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fair play

Oriskany Falls, NY

#1 Jul 17, 2010
Friday night after 11 p.m. after the DooDah parade I was watching Masters highlights on TV and eating dry roasted peanuts when I heard voices outside my living room window and when I pulled the drapes and looked outdoors I saw a man squatting with his pants down taking a poop on my lawn.

Three other guys were with him and I know who they are, members of the Ilion ELKS, and though they were trying to be quiet they were laughing because they thought it was so funny and they were drunk after the DooDoo festivities.

This same bunch of Elks did the same thing on my lawn last summer and in June this year. I used to belong to the Elks and if they have a beef with me they should talk to me face to face and STOP POOPING ON MY LAWN!

These guys think its hilarious to go around crapping on peoples lawn, well I donít. Since I am in possession of this poop if and when it comes down to it in court we can have DNA testing done and that will prove conclusively who the offenders are.
happy me

Little Falls, NY

#2 Jul 17, 2010
fair play wrote:
Friday night after 11 p.m. after the DooDah parade I was watching Masters highlights on TV and eating dry roasted peanuts when I heard voices outside my living room window and when I pulled the drapes and looked outdoors I saw a man squatting with his pants down taking a poop on my lawn.
Three other guys were with him and I know who they are, members of the Ilion ELKS, and though they were trying to be quiet they were laughing because they thought it was so funny and they were drunk after the DooDoo festivities.
This same bunch of Elks did the same thing on my lawn last summer and in June this year. I used to belong to the Elks and if they have a beef with me they should talk to me face to face and STOP POOPING ON MY LAWN!
These guys think its hilarious to go around crapping on peoples lawn, well I donít. Since I am in possession of this poop if and when it comes down to it in court we can have DNA testing done and that will prove conclusively who the offenders are.
Wow, you need to get a life or call the cops and prove you are not insane!!!!!!!!!!
ToxicHungLow

Little Rock, AR

#3 Jul 17, 2010
fair play wrote:
Friday night after 11 p.m. after the DooDah parade I was watching Masters highlights on TV and eating dry roasted peanuts when I heard voices outside my living room window and when I pulled the drapes and looked outdoors I saw a man squatting with his pants down taking a poop on my lawn.
Three other guys were with him and I know who they are, members of the Ilion ELKS, and though they were trying to be quiet they were laughing because they thought it was so funny and they were drunk after the DooDoo festivities.
This same bunch of Elks did the same thing on my lawn last summer and in June this year. I used to belong to the Elks and if they have a beef with me they should talk to me face to face and STOP POOPING ON MY LAWN!
These guys think its hilarious to go around crapping on peoples lawn, well I donít. Since I am in possession of this poop if and when it comes down to it in court we can have DNA testing done and that will prove conclusively who the offenders are.
You must be one strange person..Someone pinches a loaf on your lawn and you go out and pick it up and save it? Ilion is one weird place.
disgusting

Oriskany Falls, NY

#4 Jul 17, 2010
Elks did the same thing on my aunt and uncles lawn last summer and this year!
Entrepreneur

Vernon, NY

#5 Jul 17, 2010
I KNow

Oriskany Falls, NY

#6 Jul 17, 2010
Thursday is their big night. theyre in the lodge stuffing themselves on free hamburgs and hotdogs to induce a bowel movement and drink a lot. then they go off on a "poop run," give em credit tho they dont drink and drive
poop scooper

United States

#7 Jul 18, 2010
i found ssome deer shit on my lawn should i save it or maybe u want it
fair play

Oriskany Falls, NY

#8 Jul 18, 2010
ToxicHungLow wrote:
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Someone pinches a loaf on your lawn and you go out and pick it up and save it?
you betcher sweet bippy. i have a small sample from the other night in a ZipLoc bag in my freezer. i challenge the offender to submit to a DNA test.
Herkimer Haiku

Rochester, NY

#9 Jul 18, 2010
fair play wrote:
Friday night after 11 p.m. after the DooDah parade I was watching Masters highlights on TV and eating dry roasted peanuts when I heard voices outside my living room window and when I pulled the drapes and looked outdoors I saw a man squatting with his pants down taking a poop on my lawn.
Three other guys were with him and I know who they are, members of the Ilion ELKS, and though they were trying to be quiet they were laughing because they thought it was so funny and they were drunk after the DooDoo festivities.
This same bunch of Elks did the same thing on my lawn last summer and in June this year. I used to belong to the Elks and if they have a beef with me they should talk to me face to face and STOP POOPING ON MY LAWN!
There is a good cure
shoot them in ass while squatting
with a paint ball gun

go to the Elk's Lodge
take a dump on their front lawn
ring the bell then run
inbareassed

New York, NY

#10 Jul 18, 2010
fair play wrote:
Friday night after 11 p.m. after the DooDah parade I was watching Masters highlights on TV and eating dry roasted peanuts when I heard voices outside my living room window and when I pulled the drapes and looked outdoors I saw a man squatting with his pants down taking a poop on my lawn.
Three other guys were with him and I know who they are, members of the Ilion ELKS, and though they were trying to be quiet they were laughing because they thought it was so funny and they were drunk after the DooDoo festivities.
This same bunch of Elks did the same thing on my lawn last summer and in June this year. I used to belong to the Elks and if they have a beef with me they should talk to me face to face and STOP POOPING ON MY LAWN!
These guys think its hilarious to go around crapping on peoples lawn, well I donít. Since I am in possession of this poop if and when it comes down to it in court we can have DNA testing done and that will prove conclusively who the offenders are.
You know who?? Tell us who these wild animals are! They are disgusting!They think it's funny, well tell us who they are so we may all laugh......at them!!
Jose

Vernon, NY

#11 Jul 18, 2010
Fair play, At least post something funny or creative....
let me help

New York, NY

#12 Jul 18, 2010
Until you find the owner of that poop, you can display it creatively.
You will need: bird feathers, pipe cleaners, a set of those "google eyes" & a toothpick.

Place the feathers in each side of that poop, stick the eyes together in the front a toothpick stick way in for a beak & make bird feet with pipe cleaners. Now you have a TURD BIRD to display proudly!
place to hang

New York, NY

#13 Jul 18, 2010
Well after the Marine Corps League went to shit and it looks if the Elks has problems I just might go to Crossways
ilion blows

Oriskany Falls, NY

#14 Jul 18, 2010
place to hang wrote:
Well after the Marine Corps League went to shit and it looks if the Elks has problems I just might go to Crossways
ya'd think a downtrodden craphole of a town like Ilion would have more and better bars in which the miserable townie losers could drown their sorrows but it duznt
my opinion

Carthage, NY

#15 Jul 18, 2010
fair play wrote:
Friday night after 11 p.m. after the DooDah parade I was watching Masters highlights on TV and eating dry roasted peanuts when I heard voices outside my living room window and when I pulled the drapes and looked outdoors I saw a man squatting with his pants down taking a poop on my lawn.
Three other guys were with him and I know who they are, members of the Ilion ELKS, and though they were trying to be quiet they were laughing because they thought it was so funny and they were drunk after the DooDoo festivities.
This same bunch of Elks did the same thing on my lawn last summer and in June this year. I used to belong to the Elks and if they have a beef with me they should talk to me face to face and STOP POOPING ON MY LAWN!
These guys think its hilarious to go around crapping on peoples lawn, well I donít. Since I am in possession of this poop if and when it comes down to it in court we can have DNA testing done and that will prove conclusively who the offenders are.
If you talk about they need to tell you face to face if they have a problem with you, then I think you need to follow your own advice. If you think they have a problem with you, go ask. Don't start a forum on here about people pooping on your lawn.
curly

Schodack Landing, NY

#16 Jul 19, 2010
did it have sweet corn in it? i heard they were selling it down there. that could be the probable cause to get a warrant and have that crap examined
icareabteilion

New York, NY

#17 Jul 19, 2010
First of all, do not judge all Elks by the behavior of a few. This is something they do not condone. It is a great community organization that apparently you have some kind of beef with. Whatever...... take some pictures or put some names out there so you can prove that you're not hallucinating about this disgusting behavior.
This is just sad

El Paso, TX

#18 Jul 19, 2010
Has anyone that wastes their time on Ilion Topix ever gone to another cities Topix? Ilion is the only one that's based on gossip and BS. Doesn't say alot about Ilion now does it.
icareabtilion

New York, NY

#19 Jul 19, 2010
This is just sad wrote:
Has anyone that wastes their time on Ilion Topix ever gone to another cities Topix? Ilion is the only one that's based on gossip and BS. Doesn't say alot about Ilion now does it.
exactly~very sad:(
This is just sad

El Paso, TX

#20 Jul 19, 2010
We also have to remember that in no way does Ilion Topix represent the majority of people living in Ilion. Most are caring, civic minded people-most of all members of the Elks.

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