Loud Motor Bikes

[Left Huntington]

i do not like Harley or any other lawn tractor over priced briggs and stratton POS, with drag pipes that pop and crack like an old tow truck that needs spark plugs.

Ride a real bike....we ride CBR 1000's, Hayabusas, ZX14's, ZX10's, GSXR 1000's.

[Energy]

Left Huntington wrote:

i do not like Harley or any other lawn tractor over priced briggs and stratton POS, with drag pipes that pop and crack like an old tow truck that needs spark plugs.
Ride a real bike....we ride CBR 1000's, Hayabusas, ZX14's, ZX10's, GSXR 1000's.

Don't forgot the Mighty R1. ;-)

[haha]

Spleencage wrote:

Mid life crisis= Harley Davidson= leather, lice infested beard, tat, and beer= gnarly fat chix= wanting the who world know how gay you are= cutting down the exhaust pipe and removing the baffling= now the whole world knows of your eternal doucheness.

dam it spleen. After all these comments you've posted you have failed to offend me until now. I am no longer your biggest fan.

[SannDigger]

Jim wrote:

I love springtime but it does bring out every $shit!ead on thier loud a$$ motorbike. I really wish the cops would start enforcing the damn law and give you ba$tards tickets.

And which law is that? How would you suggest a noise law be enforced if it existed?

[SannDigger]

Spleencage wrote:

Mid life crisis= Harley Davidson= leather, lice infested beard, tat, and beer= gnarly fat chix= wanting the who world know how gay you are= cutting down the exhaust pipe and removing the baffling= now the whole world knows of your eternal doucheness.

I think you are mixing two different types of motorcycle riders in your synopsis.

The "mid life crisis" type is more likely to be clean cut maybe with a tattoo that can be easily hidden. He will be dressed in clean and well taken care of Harley branded clothes and leather. The girl on his bike is likely his wife (who is also dressed in clean harley gear) or perhaps if he's divorced a younger girl who's looking for a little excitement by riding on a Harley but doesn't want to be a true "biker girl". He is most likey a professional type working in an office. His miles in the saddle are limited and he rarely rides more than a hundred miles from home.

The true "biker" fits your description somewhat better. Usually he has lived the lifestyle of biker/partier for many years. His clothes are worn out motorcycle club support shirts or rally shirts and faded and worn leather. The long beard is a tribute to his middle finger outlook on society and is scraggly from the wind blowing between his handlebars. The lice came from the cheap hotel's bed or the cheaper bar girl he laid agaist on a recent road trip on his bike. His bike is exceptionally loud in part due to his want to piss off you and also because he doesn't have the money to buy louder (but still legal) mufflers so he just hacks his off. The girl on the back of his bike has been rode hard and put up wet, she's seen the inside of many biker bars and many bikers have seen the inside of her. She's a rough bitch but he likes her because she'll put up with his crap and won't put up with yours. He rides his bike wherever he goes, it's not uncommone for him to put more miles on his bike in a year then the other guy does in ten.

There is a third type of rider as well. We'll call him the true rider. He didn't take up the sport to make up for aging or to impress anyone else. He's a normal guy who loves to ride. He'll often put as many miles on his bike as the "true biker" and do it all while being socially acceptable to most.

To be perfectly honest, the most annoying riders usually fall into the first catagory. Not to say all of the midlife crisis types are like that, but the few that are make up the majority of the "problem riders" out there. They are usually the ones trying to be cool. The real biker and the true rider aren't concerned with impressing anyone, they are just being themselves. The "problem rider" is trying to be like what he thinks is a true biker and in doing so makes a total ass of himself and a bad rep for everyone.

[LOL]

Like them there kids on 3rd ave by st. marys always revving and carrying on! ugh drive me nuts!

[Andrew By God Ramey!]

Jim wrote:

I think it should be legal to shoot the Fu**er off a loud obnoxious motor bike! Not while they are sitting at a red light cause that wouldn't be very sportsmanlike unless they are revving it up and annoying everyone in the area. Make sure they are doing at least 20mph to keep it fair, and no shotguns. That's too easy.

I'm from Huntington and my names Andrew! I am running open header on my bike. And I rev the guy outa my bike at a red light. So next time u see me! Getchesum!

[Andrew By God Ramey!]

Jim wrote:

Why do you sh*theads sit at a red-light and goose the throtle like your riding an old naturally aspirated bike? The newer motor bikes are fuel injected and all that goosing is just a so you pr**ks can feel cool. That loud bikes are safer argument is a load of crap. Do you really think it's ok to rattle everyones windows and wake sleeping children cause you like loud pipes on your bike? When you get on a bike you have accepted the fact that you are in more danger than you would be in a car and you want people in cars to take extra care to avoid bikes at the same time you annoy everyone with your loud pipes. F**K YOU!!!!!

free country dick head! Put your kids to sleep at night!

[Andrew By God Ramey!]

vroom wrote:

<quoted text>how bout I sit my bike on the kick.stand.at the red light and punch u thru ur window?.or better yet pull.up.next to the biker and.tell.him what u think about his pipes....then get your teeth knocked out

I feel u there man!

[Andrew By God Ramey!]

LOL wrote:

Like them there kids on 3rd ave by st. marys always revving and carrying on! ugh drive me nuts!

if u know where we are then come on down!

[Winifred]

I agree about the horrendously loud motorcycles downtown. I live downtown, and I work downtown. There's nothing quite like jumping awake at night because some jerk thinks he's hot sh!t.

[Girl biker]

Yeah, I will admit I rev up my bike at red lights and stops signs sometimes. Why do I do it? Well, because I like the sound, but mostly I like the vibrations :) Of course I ride mostly during the day. Sorry Jim I bet the only way your windows will ever be rattled by a woman is me riding my bike past you house.:) I Have a good day

[insecurity]

Never had a problem with bikes, my dad rode one when I was young--but spleencage is right about some-- some are just midlifers or little dudes getting a testosterone boost every time they gun it- what a nauseating turnoff

[Jessica]

insecurity wrote:

Never had a problem with bikes, my dad rode one when I was young--but spleencage is right about some-- some are just midlifers or little dudes getting a testosterone boost every time they gun it- what a nauseating turnoff

You are probably one of those guys who gets your testosterone fix from the HIV infected skanks at the Carousel Club.....i think i would rather ride a bike.

[insecurity]

No, Jessica, I'm a woman -- just calling it as I see it. What...? Are some chick tryin to be all hard-assed and ride to maybe draw attention from and be around men ?---- cut the assumptions

[DA MAN]

My pipes are loud, and I'm well hung!

[sassy]

DA MAN wrote:

My pipes are loud, and I'm well hung!

. And you are a bitch boy new name LB "little bitch". Hahaha

[sempron]

Completely agree with the op.

I also think 99% of these motor bike fags are in clubs because of the insecurity they have on their own. These guys run their mouth and then when someone steps up to their grille, all their little buddies run up to help out...because on their own, they couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

Back to the loud pipes....just do what I do. I keep an air horn in my center console. When one of these queers pull up beside me at a red light, with loud pipes, I just stick the air horn out and blast them in the ear till they pull away. If they feel froggy, they are more than welcome to get off their pos Harley and fight me over it. Usually, I just get flipped off as they pull away, while people point and laugh at them.

And in case you're wondering, no...I don't do this to groups of bikers for obvious reasons. Like I don't have the time to explain why I just shot 4 stupid, ugly, out-of-shape, drunk bikers queers in the face.

[yea right]

I don't have a bike but if so it'd be v-twin and louder than sh/@! Free country no one tells you people not to drive your minivans cause they are gay. Each to their own. And the person gonna shoot someone cause they have loud exhaust.... Well f n idiot, not a good idea.

[nunya]

sempron wrote:

Completely agree with the op.

I also think 99% of these motor bike fags are in clubs because of the insecurity they have on their own. These guys run their mouth and then when someone steps up to their grille, all their little buddies run up to help out...because on their own, they couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

Back to the loud pipes....just do what I do. I keep an air horn in my center console. When one of these queers pull up beside me at a red light, with loud pipes, I just stick the air horn out and blast them in the ear till they pull away. If they feel froggy, they are more than welcome to get off their pos Harley and fight me over it. Usually, I just get flipped off as they pull away, while people point and laugh at them.

And in case you're wondering, no...I don't do this to groups of bikers for obvious reasons. Like I don't have the time to explain why I just shot 4 stupid, ugly, out-of-shape, drunk bikers queers in the face.

Oooooh you're so badass. A legend in your own mind.