2ND BRACKET - Unbiased Fan's funniest...

2ND BRACKET - Unbiased Fan's funniest quotes (LIES) of 2013

Created by The Anti-Troll on Mar 5, 2013

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"I introduced Momma to Jimmy Buffet".

"I just got off the phone with the Governor".

"I make money off of Topix posts".

"I sold Ichiro Suzuki my car".

"I don't condone multiple profiles".

"I wrote a best-selling book".

"I was a guest on Sean Hannity"

"I'm starting Game 3 for the Mets"

“Anti crime cyber dept”.

"The Bronto Doctrine is used only by me”.

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“The No Troll Zone”

Since: Jan 13

Where it's at.

#1 Mar 5, 2013
I voted "Anti crime cyber dept".

At least for now. My vote may change...

“Stay cool!!!!!”

Since: May 08

New York, NY

#2 Mar 5, 2013
The Anti-Troll wrote:
I voted "Anti crime cyber dept".
At least for now. My vote may change...


poll will be a success,...momma has judged you already...

“I call it as I see it”

Since: Aug 07

New York

#3 Mar 5, 2013
Gotta go with the Bronto Doctrine!

“Same F*ck”

Since: Oct 07

Different You's

#4 Mar 5, 2013
Bronto wrote:
Gotta go with the Bronto Doctrine!
Dude, it was the Bronto Doctrine that benefits me. For example, its 10 miles from your home on Central Woods in Bellport to his burger place as per mapquest. Without this doctrine, I would never have known that

“Same F*ck”

Since: Oct 07

Different You's

#5 Mar 5, 2013
Just raking in the money with this one. Already in negotiations with any future polls. My price keeps going up. As Pete Case says, Keep up the good polls

“Same F*ck”

Since: Oct 07

Different You's

#6 Mar 5, 2013
Bronto wrote:
Gotta go with the Bronto Doctrine!
Now did you go from work to his burger place? I can tell you how far it is if you like. I'll tell you after your next post that I don't like

“The No Troll Zone”

Since: Jan 13

Where it's at.

#7 Mar 5, 2013
Unbiased Chargers Fan wrote:
<quoted text>Now did you go from work to his burger place? I can tell you how far it is if you like. I'll tell you after your next post that I don't like
Yeah you know exactly where it is, don't you? Shared that info with MagicRat? Yet you still tried to pry it from Brookhaven this morning...

Bronto, you go right ahead & post whatever you want to post. He's got nothing. He's a bottom feeder.

“The No Troll Zone”

Since: Jan 13

Where it's at.

#8 Mar 5, 2013
Unbiased Chargers Fan wrote:
<quoted text>Dude, it was the Bronto Doctrine that benefits me. For example, its 10 miles from your home on Central Woods in Bellport to his burger place as per mapquest. Without this doctrine, I would never have known that
C'mon you're so close! Give us the "major development"!
Paul Yanks

Phoenix, AZ

#9 Mar 5, 2013
jimi-yank wrote:
<quoted text>
poll will be a success,...momma has judged you already...
unbiased sold Ichiro his land rover......yeah with a bag of crack and weed.....LMFAO

“I call it as I see it”

Since: Aug 07

New York

#10 Mar 5, 2013
The Anti-Troll wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah you know exactly where it is, don't you? Shared that info with MagicRat? Yet you still tried to pry it from Brookhaven this morning...
Bronto, you go right ahead & post whatever you want to post. He's got nothing. He's a bottom feeder.
LOL! Thanks Anti-Troll. I appreciate the support however Unbiased is irrelevant and should be ignored. He brings zero value to any forum.

“The No Troll Zone”

Since: Jan 13

Where it's at.

#11 Mar 5, 2013
Bronto wrote:
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LOL! Thanks Anti-Troll. I appreciate the support however Unbiased is irrelevant and should be ignored. He brings zero value to any forum.
He's a legend in his own mind. Did you see the way I totally punked him in the Yankee forum just now? I'm hoping I made legendary status with that one...

“Stay cool!!!!!”

Since: May 08

New York, NY

#12 Mar 5, 2013
The Anti-Troll wrote:
<quoted text>
He's a legend in his own mind. Did you see the way I totally punked him in the Yankee forum just now? I'm hoping I made legendary status with that one...


"he never gets fooled"

tip of the iceberg...lmfao

“The No Troll Zone”

Since: Jan 13

Where it's at.

#13 Mar 6, 2013
Bump!

Don't forget to vote in the 1st round also!

http://www.topix.com/forum/nyc/TS3TABRSADR4QF...

“Stay cool!!!!!”

Since: May 08

New York, NY

#16 Mar 6, 2013
I think jimmy buffet a runaway winner...

“Stay cool!!!!!”

Since: May 08

New York, NY

#17 Mar 7, 2013
buffet!!!

“I call it as I see it”

Since: Aug 07

New York

#18 Mar 7, 2013
Bronto Doctrine!

“Stay cool!!!!!”

Since: May 08

New York, NY

#19 Mar 7, 2013
Bronto wrote:
Bronto Doctrine!


that will make the playoffs...its gaining ground..

“Stay cool!!!!!”

Since: May 08

New York, NY

#20 Mar 8, 2013
too close to call.

“Palpatine ain't no”

Since: Dec 10

Jimmy the Greek

#21 Mar 8, 2013
I don't condone multiple profiles is being overlooked way too much. That one alone is a microcosm of his BS on here for years.

“Stay cool!!!!!”

Since: May 08

New York, NY

#22 Mar 8, 2013
TMshyster wrote:
I don't condone multiple profiles is being overlooked way too much. That one alone is a microcosm of his BS on here for years.


I never went past jimmy buffet...so damn true...gonna toss some votes that way from now on...

it was what he did for years and momma has picked up on it.

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