Man ordering food called a zombie, punched twice

Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice.

[Zombie Expert]

Perhaps we should await tests on the corpse to see if it really was a zombie?

[Flying Donkey]

We require pictures of this "zombie"

also a picture of the puncher!

[Okuba_Toshimichi]

Ah yes, the old double tap. It's the only way to stop a zombie. Two shots to the head.

B R A I N S!

[First Class Jerk]

it is not until AFTER I punch someone that they turn into a zombie...

[Phinneous Whiskerbiscuit]

Was it Rob Zombie? He's pretty creepy looking.

[Okuba_Toshimichi]

The attacker was overheard telling the victim that he "sure got a pretty mouth".

[writewingproxyco ntin]

Special orders don't upset us, but special odors is another matter.