orange

Corpus Christi, TX

#12853 Jan 29, 2013
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Texan

United States

#12854 Jan 29, 2013
Does anyone want to meet up later to thumb wrestle, texas style?

It's where two guys wrestle until one guy puts his thumb up the other guys butt. He is the winner!

I like to let the other guy win lol.

You can always tell a thumb wrestler by the size of his belt buckle. The bigger the buckle, the bigger the bung-hole!
Ida

Dallas, TX

#12855 Jan 29, 2013
You seem to have a pretty thorough knowledge of butt holes.
Seventh grader?
Texan

United States

#12856 Jan 29, 2013
Ida wrote:
You seem to have a pretty thorough knowledge of butt holes.
Seventh grader?
I sure do! Men's butt holes, that is. Nothing like pulling down a sweaty pair of stretched out hanes and poking through the hair to find treasure!

I'm not a 7th grader, but have the intelligence of one. Who's really dum though is that coon obummer!

“physics is your friend”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#12857 Jan 29, 2013
Texan looks like your name has been stolen by one of these a-holes.That's what happens, which is why I'm signed in, and have an avatar.They can copy my name, but not my avatar, which is how you can tell the real poster from the low-life.This method, with its usual references to homosexuality, is the common tactic of a poster I know, name of"Gail".
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#12858 Jan 29, 2013
Brian Fong wrote:
As someone who is gay and proud, I Iove Texas, there are so many options for me! Most of these so-called "cowboys" are just like the cowboys in the village people, or my favorite movie "Brokeback Mountain". They act conservative out in public, but behind closed doors they go wild. Now, granted, Texas men are notoriously small in the jeans, but I've never gotten laid as much as when I visited Texas! The same macho men who talk about hunting and trucks wound up being incredibly sensitive, often resting their heads on my chest and falling asleep to the sound of my heatbeat. After watching their football teams lose, these guys would race over and rip off their wranglers, most of them were married and said that watching the cowboys game made them horny, all those men in tights bumping into each other. Believe me guys, I get it lol!
My friends in New York will say to me, "Yeah but aren't Texans nothing but fat un-educated racists with no culture?" and sure theres something to that, but when you have one of these men in your bed, begging to be rode like a horse and called George Bush, you'll understand what I mean.
Sounds like you need to run for Congress. You will fit right in.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#12859 Jan 29, 2013
Texan wrote:
<quoted text>
I sure do! Men's butt holes, that is. Nothing like pulling down a sweaty pair of stretched out hanes and poking through the hair to find treasure!
I'm not a 7th grader, but have the intelligence of one. Who's really dum though is that coon obummer!
You should run for Congress!. You can be the replacement for Bawney Fwanks.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#12860 Jan 29, 2013
Texan wrote:
Does anyone want to meet up later to thumb wrestle, texas style?
It's where two guys wrestle until one guy puts his thumb up the other guys butt. He is the winner!
I like to let the other guy win lol.
You can always tell a thumb wrestler by the size of his belt buckle. The bigger the buckle, the bigger the bung-hole!
I bet that you stretch your bung-hole with your head. You must really love the smell of crap.
tesd

Hondo, TX

#12861 Jan 29, 2013
test

“physics is your friend”

Since: May 12

Location hidden

#12862 Jan 29, 2013
Defiant1 wrote:
<quoted text>
Sounds like you need to run for Congress. You will fit right in.
Or, something will fit right in him!
Pedro

Refugio, TX

#12863 Jan 29, 2013
What
Chorizo Patron

Denton, TX

#12864 Jan 29, 2013
http://www.lemonparty.tv/ <- Vote for the party that Texas needs.
Socialism Studies

United States

#12865 Jan 29, 2013
I hate socialism so much :

If my house is on fire I won't call the fire department, and i'll never call the police for any reason.

I don't drive on public roads, or use traffic lights. I don't use tap water, the US Mail or fly in an airplane since they're all goverment subsidised.

I can't send my kids to public school, or take anything out from the library.

Socialism is no good, and has no place in america. It will never work!
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#12866 Jan 29, 2013
Socialism Studies wrote:
I hate socialism so much :
If my house is on fire I won't call the fire department, and i'll never call the police for any reason.
I don't drive on public roads, or use traffic lights. I don't use tap water, the US Mail or fly in an airplane since they're all goverment subsidised.
I can't send my kids to public school, or take anything out from the library.
Socialism is no good, and has no place in america. It will never work!
The only thing that doesn't work, is you.
Robert E Lee

United States

#12867 Jan 29, 2013
Texan wrote:
Does anyone want to meet up later to thumb wrestle, texas style?
It's where two guys wrestle until one guy puts his thumb up the other guys butt. He is the winner!
I like to let the other guy win lol.
You can always tell a thumb wrestler by the size of his belt buckle. The bigger the buckle, the bigger the bung-hole!
My sgts and I were busy thumb wrestling during the civil war, that's why we got wrecked.

(And we were not only wrong, but weak too. A tradition that continues in the south today.)
Defiant1

United States

#12868 Jan 29, 2013
My grand daddy used to beat me in thumb wrestling all of the dang time.

He did it with both hands on my shoulders, too I don't know how! It was like a magic show.

Just like magic, he made me promise that it was our little secret.

Since: Jan 13

Location hidden

#12869 Jan 29, 2013
Defiant1 wrote:
<quoted text>
I want you to stretch my bung-hole with your head. I really love the smell of men.
Defiant1? More like Deflaming1!!

You just got Fong'd!

B.Fong
ol sugar pants

United States

#12877 Jan 30, 2013
I want to perform a damn invasion of your prostate!
Let's meet up at the bar tonight, I'll push in your stool - while you're standing, u hick faget!

"Texan" posts here instead of Virginia because there are many more gays in texas for him to meet. The steers and queers thing is true, and there are many more queers.

Topix is a gay meetup site, I know you can't help it but stop playing dumb!
Facts Machine

United States

#12878 Jan 30, 2013
damn invasion wrote:
<quoted text>
God told us we could eat meat that wasn't with a cloven hoof.
So, yes, we can eat meat.
Are you anorexic or anything? You must have some kind of eating disorder.
God didn't say that, man did. That bible is only a few thousand years old, and the earth is more than a few BILLION years old. It's one bible of many bibles, of many religions.

There are bigger religions older than Christianity, which don't eat meat. The people practicing them also act much more like Jesus than anyone in texas does. Jesus was a dark skinned liberal, so he even has much more in common with Obama than you!

You seemed to miss the part right in the beginning of your book where it said " thou shalt not kill".
Fffhvd

El Monte, CA

#12879 Jan 30, 2013
Vgrsdg

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