Hillbilly Sayings

[sss]

yeehaw

[ZZTOP]

worst there ever was,
ain't that a sight

[Kentuckyite]

Phone rings, is picked up, 1 minute later,

Yello,

[Hot]

Hotter than a two peckered billy goat !! If somebody ask a ? And the answer is yes, you say does a fat baby fart or does a big titty bounce.

[abc]

well

[Shoot]

Shoot fire and save matches

[Hobbit]

Well now, don't that just cock yer pistol !!!!

[Hobbit]

He's dumbern a football bat.
....as a screen door on a submarine.
....a fart in a space suit.
....spats on a pig.
He thinks ice hockey is frozen doody.
He thinks Lookout Mountain has windows.
..........manual labor is a Mexican.
..........Johnny Cash is toilet money.
But he hangs in there, like a hair in a biscuit.

[Hobbit]

I love it.!!!!!

[Quillon]

UNZ SHORE GOT SUM GOODUNS! I was grinnin like a possum eating sawbriers through a barbwire fence! I remember a few ;;over yanner and ;you are falling away to nothing,that gals behind looked like two groundhogs rassellin in a coffeesack! Another one was,he hant worth his salt..lol

[huuu]

i was sick i had go to the horse pistol.drop me a line ill put a fish on your hook.

[Yep]

Them peppers were so hot I had to sh** in the creek to keep from catching the hills on fire

He's so old he was around when Moby Dick was just a minner

[Yep]

It's hotter than a seven possum orgy in a fox hole

[Yep]

He'd suck one a bear couldn't hug

[i have]

some family members that i could listen to all day, and like some of the sayings already on here my favorites are "plaskick" plastic, "alkeehol" alcohol, my father in law calls his nephew his "nethew", also there's "mannays" for instance, man, there's somthing i need to do today, but it comes out as "mannay's somthin' i need ta do today or tomar" i had a bunch more maybe i'll remember them later

[littlered]

Going to trade.

[right]

plime blank

plumb stupid, plum wrong

[hahaha]

the crick (creek)

[nancy]

kentucky-isms and "you might be in kentucky" at www.moveonward.blogspot.com

[ha ha]

i also crack up when someone says "i got a toothache, better go to the tooth dentist tomar". i had forgot about that. i asked my granny the other day about the saying "that hurt like the dickings", and she also said that she had always heard that it was in reference to a girl losing her virginity, but she wasn't sure, that's just what she was always told. the saying "i've been doin' this since moby dick was a sardine" is one of my favorites too.