What, are you readers a bunch of whimps or what?

Tell us what you think about this scurvy dog!

He should be keel hauled and poop-decked!

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I bet all you Sea Hags reading this wouldn't just be sitting there without commenting on this Booty Pirate if it was you or your daughter who was assaulted by this Warf Rat!

Speak up or be guilty of societal mutiny!

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