I feel bad for you thinking that you annd your children have to live a dishonest life. There is no need to lie to children.<quoted text>Oh honey, I feel so bad for your kids and their lack of a future because of your 'gotta do everything by the book' parenting about lying and such, but "we" and pretty much everybody else knows you're full of sh*t, and if you're not, you really do suck as a parent!
Good luck with supporting your kids/being their social network for the rest of your life. BUT hey, they're honest! Bwhahahah
FYI my kids are all grown have excellent careers, kids of their own and are happy.
Please don't waste a moment of pity on me, look in your own house.