Hot Cheetoes...the day after

Hot Cheetoes...the day after

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Itza Bird

Norwalk, CA

#1 Apr 2, 2013
WOW! That's all I can really say...I dont eat a lot of crap so I need some anal assistance. I had some free time the other night. I stopped at a mini mart on the way home from work and grabbed me a big bag of some of those flamin hot ass killers. I sat myself down and promptly devoured the whole bag..JEEZUZ H!!! The next morning I thought I was losing an intestine. I must have sat on that dam bowl for an hour. The flamin ass was almost unbearable. The rest of the day involved me trying to cool my sphincter. Nothing worked. Does anyone have advice on how to proceed should this occur again?
PROUD ELK

New York, NY

#2 Apr 2, 2013
what a sissy
Harry Groin MD

Little Rock, AR

#3 Apr 3, 2013
Yes I see a lot of patients with those symptoms
1.Stand naked on your head.
2.Insert a bottle of Power aid in your azzhole and let the entire bottle empty out.
3.Then take a turkey leg bone, soak it in pickle juice and stick in your azzhole for 5-6 hours to counter act the flaming chips/
4.Then have sex with a dog to get your heart rate back to normal.
After that you should be just fine.

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