I know...I know...I'm an anonymous, back-stabbing, pathetic little BITCH who likes to lie about and trash others on the internet without them knowing; that's just what I do.
Why? Uhhh...well, I have no friends, no life, nor the capability to think independently and thus I "participate" in the petty defamation of someone else's character; hoping I'll eventually be looked upon as something other than the weak, mewling, pathetic little piece of shit that I am.
OK, OK, I admit the former posting is really about me and my sad life and though I don't have a wife or kids,(I have a pet snail, does that count?), I'm hopeful that someone will read what I've written and think I'm clever enough to merit something, right? Like, I don't know, maybe a relationship, huh? Maybe we can exchange emails or something?
Please...please help me, please, won't you be my friend.
I know I said some mean things about Walter but they were really about me and I won't do the same thing to you, Ok? Yes, I envy Walter and just HATE that he has a life and people who love him, it's...it's not fair! He...he rejected me! He rejected ME!! I begged him and said I'd do anything but he just said he pitied me...PITIED ME!*sob* He went home to his nice house and great family and left me on my knees in front of the 7-11.*SOB* He looked at me and shook his stupid head after I poured out my heart to him! OHhhhhhh!*SOB* He gets to hold his pretty wife while I sit alone in my bedroom,(I still live with my parents) eating another gallon of cheap, vanilla ice cream and watching reruns of Friends on TV. It's not fair! I just want to be loved, too...is that too much to ask?*SOB* Oh, I just hope he reads this and "knows" it was me. I hope he feels bad after reading what I said because...because I love him!*SOB* I LOVE HIM! There, I said it! Happy now? Walter, please...please tell me you love me too! Please Walter, please?*SOB* I...I can't say anymore...I...I feel so terrible inside *SOB* I'm going to kill myself...that's what I'll do...I'll kill myself! Then he'll feel bad. Then he'll feel really bad because I'm dead! Hear me Walter? Hear me? You did this to me...you drove me to this! You...you bastard!*SOB**SOB**SOB*