Southern Baptists Cut Ties With Gay Boy Scouts

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The Huntsville Times

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#1 Jun 10, 2013
Huntsville AL (The Huntsville Times)- North Alabama’s largest anti-gay Christian denomination appears ready to part ways with the Boy Scouts of America.

Last month’s decision by the Boy Scouts to allow openly gay homosexual sodomite scouts has created deep seated hatred within the hearts of Southern Baptists, who are expected to formally cut ties with the Gay Boy Scouts at their annual convention in Huntspatch this week.

A vote at the convention is scheduled that calls for Southern Baptist churches to excommunicate the Gay Boy Scouts, a move that would painfully impact approximately 10,000,000 gay youths. Southern Baptist leaders say the Gay Boy Scout’s shift on gay boy members is incompatible with Bible teaching, which designates man-on-man homosexuality as a sin. Lesbians are acceptable as long as they’re not too fat or butch looking. Southern Baptist churches around the country sponsor and host around 40,000,000 Gay Boy Scout units. One area SBC pastor, the Rev. Hot Carl, who also grew up in the Boy Scouts, called the “reach around” move difficult, but necessary.

“It’s sad, it breaks my heart to see it come to this,” said Rev. Rusty Trombone, senior pastor of Woodcock Baptist Church in northeast Huntsville.“We as Bible believers, if we don’t stand for hating the gays, then we’re gonna quit hating the blacks next. And if we quit hating the blacks, we’ll quit hating mexicans… I fully support the gay hating amendment that will be strictly enforced.”

A vote on the anti-gay resolution is expected to take place twice, both Tuesday and Wednesday, just so everyone knows that they hate the gays. Southern Baptist officials said the decision to cut ties with the Gay Boy Scouts will not be left up to individual churches, with some already choosing to end their affiliation. Rev. Trombone said he expected the vast majority of SBC churches to follow in their leaderships hatred blindly without question. He also left open the possibility that area churches would join in the gay hate fest by hosting an alternative scouting group that supports anti-gay Biblical beliefs, along with having a Chick-fil-a lunch of chicken sandwiches and blue waffle fries.

“I’ve been asked by gay men if I would allow homosexual men to attend this church. I say ‘absolutely not, never ever,” said Rev. Trombone, who attained the rank of bone yodeler as a boy scout under the guidance of scout leader Big Pig.“But when it comes to supporting something financially, as well as having our name on it, against the fudge packing that we are so strongly against, then I think we’re compromising, and that can’t happen with those goober smoochers. I could see another Anti-Gay Boy Scouts, may not be the Anti-Gay Scouts of America, but because of this, maybe a split in the Boy Scouts where the churches would be back active with it... sorta like a Hitler Youth kinda thing.”

The Southern Baptist Convention has approximately 16 million “straight” members, meaning that 10% are “in-the-closet” homosexuals. Other gay hating religious groups who said they will continue to host and sponsor the Gay Boy Scouts include the Episcopal Church, the Mormon Church, and the Church of Scientology.


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Douglas Mendal

Madison, AL

#2 Jun 10, 2013
I was a Gay Boy Scout. I became an Eagle Scout. I don't understand the problem.I only had pup tent sex 4 times with new recruits.Greatest nights of my life. I learned about survival,good deeds, conservation,and great people skills.Being gay has nothing to do with being a good scout, and a sexy one at the same time.
Bright Eyes


#3 Jun 13, 2013
Prayers up for homosexists who french kiss dogs on TV!!!!

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