Nothing you can
Dr Fred Guano

United States

#1 Mar 22, 2013
I will be walking my two dogs again, and when my dogs need to make a deposit...I'm going to let them make a deposit in your driveways....and their isn't a damn thing you can do about it.
bigboy

United States

#2 Mar 23, 2013
We can punch you in the head and rub your face in it. If you cant take care of your dogs we will run them over.
Professor Elk Vomit

Grapevine, AR

#4 Mar 23, 2013
Yep, one dog made a deposit in the driveway on 2nd st and the other dog left a deposit in the driveway on south 5th ave....enjoy....nothing you can do about it.
steaming stinking piles

New York, NY

#5 Mar 23, 2013
your hounds won't be depositing at the M&T Bank Ilion branch. it closed. it was in the same building as the Time Warner office, which closed too.
Piles and Piles

United States

#6 Mar 25, 2013
Yes indeed....one of my dogs left a log cabin in the driveway on Michigan Ave and the other dog left his in the driveway on 2nd st....and their is nothing you can do about it.
troubled youth

New York, NY

#7 Mar 25, 2013
there sure is something we can "doo" about it!

a petition drive has been launched urging Ilion to adopt and enforce a tough pooper-scooper law to put an end to your nefarious activities.

we will be picketing in front of village offices on Friday joined by the Mayor of Montreal who has spearheaded adoption of one of the most progressive and aggressive pooper scooper laws in the world.

your hounds will NOT be allowed to poop with impunity!
Piles and Piles

Warren, AR

#8 Mar 26, 2013
If my dog wants to leave a mound in front of the village offices he will..and their isn't a damn thing they can do about it....Tell that Idiot mayor of Montreal that I don't take orders from sissy Canadians and I will make sure my dog leaves one on his feet.
poo police

New York, NY

#9 Mar 26, 2013
you full of sh*t
you can run but can't hide
troubled youth

New York, NY

#10 Mar 26, 2013
go ahead Arkantard ...

let your dog poop willy nilly and see what happens. i will let you in on a little secret ... Ilion's proposed scooper law is TOUGH as you can see in the draft legislation § 9.1.a.

you get caught and convicted you're looking five years in the state pokey. there you'll be looking out for your own pooper, never mind your dog's pooper.

§ 9.1.a. Violations of the Ilion Pooper Scooper Law shall be punishable by fines not to exceed $7,500 and incarceration not to exceed 72 months.

BY ORDER of the Ilion Village Board of Trustees, May 2013.
Piles and Piles

Warren, AR

#11 Mar 26, 2013
troubled youth wrote:
go ahead Arkantard ...
let your dog poop willy nilly and see what happens. i will let you in on a little secret ... Ilion's proposed scooper law is TOUGH as you can see in the draft legislation § 9.1.a.
you get caught and convicted you're looking five years in the state pokey. there you'll be looking out for your own pooper, never mind your dog's pooper.
§ 9.1.a. Violations of the Ilion Pooper Scooper Law shall be punishable by fines not to exceed $7,500 and incarceration not to exceed 72 months.
BY ORDER of the Ilion Village Board of Trustees, May 2013.
5 years in prison hahahahaha now that is funny.....My two dog's will leave a deposit anywhere they please..and you can't do anything about it.....prison time for a city ordinance hahahaha .
First of all you will have to prove it's my dogs deposits...so there for.. my dog's will start leaving their organic statues where ever and when ever they please. The Ilion Board of Trustees and their idiot legislation is a joke.... that my dog's and I will laugh at for years.
troubled youth

New York, NY

#12 Mar 26, 2013
Piles and Piles wrote:
<quoted text>
5 years in prison hahahahaha now that is funny.....My two dog's will leave a deposit anywhere they please..and you can't do anything about it.....prison time for a city ordinance hahahaha .
First of all you will have to prove it's my dogs deposits...so there for.. my dog's will start leaving their organic statues where ever and when ever they please. The Ilion Board of Trustees and their idiot legislation is a joke.... that my dog's and I will laugh at for years.
people nowadays pack phones with cameras to take videos and pictures. we are watching you and your defecating dogs.

stool samples will be collected and DNA samples collected from your pooping pooches to prove your guilt through the latest in DNA analysis. your twisted turd terrorism will not be tolerated in our civilized society.

you will be apprehended and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. your dogs will be impounded at the Humane Society for re-adoption by a law-abiding citizen. you will continue to be Arkantard.
Fecal Monuments

Warren, AR

#13 Mar 26, 2013
LMAO DNA samples will be tested...where? The State crime lab? hahaha Are you going to put me on trial with witnesses with phones? hahaha
Like I said....I will let my dog's leave a monument where they please...with my approval and laughter..and their is nothing the village can do about it..and never will be able to. I laugh at your legislation as I laughed when my dog left a giant log in the driveway on 2nd street about an hour ago.
Troubled Adult

Syracuse, NY

#14 Mar 27, 2013
Fecal Monuments wrote:
LMAO DNA samples will be tested...where? The State crime lab? hahaha Are you going to put me on trial with witnesses with phones? hahaha
Like I said....I will let my dog's leave a monument where they please...with my approval and laughter..and their is nothing the village can do about it..and never will be able to. I laugh at your legislation as I laughed when my dog left a giant log in the driveway on 2nd street about an hour ago.
Hey Shaef. What are you doing down the village anyway? Supposedly you hate the village and never go there. Go back up in the Gorge and let your dogs shit at Hoovers. I'm sure BigBird will be happy with that.
Fecal Moment in time

Grapevine, AR

#15 Mar 27, 2013
Syracuse...my dog left a pile this morning and I swear it looked just like your wife. If your wife gets any uglier I swear we will have to put her in the circus...She is growing a nice mustache though.
Professor Lobster

United States

#16 Mar 28, 2013
Look in your driveways people..my dogs may have left a fecal statue in your driveway and then again maybe not....But I walk 2 dogs so every night, so.. two lucky residents each night will have a pile in their driveway....and their isn't a damn thing you can do about it...enjoy
Monuments R US

Pine Bluff, AR

#17 Mar 31, 2013
Today is march 31st...look in your driveways people...My dog left his organic pile in a driveway on S.5th ave tonight....and my other dog left his organic monument in a driveway on Barringer Rd...enjoy....you might be next..and their isn't a damn thing you can do about it.
stinky

New York, NY

#18 Mar 31, 2013
Monuments R US wrote:
Today is march 31st...look in your driveways people...My dog left his organic pile in a driveway on S.5th ave tonight....and my other dog left his organic monument in a driveway on Barringer Rd...enjoy....you might be next..and their isn't a damn thing you can do about it.
I can Throw my dogs poop at u when I'm awaiting for u for u to come by my house or my neighbors.... yup iI can do something about it u nincompoop!
Harry Groin MD

Superior, AZ

#19 Apr 1, 2013
Good news..today my dog's did not leave a organic statue in anyone's driveway..
Bad news...today my dog's (Yes both of them) left fecal statues on the sidewalk on 2nd street.
Watch your step...and I laugh when one of you step in it.. hahahahaha
Arthur Itis MD

Little Rock, AR

#20 Apr 7, 2013
Has anyone been down south 5th ave lately...My dog left a monument that Bigfoot would be proud of. Right smack in the middle of the sidewalk...I laughed my azz off..hope no one stepped in it...and their's not a damn thing you can do about it.

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