Suspect surrenders in fatal Islip Terrace hit-run

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At least the driver turned herself in. Not too bright to be driving without headlights, but nowhere near as stupid as trying to cross Sunrise Highway on foot.

SLAP CHOP

Monroe, NC

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OhWellShitHappens wrote:

At least the driver turned herself in. Not too bright to be driving without headlights, but nowhere near as stupid as trying to cross Sunrise Highway on foot.

ADD: on foot after closing down a bar.

OhWellShitHappen s

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SLAP CHOP wrote:

<quoted text>ADD: on foot after closing down a bar.

Nice touch.

“Slappy X. Sanchez, Esq.”

Since: Jun 08

8,137

Holbrook, NY

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You guys had better watch what you say. The hurt feelings police will be here soon to lay down the law.

OhWellShitHappen s

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Slappy Sanchez wrote:

You guys had better watch what you say. The hurt feelings police will be here soon to lay down the law.

Where are they?

liner

Huntington, NY

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It doesn't take a genius to figure out someone driving at 4AM with no lights on, hits someone and takes off, was drunk as a skunk. She went home, sobered up and turned herself in.

all about the booty

West Babylon, NY

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since she was an old, drunk, skank, no biggie.

“Slappy X. Sanchez, Esq.”

Since: Jun 08

8,137

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OhWellShitHappens wrote:

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Where are they?

They're policing other threads right now. Don't worry, they'll be here, especially when they see I've been here.

They love to hate me :)

Run262

Baldwin, NY

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Slappy Sanchez wrote:

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They're policing other threads right now. Don't worry, they'll be here, especially when they see I've been here.
They love to hate me :)

Remember that 25 mile uphill hike during basic training during 100 degree heat? You forgot to bring a canteen of water and passed out? I saved your life.

OhWellShitHappen s

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Slappy Sanchez wrote:

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They're policing other threads right now. Don't worry, they'll be here, especially when they see I've been here.
They love to hate me :)

Isn’t that such a heartwarming feeling to know they care enough to hate you?
Anyway, give me a heads-up if you see the thought or sympathy police coming. I’m still amused by the thought that the only thing anyone gets out of one drunk pedestrian trying to cross in front of drunk driver is a messy hood ornament.

“Slappy X. Sanchez, Esq.”

Since: Jun 08

8,137

Run262 wrote:

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Remember that 25 mile uphill hike during basic training during 100 degree heat? You forgot to bring a canteen of water and passed out? I saved your life.

I remember, Amigo.

“Slappy X. Sanchez, Esq.”

Since: Jun 08

8,137

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http://www.newsday.com/news/local/suffolk/ny-...

That's hot.

Run262

Baldwin, NY

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This is war. No one gave you permission to post my wife's (Mrs Saloon Puss) picture. Maybe you're just jealous of a young, attractive, Irish woman.

Meet me on top of the Robert Moses Bridge at 4:30 am for a duel. If I ain't there, start without me.

“Slappy X. Sanchez, Esq.”

Since: Jun 08

8,137

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Run262 wrote:

This is war. No one gave you permission to post my wife's (Mrs Saloon Puss) picture. Maybe you're just jealous of a young, attractive, Irish woman.
Meet me on top of the Robert Moses Bridge at 4:30 am for a duel. If I ain't there, start without me.

Sorry man, she's so hot I couldn't resist.

liner

Huntington, NY

Run262 wrote:

This is war. No one gave you permission to post my wife's (Mrs Saloon Puss) picture. Maybe you're just jealous of a young, attractive, Irish woman.
Meet me on top of the Robert Moses Bridge at 4:30 am for a duel. If I ain't there, start without me.

Will your lights be on or off? Oh, wait, your lights have been off for years. Nevermind....:)

TomIslander

“Liberals: America's Cancer”

Since: Dec 07

2,830

Baldwin, NY

ISP: Oceanside, NY

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I think this girl is a nominee for the Darwin award. Crossing Sunrise ant night at 4 am? Drunk? Instead of having pancakes for breakfast she became one.

Charles Darwin

West Islip, NY

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drunk coke-heads should not play frogger on sunrise highway at 3:30 am. No descent people close out Norton's (aka. Known as "Snortin's"). She indeed is in the top running for the Darwinism award, though the year is still early....

OhWellShitHappen s