Requirements to live in Huntington

Requirements to live in Huntington

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Mayor of Moneytown

Chattanooga, TN

#1 Jul 6, 2013
It seems like you have to be 400 pounds, mentally ill and pushing a shopping cart around town talking to yourself, a skanky white girl with a hoodrat from Detroit and on welfare or a nut check with a needle sticking out of your arm shaking a pill bottle with Oxys selling your body for a pack of salem lights to live in Huntington now. What happened to the decent people in Huntington?
It is like Central Casting out of The Walking Dead.
Amen Brother

United States

#2 Jul 6, 2013
Mayor of Moneytown wrote:
It seems like you have to be 400 pounds, mentally ill and pushing a shopping cart around town talking to yourself, a skanky white girl with a hoodrat from Detroit and on welfare or a nut check with a needle sticking out of your arm shaking a pill bottle with Oxys selling your body for a pack of salem lights to live in Huntington now. What happened to the decent people in Huntington?
It is like Central Casting out of The Walking Dead.
You are correct.
Derper

Huntington, WV

#3 Jul 7, 2013
I like to think of myself as a decent person. But you are absolutely right. It's AWFUL, just as you say.

I own my home free & clear, and it is a nice home. But my once nice, middle class neighborhood is shot all to hell, and that's the truth. It literally stinks. Thieves and junkies and prostitutes surround us.

I wouldn't be able to get one tenth of my home's value if I tried to sell. So I guess I'll have to stick it out. I only go out when I have to, and that's the truth. I can't stand looking at the bums. I won't shop downtown, because of the creeps.

I do miss how nice my little neighborhood used to be. I'm sure there are others like us, but they're probably doing the same thing. Hiding and keeping their head down when they MUST go out and do business. Sad. This is our tax dollars at work.
nunya

Nashville, TN

#4 Jul 7, 2013
Mayor of Moneytown wrote:
It seems like you have to be 400 pounds, mentally ill and pushing a shopping cart around town talking to yourself, a skanky white girl with a hoodrat from Detroit and on welfare or a nut check with a needle sticking out of your arm shaking a pill bottle with Oxys selling your body for a pack of salem lights to live in Huntington now. What happened to the decent people in Huntington?
It is like Central Casting out of The Walking Dead.
This was such a colorful and accurate description, thank you.
Mayor Jean Dean

Huntington, WV

#5 Jul 7, 2013
I tried my best to beautify the city but the mouth breathing savages of Huntington just spray painted over it. I should have been offering free cell phones at the viaducts.
Ash.

Lewisburg, WV

#6 Jul 7, 2013
Mayor of Moneytown wrote:
It seems like you have to be 400 pounds, mentally ill and pushing a shopping cart around town talking to yourself, a skanky white girl with a hoodrat from Detroit and on welfare or a nut check with a needle sticking out of your arm shaking a pill bottle with Oxys selling your body for a pack of salem lights to live in Huntington now. What happened to the decent people in Huntington?
It is like Central Casting out of The Walking Dead.
And this comes from someone who calls Huntington Moneyton? Someone stealing your customers and your mad? Drug dealers started calling Huntington Moneyton, if it wasn't for them I think Huntington would be fine. Hell it is fine, you just need to know where to live at. And how to keep your nose out of other ppls business! If they aren't on your steps leave them be, they'll kill theirselves eventually.
Ex-gov

United States

#7 Jul 7, 2013
when the good people stand up the bad will stand down. Not a minute until that happens. Good people have to fight sometimes.

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Since: Dec 12

Front Royal, VA

#8 Jul 7, 2013
Mayor of Moneytown wrote:
It seems like you have to be 400 pounds, mentally ill and pushing a shopping cart around town talking to yourself, a skanky white girl with a hoodrat from Detroit and on welfare or a nut check with a needle sticking out of your arm shaking a pill bottle with Oxys selling your body for a pack of salem lights to live in Huntington now. What happened to the decent people in Huntington?
It is like Central Casting out of The Walking Dead.
Half the people moved away, a lot of the ones that remained eventually moved to Bville or Teays Valley, most of the people that still live here ( home owners) spend as much time away as they do here or you probably never see them because they are too old to traverse the downtown area. I was having lunch at Prime about a year ago, with cousins who had grown up here many years ago. We had a window seat. This is no lie, every person that walked by the window during that 45 minutes looked like variations on combinations of homeless, slovenly, tattered clothes, morbidly obese, unkempt hair, hillbillyish.
hmmm

Logan, WV

#9 Jul 7, 2013
nohalgerg wrote:
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Half the people moved away, a lot of the ones that remained eventually moved to Bville or Teays Valley, most of the people that still live here ( home owners) spend as much time away as they do here or you probably never see them because they are too old to traverse the downtown area. I was having lunch at Prime about a year ago, with cousins who had grown up here many years ago. We had a window seat. This is no lie, every person that walked by the window during that 45 minutes looked like variations on combinations of homeless, slovenly, tattered clothes, morbidly obese, unkempt hair, hillbillyish.
That's all fine, but leave the hillbillys out of it. I think you meant pillbillies. Big difference.

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Since: Dec 12

Front Royal, VA

#10 Jul 7, 2013
hmmm wrote:
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That's all fine, but leave the hillbillys out of it. I think you meant pillbillies. Big difference.
no, I meant hillbillies. I was describing appearances, not habits.
Derper

Huntington, WV

#11 Jul 7, 2013
If you're eating a forty dollar meal, you shouldn't have to look at hillbillies. I wish downtown would clean up.

Have you seen on the news lately where the downtown is looking for VOLUNTEERS to come and clean up the garbage, sweep the streets, etc.?

Seriously? What are all those taxes and fees for? Surely we are owed clean streets in our downtown without having to do it ourselves. And if not that, shouldn't the individual merchants hire someone to clean up in front of their stores?

If cops would clean out the panhandling bums and winos, the streets wouldn't be so damn dirty. Takes a lot of nerve to ask people to come down there to pick up dirty needles and used condoms. Disgusting. Maybe they could put some more halfway houses downtown, because look how great that worked out!
Jim

Chesapeake, OH

#12 Jul 7, 2013
You forgot about driving a POS Grand Am.
american american

Saint Albans, WV

#13 Jul 7, 2013
Mayor of Moneytown wrote:
It seems like you have to be 400 pounds, mentally ill and pushing a shopping cart around town talking to yourself, a skanky white girl with a hoodrat from Detroit and on welfare or a nut check with a needle sticking out of your arm shaking a pill bottle with Oxys selling your body for a pack of salem lights to live in Huntington now. What happened to the decent people in Huntington?
It is like Central Casting out of The Walking Dead.
hell the blks -n took over thay only come out at night
Huntington

United States

#14 Jul 7, 2013
You have to pile trash and old appliances on your porch. You need to hang old sheets or blankets over your window because you cannot or will not buy real curtains or window dressings.
big b

Huntington, WV

#15 Jul 7, 2013
huntington a hillbilly is a step up trailer trash is two step up. in huntington they think good living is the mission on the first of the month.
Dude Watson

Cleveland, OH

#16 Jul 8, 2013
Mayor of Moneytown wrote:
It seems like you have to be 400 pounds, mentally ill and pushing a shopping cart around town talking to yourself, a skanky white girl with a hoodrat from Detroit and on welfare or a nut check with a needle sticking out of your arm shaking a pill bottle with Oxys selling your body for a pack of salem lights to live in Huntington now. What happened to the decent people in Huntington?
It is like Central Casting out of The Walking Dead.
You left out missing, rotten or no teeth and you nicest otfit is shart stained pajama pants and a tshirt that is 3 sizes too small.
yeah

Saint Albans, WV

#17 Jul 8, 2013
I think im hearing a bunch of stick up thier asses. a bunch of cry babys with too much nose in the air. yes. huntington has got some major ass problems. biggest is in the court house and city hall. to many people linning thier pockets.... We are way over taxed and over fee'd in this town to not have the security we need. i own three houses. none of them are rentals. i put my poor family in them cause they caint afford rent anyweres. so i let them pay upkeep. but the taxes user fees municiple fees all b.s...... im about to sign them over and move back to kentucky... but one lady said something about hillbillyish..... she caint be from here or she would know her roots.... that is wrong to have a stick so far up your ass you would say that in west by god virginia. maybe she got stuck here from roanoke va that sounds like she missed the bus back home.
Dude Watson

Cleveland, OH

#18 Jul 8, 2013
You also must have a son named "Bubby" or a daughter named "Sissy".
Jim

Chesapeake, OH

#19 Jul 8, 2013
Detroit monkeys and Ohio slutts are the worst.
Derper

Huntington, WV

#20 Jul 8, 2013
yeah wrote:
I think im hearing a bunch of stick up thier asses. a bunch of cry babys with too much nose in the air. yes. huntington has got some major ass problems. biggest is in the court house and city hall. to many people linning thier pockets.... We are way over taxed and over fee'd in this town to not have the security we need. i own three houses. none of them are rentals. i put my poor family in them cause they caint afford rent anyweres. so i let them pay upkeep. but the taxes user fees municiple fees all b.s...... im about to sign them over and move back to kentucky... but one lady said something about hillbillyish..... she caint be from here or she would know her roots.... that is wrong to have a stick so far up your ass you would say that in west by god virginia. maybe she got stuck here from roanoke va that sounds like she missed the bus back home.
You're illiterate. Those who cannot read and write well cannot think well. And if you cannot think well, you must be content to let others do your thinking for you.

There are Appalachians (I am one) and then there are ignorant, lazy, stupid, illiterate hillbillys. Of which you are a prime example. Know your heritage and your role. When you learn to express yourself properly, then you can get a dog in this fight, Hoss. ;)

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