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# Proof of Heaven.

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Fred
#1 Sep 6, 2013
I will present this as proof of Heaven. But first lets start with Hell.

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate
at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's
look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's
Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that,
'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her next night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct........leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
CTM
#2 Sep 7, 2013
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#3 Sep 7, 2013
CTM wrote:
Yes sir they sure were. Every time I'm with Teresa I thank God.

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ILAL
#4 Sep 27, 2013
Where is the geographical location of heaven?
Opinion
#5 Sep 27, 2013
ILAL wrote:
Where is the geographical location of heaven?
Actually its at the same location that some crazy preacher on a soap box claimed that the port hole to hell was at. Both seem to be located on a moving object.

Didn't scare me from finding out for myself the truth of the matter.

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ILAL
#6 Sep 27, 2013
Opinion wrote:
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Actually its at the same location that some crazy preacher on a soap box claimed that the port hole to hell was at. Both seem to be located on a moving object.
Didn't scare me from finding out for myself the truth of the matter.
I agree, some of these preachers are indeed crazy and can never tell anyone where heaven is geographically located.
Some of them say, "up there"
As far as what's known to man, after the upper atmosphere, you're heading towards deep space with the nearest object being the moon.
IGNORANT ILAL
#8 Sep 27, 2013
ILAL wrote:
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I agree, some of these preachers are indeed crazy and can never tell anyone where heaven is geographically located.
Some of them say, "up there"
As far as what's known to man, after the upper atmosphere, you're heading towards deep space with the nearest object being the moon.
Deep space = The moon. ILAL one of GODS CLOWNS.

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#9 Sep 27, 2013
IGNORANT ILAL wrote:
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Deep space = The moon. ILAL one of GODS CLOWNS.
From North Carolina.

Ok, I understand.

Don't get bite playing with the snakes.

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ILAL
#10 Sep 27, 2013
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From North Carolina.
Ok, I understand.
Don't get bite playing with the snakes.
Don't worry, the poster you responded to is an ignorant, tin foil hat wearing, attention seeking buffoon whose obsessed with me.
He never debates a topic because he lacks the intelligence to do so.
He gets run off threads each time his inferiority is exposed.
Amazing he can operate anything more complicated than a tricycle.

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ILAL
#11 Sep 27, 2013
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From North Carolina.
Ok, I understand.
Don't get bite playing with the snakes.
Didn't do well in English?
From South Dakota
Ok, I understand.

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ILAL
#12 Sep 27, 2013
Screen name imitating; Wow that's impressive.

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RUN ILAL RUN
#13 Sep 27, 2013
Don't worry, the poster you responded to in post #5 is an ignorant, tin foil hat wearing, attention seeking buffoon whose obsessed with me. You can see his chimp out today on Topix under the ILAL ID.
He never defends himself and RUNS, RUNS, RUNS to the mods like the girly man he is because he lacks balls.
He gets run off threads and then post a lengthy whine about his fate.
Amazing he can operate anything more complicated than a keyboard.
As you can see by his post I live rent free in his head.

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RUN ILAL RUN
#14 Sep 27, 2013
ILAL wrote:
Screen name imitating; Wow that's impressive.

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ILAL
#15 Sep 27, 2013
Post # 13, the exhaust fumes from your single wide proves to be too much for your brain.
The power lines zapped tour tin foil hat.
With you, ignorance is bliss.
Why are you here?
Debate the topic so everyone can see your inferiority.
Don't take it personal, but damn you're stupid.

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ILAL
#17 Sep 27, 2013
Post #14, a chimpout that's the gospel according to St. Loon.

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RUN ILAL RUN
#18 Sep 27, 2013
ILAL wrote:
Debate the topic so everyone can see your inferiority.
Thanks for putting your inferiority on display with your debating point of "As far as what's known to man, after the upper atmosphere, you're heading towards deep space with the nearest object being the moon."

Deep space = The moon...LMMFAO...what an IGNORANT DOLT

Deep space = ILAL's brain.

Give us more my barbershop sage.

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ILAL
#19 Sep 27, 2013
Post # 18; the chimpout continues.
Enjoying the meltdown one post at a time.

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

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ZCs
#21 Sep 28, 2013
RUN ILAL RUN wrote:
Krap Slop, wishful thinking again?

Here I am.
Opinion
#22 Sep 28, 2013
ILAL wrote:
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Don't worry, the poster you responded to is an ignorant, tin foil hat wearing, attention seeking buffoon whose obsessed with me.
He never debates a topic because he lacks the intelligence to do so.
He gets run off threads each time his inferiority is exposed.
Amazing he can operate anything more complicated than a tricycle.
You must have "bit" him once a little too hard and made him mad.
ILAL
#23 Sep 28, 2013
Opinion wrote:
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You must have "bit" him once a little too hard and made him mad.
That's exactly right, he hates anyone smarter, more informed and more civilized than he can ever hope to be.
He's a complete idiot trolling on forums saying nothing; he's the comic relief of the NY Forum.
Everyone either laughs at his posts because of the stupidity in his comments or they outright punk, diss and own him because his ignorance shows in each post he writes.
And the thing is, he runs from them without responding because he's scared.
As you saw, they were nothing about the topic, he's a fungus who invades threads looking for some type of attention.

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