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“The One & Only”

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#43 Jun 28, 2013
The Dude wrote:
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Rocket Surgery? You mean Brain Science, right Alfred Einstein?
Exactly! You get it.

Did you also know that Isaac Newton invented the Fig?

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#44 Jun 28, 2013
Ol No Name wrote:
18) Most of the time in American politics, the liberal “victim” is really a bad guy who is absolutely delighted by the opportunity to pretend to be “offended.” Interesting hypothesis. Of course, you must mean that “a bad guy” is someone who has been insulted, belittled or discriminated against because of their race, religion, gender or sexual orientation. They sure are “bad guys” for taking offense! The nerve of them, wanting to be treated with respect! On the other hand, conservatives thrive on being offended when they’re told they can’t insult, belittle or discriminate against others because of their race, religion, gender or sexual orientation. Only a conservative could feel oppressed because they can’t inflict their hate on others.
19) Jesus Christ was not a conservative, a liberal, or a politician. He was also not a capitalist or a socialist. Still, you can say this: Jesus drew sharp lines about what’s right & wrong, he wasn’t tolerant of what the Bible categorizes as sinful behavior, & there’s absolutely no question that he would adamantly oppose abortion & gay marriage. Really? Please cite, chapter & verse, where Jesus says he is against gay marriage & abortion. While you’re struggling to find a verse you can creatively interpret to mean “protect the unborn” & “persecute fags,” here’s a few verses that clarify Jesus’ stance on capitalism as practiced by the 1%:
”Matthew 19: 23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven. 24: And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
“Luke 16:13 No servant can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, & love the other; or else he will hold to the one, & despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and Mammon.
I think it’s quite clear what Jesus thought about the mindless acquisition & hoarding of wealth that is THE defining characteristic of American capitalism.
20) When you demand that other people fund your sexual escapades by buying your contraception, your sex life becomes their business. Ok, make you a deal. We’ll stop pestering insurance companies about contraception when you stop making laws against homosexuals. Think you can do that? Think you can stop making other people’s sex lives your business? No? What a shock! Conservatives are hypocrites. I never would have guessed........
You are nuts.

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#47 Jul 1, 2013
Pfluger the Union Monkey wrote:
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You are nuts.
c'mon Pflug....it's rocket surgery.

“The One & Only”

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#48 Jul 1, 2013
Guinness Drinker wrote:
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c'mon Pflug....it's rocket surgery.
Or Brain Science. Either way you want to go.

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#49 Jul 6, 2013
Ol No Name wrote:
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Or Brain Science. Either way you want to go.
Brain science may explain it - partial lobotomy.

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#50 Jul 8, 2013
Pfluger the Union Monkey wrote:
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Brain science may explain it - partial lobotomy.
They hand out lobotomies with employee name tags at Fox News.
Shadow

New York, NY

#51 Jul 12, 2013
Ol No Name wrote:
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They hand out lobotomies with employee name tags at Fox News.
There, it's a requirement.

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Soetoro, Kenya

#52 Jul 15, 2013
Ol No Name wrote:
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They hand out lobotomies with employee name tags at Fox News.
But, but, but..... lobotomies are know to cause "tingles" to go up peoples legs. Has any commentator on Fox proclaimed that they have "leg tingles" after hearing some hack politician read bs from a Teleprompter?

“Lovely year for a Guinness”

Since: Dec 07

Daytona Beach

#53 Jul 15, 2013
Pfluger the Union Monkey wrote:
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But, but, but..... lobotomies are know to cause "tingles" to go up peoples legs. Has any commentator on Fox proclaimed that they have "leg tingles" after hearing some hack politician read bs from a Teleprompter?
i'm sure someone as smart as you just figured out....if you get an answer, you'd have to watch 'Fox' first to respond

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