Mrs Deformed Sanchez

Riverhead, NY

#1 Dec 7, 2012
I lost one of my fake boobs windsurfing.

Riverhead, NY

#2 Dec 7, 2012
I lost my boob too.

Since: Jul 10

Mineola, NY

#3 Dec 7, 2012
There's two in the White House if you need a replacement and a spare.

Chatsworth, CA

#4 Dec 7, 2012
Mrs Deformed Sanchez wrote:
I lost one of my fake boobs windsurfing.
Windsurfing is for wimps. You need to go waterboarding.

Abbeville, MS

#5 Dec 8, 2012
I think you may have left it in the needle I used b4 the big game because one attached itself to my otherwise awesome pecs

Riverhead, NY

#6 Dec 8, 2012
Hahahah this is the second time I faked my death and some suckers fell for it here is my Obit.
Mrs Deformed Sanchez wrote:
Contrary to my wishes and opinions , I not by choice and against my advice relay this information to who my bride thought to be her friends.At 6:45 this evening Gloria succumbed to a natural onslaught of physical abuse brought on by a disease she fought and bested for the past 7 years. Her fight was gallant and steadfast. Her last breaths were labored and painful.She fought with the strength of 100 men to the very end. I held her hand as our family gathered around her own bed. She was to proud to cause anyone discomfort. It was her last wish to be at home . So I made sure that was to be. She by her own deeds and honorable life will be afforded a private burial in Calverton Cemetery in the days to follow. I have never sat here in her home office at her work station and even now I feel I have invaded her privacy.
She was even more wonderful than you could all imagine though she stated many times how much she enjoyed those of you she met. Her very last wish to all friends and family was to support and help flourish The St. Baldricks Foundation. As I have said goodbye to my heart and soulmate please join me in saying goodbye to your friend ,she did so enjoy you all and you made her smile often.
Regretfully but not Hopelessly


Since: Jul 10

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#7 Dec 8, 2012
This place is a mess! It's going to take forever to clean up my street. I had plan on doing the work myself but I'm much to busy now! Anyone know of anybody reasonable price? They kinda jack it up here lately.

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