Empty Rooms Spells Trouble for Huntsv...

Empty Rooms Spells Trouble for Huntsville Hotel

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The Huntsville Times

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#1 Jun 17, 2013
HUNTSVILLE, AL (The Huntsville Times)--
A local hotel manager says that trouble is looming at his failing Huntsville hotel.

The problem he’s been having is that he can't fill his rooms with good people. He say the blacks are to blame.

This is supposed to be the busy season for hotels in Huntsville, but at the Holiday Inn -Research Park - Madison Square Mall, you wouldn't know it by the looks of things.

"Our occupancy has been down greatly compared to previous years because of the uppity blacks," said Peter Doily, assistant to the assistant manager.
The proof is in the watermelon. When we asked assistant to the assistant manager Doily to see a room, he said the blacks have trashed them all with fried chicken, watermelon, extra hot cheetos, and purpal drank.

And just look at the hotels pool. Them peoples pee and poo in our really cool indoor/outdoor pool, and now there’s groid jerry curl, pee, and poo stains on the walls.

On an average Saturday night in the past, at least 190 rooms in his 200 room hotel would be full of non-african Americans. Tonight, only 19 rooms are occupied, and they’re all blacks.

"I've never seen anything like this, even with the ebbs and flows of our business, I have never seen a drop like this, ever," said assistant to the assistant manager Doily, who has been an assistant to the assistant manager for over 42 years.
It seems to be happening to only this hotel, and he feels it might be caused by the black bands he hires to play at the hotel's nightclub Hopper’s Bar & Grill.
The facts show this: the city's latest lodging tax report shows 7,744 more rooms were sold this April compared to last April.
"We are on the verge, if not already in a major recession in hotel occupancy," said assistant to the assistant manager Peter Doily.

At assistant to the assistant manager Doily’s Holiday Inn - Research Park - Madison Square, reports show him underperforming his competitors, with an 180 percent decline in business.
"Being the man to drown in groid pee because of them stinking dirty blacks really sucks," cried Doily.

For his hotel, less non-black guests means less money for his bosses, the Owning family of Memphis TN.

"We don't have as many people working in the restaurant or at the bar, in housekeeping, or at the front desk. Everything has to be cut back because of them groids. We have had to cut back significantly in our black staff," laughed Doily.
Now the fight to survive is kicking his butt, and the DUI he got last week after leaving Sammy-T’s a few weeks ago didn’t help much.

"It is kind of like when George C. Wallace was blocking blacks from Alabama schools, we are now having race wars," said assistant to the assistant manager Doily.

The question is how long can this go on before the blacks damage to his hotel becomes permanent? Right now, I know that answer, and I should probably start job hunting this afternoon... maybe I could handle running a Patel Indian owned Motel 6 or even The Maple Grove Lodging flophouse on Meridian Street up on the bad end of northeast Huntsvegaz near A&M University where all the gangsta blacks live, said assistant to the assistant manager Peter Doily.

Anyhow, this hotels manager is about to throw in the towel. He believes his hotel will be taken over by gangsta hiphop wannabees, just like them peoples took over the now ruined Madison Square Mall, and they’re hoping that Mayor Battles and the Huntsville Police Department will open a new “satellite precinct” in the all-black Madison Square Mall to help run off all the undesirable blacks.

Assistant to the assistant manager Doily says that them blacks are like Mondays, and that nobody like Mondays either.

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