’t find Iraq on a map.
9% Believe that homosexuals are trying to take over America with glitter.
93% Couldn’t name the 7 continents.
12% Believe John Quincy Adams was a Founding Father.
99% Believe that the Government doesn’t create jobs, but 95% of those surveyed credit Governor Rick Perry (R-TX) with creating 1 million jobs as Governor of Texas.
While some of these might seem comical, the most shocking result from the study was this:
100% of Fox News viewers said they wouldn’t care if the entire country fell apart as long as Barack Obama doesn’t get anything he wants.
It just goes to show with brainwashing combined with the inability to think for one's self, what people who are misinformed will believe.
For viewers of Fox, this should come as no surprise.
nac

Merrick, NY

#11 Sep 13, 2013
ILAL wrote:
<quoted text>
It just goes to show with brainwashing combined with the inability to think for one's self, what people who are misinformed will believe.
For viewers of Fox, this should come as no surprise.
The irony of your calling into question the critical thinking skills of your political opponents based on a post of obviously made up, satirical statistics is absolutely overwhelming!

But let's not dwell on that... did you know that 99.44% of Fox News viewers believe that Hillary Clinton is half-human & half-reptile? They are so dumb!!!!
ILAL

Bronx, NY

#12 Sep 13, 2013
nac wrote:
<quoted text>
The irony of your calling into question the critical thinking skills of your political opponents based on a post of obviously made up, satirical statistics is absolutely overwhelming!
But let's not dwell on that... did you know that 99.44% of Fox News viewers believe that Hillary Clinton is half-human & half-reptile? They are so dumb!!!!
Most Fox viewers are dumb.
I'm not surprised.
Knight

New York, NY

#13 Sep 13, 2013
The kneegurs, gays and Muslims have ruined America
ILAL

Bronx, NY

#15 Sep 27, 2013
Fox News viewers post dumb comments on Topix, where they get their material from.
Others just have unresolved issues they need therapy for.
Ben Lawson

Overland Park, KS

#16 Dec 5, 2013
nac wrote:
Paranoid much?
Pretty pathetic to spend that much time to make up fake statistics about alleged viewers of a network that you don't care for while our country faces big problems at home due to gross mismanagement by both parties...
...and potentially bigger problems abroad due to the loose lips of an incompetent President an incompetent Secretary of State.
What does Putin believe?
It's hard for me to say "gross mismanagement by both political parties" and keep a straight face. The tea party, or "taxed enough already" party, had many politicians run for seats in the house based all on cries to shut down the government. They achieved this by ignoring the usual process and using the budget as a bargaining chip while holding the "non-essential" government jobs over a cliff.
This shut down, that is in our past now, was not mismanagement. It was a self-inflicted wound and instead of bandaging, fingers were pointed.
I'm not saying you are incompetent, but I would be willing to place a wager that you watch Fox.
nac

Merrick, NY

#17 Dec 5, 2013
Ben Lawson wrote:
<quoted text>
It's hard for me to say "gross mismanagement by both political parties" and keep a straight face. The tea party, or "taxed enough already" party, had many politicians run for seats in the house based all on cries to shut down the government. They achieved this by ignoring the usual process and using the budget as a bargaining chip while holding the "non-essential" government jobs over a cliff.
This shut down, that is in our past now, was not mismanagement. It was a self-inflicted wound and instead of bandaging, fingers were pointed.
I'm not saying you are incompetent, but I would be willing to place a wager that you watch Fox.
Took you 3 months to come up with this, Ben?

You have to understand context. At the time, Putin had just stopped Obama & Kerry from bombing Syria & potentially starting WW3 by out-smarting them... for peace.

If wagering that I watch fox makes you feel better about the gross incompetence of both parties in Washington... so be it, Benny boy.

I'll expect a whiny reply by mid-March.

By the way, did you know that 96% of fox viewers believe that George Bush joined the Navy Seals in 2011 and personally broke bin laden's neck with his bare hands. True story.

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#19 Dec 5, 2013
I watch Fox News (have it on right now) and I only believe 3/4 of this stuff. The remaining 1/4,I am researching.

“Slightly below above-average”

Since: Jul 10

arguably garrulous

#20 Dec 6, 2013
Misty Fitch wrote:
I watch Fox News (have it on right now) and I only believe 3/4 of this stuff. The remaining 1/4,I am researching.
Somehow, I was detected by Ms. Pelosi (I'm being kind), and I'm willing to wager that the three-fourths of me that hasn'r been turned into a newt can get her to ride her own broomstick into the fiery depths of Mordor.

Or something equitably comfortable.

“E A D G B E”

Since: Oct 10

3rd String is the G String

#21 Dec 6, 2013
HangUpAndDrive wrote:
<quoted text>
Somehow, I was detected by Ms. Pelosi (I'm being kind), and I'm willing to wager that the three-fourths of me that hasn'r been turned into a newt can get her to ride her own broomstick into the fiery depths of Mordor.
Or something equitably comfortable.
She will have to ride it in order to find out it is a broomstick.

Ride first, know what it is later..:)))

“Slightly below above-average”

Since: Jul 10

arguably garrulous

#22 Dec 6, 2013
Misty Fitch wrote:
<quoted text>
She will have to ride it in order to find out it is a broomstick.
Ride first, know what it is later..:)))
We have to repeal it to find out what is being repealed.

Or something like that.

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