Who do you support for U.S. Senate in Missouri in 2010?

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“Rest in Peace, GOP”

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TripleNegative wrote:
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If you are the king, the kingdom is rancid. You're a simpleton. Anything more would be considered redundant. Polish your 'crown of vapidity'. It's as rusty as your wit.
I was unaware that vapidity rusts.
GOP an OCEAN of STUPID

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TripleNegative wrote:
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"You do whine exceptionally well, however. I can hear your bloodcurdling nasal twang all the way to St. Louis."
That says absolutely nothing about me 'living in St. Louis'. That's an assumption of the colossal nature. I tried to point this out to you, in your Neanderthal haze with your Cro-magnon diatribes, yet reasoning skills left you long before your Adderall and lithium buzz.
What is the difference between 'living' and 'being'? Living requires working, and you have not worked since you you were approved for a disability claim for a terminal toenail fungus.'Being' requires little more than an existence and a birth certificate. That's how you qualify, technically, for human-being status, a free cellphone, an EBT card, and a subscription to Khrushchev Weekly.
Did your Obama Bobble-Head Doll come in the mail, and you're too busy wanking to pay close attention to details?
Now I could be more precise, yet you have yet to master basic conciseness—so when you get a headache, let me know. It's either your snorting habits, your latent-toddler epileptic seizures, or an overdose of baby-aspirin, child-Viagra and juvenile bubble-bath-salts.
Keep trying to solve the mystery. Truthfully, my 3 Y.O. niece could figure this out, and she thinks SpongeBob is witty, Dr. Seuss is profound, Mr. Potato-Head is cute, and strained carrots are tasty.
Yet, she could vote far better, and without tying a string around her finger, making armpit noises, or making crib-notes on the back of her bib.
Now wipe that nose and let the adults converse for a bit, little man! And sit up straight. Do you want to be a hunchback when you're in kindergarten?
Triple Negative = Norton
GOP an OCEAN of STUPID

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Harvey wrote:
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If anyone is owning anyone it's TripNeg who is owning you like a red headed step child. He has turned you into blubbering idiot who is having a nuclear sized meltdown.
Your desperation to not look like you are getting your butt whipped is really showing.
Could you write a more hysterical breathless post...you are so GAY

Continue your emotional needy meltdown

hahahahahah

“Samuel — Fondren”

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GOP an OCEAN of STUPID wrote:
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YES...unfortuantely the game your playing is Old Maid!!!
Now get back to Dancing you pathetic MELTDOWN Dance...
faster faster faster...
I OWN YOU!
You have two consistent phrases you abuse ad infinitum, and the rest is just juvenile ranting.

'Dance','game-point', and 'I own you'.

I have not seen anyone own so many people since Jefferson Davis was president and George McClellan was getting his ass kicked around Virginia.

The word is 'unfortunately', you dullard. I'd love to make you feel special in that Mr. Rogers sort of way, but truthfully, there are times when blatant idiots must be told—otherwise, they spend their lives running around in their bathrobe complaining about a multitude of voices while pretending to be Queen Elizabeth's babysitter. Now tie your damned sneakers and STFU. You have yet to perfect ordinary, and genetics disallow anything more complex or fruitful.

“Samuel — Fondren”

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GOP an OCEAN of STUPID wrote:
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Triple Negative = Norton
I knew you were stupid, yet I had serious doubts about your insanity. Now, I have no doubts whatsoever. Take your Thorazine before you hurt a classroom full of Connecticut school-children, you nitwit.

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Gun Grabber Commies wrote:
NBC Stops Returning Cruise Passenger From Quoting Bible
http://www.westernjournalism.com/nbc-stops-re...
Joshua 1:9
King James Version (KJV)
9 Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest.
Yea, though I walk through the galley of the stench-filled cruise ship, I will fear no evil for the Lord my God is with me whithersoever I goeth.

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I was unaware that vapidity rusts.
I suspect you have difficulty understanding the rusting of metals, as well. But then again, you have yet to master remedial toiletry, sippy-cups, or crayons.

Need a boost, little man?

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GOP an OCEAN of STUPID wrote:
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Could you write a more hysterical breathless post...you are so GAY
Continue your emotional needy meltdown
hahahahahah
See? The breadth and width of your intellect consists of bad M*A*S*H laugh-tracks and a lack of adequate mental health pharmaceuticals.

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TripleNegative wrote:
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That would be fun—NBC interfering with my freedom of speech and religion. NBC has become Pravda—the state news.
The interviewer did not "interfere" with the young lady's freedom of speech. He merely took the microphone from in front of her mouth and turned aside when she began quoting bible scripture. NBC is not the US government, and is not forbidden to do that. If you want to hear scripture, go to church, or watch the "700 Club."

NBC is not owned by the "state," and can edit its programs in most any way it sees fit.

Do come back and tell us when someone or something interferes with your freedom of speech and religion. I will defend those rights.

“Samuel — Fondren”

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Yellow Dawg Democrat wrote:
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Yea, though I walk through the galley of the stench-filled cruise ship, I will fear no evil for the Lord my God is with me whithersoever I goeth.
You're not going to hell—you will be condemned to the Dahmer-Bundy Memorial Suite, and you'll sit right next to the Boston Strangler and the Green River Killer. No need to bring snacks—you're 'them', you lunatic. Put mushrooms on your ears, onions on your microscopic penis, and wear bells on your twinkle-toes. Give Ted Kennedy my best. He will be with the Chappaquiddick Party of 12.
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See? The breadth and width of your intellect consists of bad M*A*S*H laugh-tracks and a lack of adequate mental health pharmaceuticals.
Seems your getting you a@@ kicked worse than your Confederate TRAITOR heros!

I love the smell of burnig Red State Trailer Homes in the morning

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Bring a life-vest, should Teddy want to take you for an eternal ride in his '68 Oldsmobile.
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TripleNegative wrote:
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I suspect you have difficulty understanding the rusting of metals, as well. But then again, you have yet to master remedial toiletry, sippy-cups, or crayons.
Need a boost, little man?
What are you on?
Tomorrow maybe you should just do half?

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If you were to graduate from Harvard Law, then Oxford Medical, have a neuron transplant from an Einstein/Newton donor, and win the Nobel Prize for Physics, you would still be fifty IQ points shy of 'full bowel control' and 'blinking capability'.
You make the term 'vapid' seem like an improvement over your contributions to humankind.
ROFL! The "secret woid" for the day is "vapid." (Find that in "Reader's Digest"?)

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... Tired old women are far more swift ...
Unable to catch any these days, eh?
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You have two consistent phrases you abuse ad infinitum, and the rest is just juvenile ranting.
'Dance','game-point', and 'I own you'.
I have not seen anyone own so many people since Jefferson Davis was president and George McClellan was getting his ass kicked around Virginia.
The word is 'unfortunately', you dullard. I'd love to make you feel special in that Mr. Rogers sort of way, but truthfully, there are times when blatant idiots must be told—otherwise, they spend their lives running around in their bathrobe complaining about a multitude of voices while pretending to be Queen Elizabeth's babysitter. Now tie your damned sneakers and STFU. You have yet to perfect ordinary, and genetics disallow anything more complex or fruitful.
Madam just how old are you?

Ah the good ole days, you an Army Camp Follower?
A fine working woman.

Did you know Norton back then?
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What a waste of time this was; seeing queer finders fight for some form of metaphorical trophy. For all humanity, find something else that persuades your time.
Who manages this forum? Such a person would have to be as challenged as the aforementioned.

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How Gumpian.
And stop LOL'ing yourself. It's moronic and presumptively asinine. You cannot forge laughter unless you're writing a sitcom, and you're barely writing a Seussism.
Keep wanking. It's rather pedestrian yet cute.
You cannot see the Forrest for the Gump.

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Harvey wrote:
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Haha, nice! True as well.
Always thinking about wiping.

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Harvey wrote:
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You better explain some of these words to him
I think he believes if he laughs at his own posts he rest of us won't think they are stupid. He is wrong.
Why don't you and "TripleNegative" just check into a motel where you can continue your game of "KissyFace"?

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