Man ordering food called a zombie, punched twice | The Columbus...

Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice.

[Dan]

Oh, you're not allowed to punch zombies now, right?

[The Happy Crab]

Hmm, 1:17 AM, restaurant off campus; you don't think that alcohol could have anything to do with this?

[Homeless Bob]

He panicked because the University of Iowa doesn't have a zombie attack plan like the University of Florida. It's quite understandable, really.

[Tim]

Is this a hate crime? or are Zombies ok to be hated.

How much you wana bet somebody saw Zombie land along with some added drugs or alchole

[Angry Young American]

Exactly how much money and electricity did it cost to put this important and compelling story on the AP wire or whatever it's called these days? Why, it's almost as much of a nailbiter as the AP story about the kid's toy robot that was kidnapped from his front yeard near Dayton this summer. Keep up the good work with these big scoops, Associated Press!

[Wasting my time]

Soo funny! I love these feel good stories.

[cld]

everybody should know that punching a zombie does no good. you have to shoot them though the heart with a silver bullet, wait, that's for a vampire..

[rebel]

all of you are depraved..

[Ghostryder]

Good thing Woody Harrellson wasn`t there