No More Merry Christmas
Ricky Bobby

United States

#81 Sep 19, 2013
_-zaphod-_ wrote:
<quoted text>
You're responding to yourself moron. Talk about stupid.
. We'll zap boy u can't seem to respond with any thing good. I might as well talk to myself. By the way I left you a box of animal crackers on your moms night stand. You might want to check the bed for crumbs
Ricky Bobby

United States

#82 Sep 19, 2013
_-zaphod-_ wrote:
<quoted text>
You're responding to yourself moron. Talk about stupid.
. POET said they called u Eddie in high school. That's what your report card spelled
Ricky Bobby

United States

#83 Sep 19, 2013
Wow last loser poet. I didn't know you were home schooled. I hope the teacher you had sex with gave you an A. I'm wondering was it a special ed class?
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Ricky Bobby

United States

#85 Sep 19, 2013
_-zaphod-_ wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey look again. Another stupid mom joke. Really. Are you 12 years old?
. Even if I was 12 I could still beat ur worthless ass in the ground inbred loser
THE LAST WARRIOR POET

Hurricane, WV

#86 Sep 19, 2013
Ricky Bobby wrote:
Wow last loser poet. I didn't know you were home schooled. I hope the teacher you had sex with gave you an A. I'm wondering was it a special ed class?
You're the only one on this thread to have ever rode the short bus to school. And what site are you going to for your jokes? We told these in junior high.
THE LAST WARRIOR POET

Hurricane, WV

#87 Sep 19, 2013
I'd float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
At the first combination i'd drop you to a knee
And before you could get up i'd use my lethal feet And kick you brain dead until you began to pee
You'd have to bring an entourage not for your sake but mine
To pull me off your unconsious ass before your blood flowed like wine
But then again at the sight of such horror your buddies might choose to flee
And leave your uncouth hilljack ass to marinate in your own pee.
And after you've been schooled in the sweet science at the hands of the warrior poet
You'll awaken a few days later in the ICU and your recovering memory will allow you to know it
So heed these words of warning and stick with what you do best
Find another thread on topix and someone else to f***ing pest.
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Ricky Bobby

Charleston, WV

#89 Sep 20, 2013
THE LAST WARRIOR POET wrote:
I'd float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
At the first combination i'd drop you to a knee
And before you could get up i'd use my lethal feet And kick you brain dead until you began to pee
You'd have to bring an entourage not for your sake but mine
To pull me off your unconsious ass before your blood flowed like wine
But then again at the sight of such horror your buddies might choose to flee
And leave your uncouth hilljack ass to marinate in your own pee.
And after you've been schooled in the sweet science at the hands of the warrior poet
You'll awaken a few days later in the ICU and your recovering memory will allow you to know it
So heed these words of warning and stick with what you do best
Find another thread on topix and someone else to f***ing pest.
Did I hurt your feelings sweatheart
THE LAST WARRIOR POET

Hurricane, WV

#90 Sep 20, 2013
Ricky Bobby wrote:
<quoted text> Did I hurt your feelings sweatheart
Great comeback returd. Lack of anything else after such a good poem?
THE LAST WARRIOR POET

Hurricane, WV

#91 Sep 20, 2013
Ricky Bobby wrote:
<quoted text> Did I hurt your feelings sweatheart
Hurt my feelings? You're just a fly buzzing around harmless but annoying. You know, similar to gum on my shoe. And you've got about as much thinking capacity as both.
Ricky Bobby

Charleston, WV

#92 Sep 20, 2013
THE LAST WARRIOR POET wrote:
<quoted text>
Hurt my feelings? You're just a fly buzzing around harmless but annoying. You know, similar to gum on my shoe. And you've got about as much thinking capacity as both.
After reading your poem it sounds like you have some Sandusky tendencies. your boy friend zaphod must have helped u with that while u two were showering together. I would tell u to pat yourself on the back but your little stubby arms wont reach so have zapboy pat u on the back the next time ur holding each other little warrior.
Last Welfare Poet

United States

#93 Sep 20, 2013
THE LAST WARRIOR POET wrote:
<quoted text>
Hurt my feelings? You're just a fly buzzing around harmless but annoying. You know, similar to gum on my shoe. And you've got about as much thinking capacity as both.
. I heard you flossed with tootsie rolls
THE LAST WARRIOR POET

Hurricane, WV

#94 Sep 20, 2013
Ricky Bobby wrote:
<quoted text> After reading your poem it sounds like you have some Sandusky tendencies. your boy friend zaphod must have helped u with that while u two were showering together. I would tell u to pat yourself on the back but your little stubby arms wont reach so have zapboy pat u on the back the next time ur holding each other little warrior.
If you discerned sex from a violent poem like that, then you must see DICK in everything. Is this a normal tendency of yours? First thing to come to mind? Kinda weird aint it?
THE LAST WARRIOR POET

Hurricane, WV

#95 Sep 20, 2013
Last Welfare Poet wrote:
<quoted text>. I heard you flossed with tootsie rolls
Is that what your mother calls the gunk between her fat rolls? That must have been your daddys brother that flossed her.
Meth Sales Down

United States

#96 Sep 20, 2013
THE LAST WARRIOR POET wrote:
<quoted text>
Is that what your mother calls the gunk between her fat rolls? That must have been your daddys brother that flossed her.
. Are all walmart employees as stupid as you?
THE LAST WARRIOR POET

Hurricane, WV

#97 Sep 21, 2013
Meth Sales Down wrote:
<quoted text>. Are all walmart employees as stupid as you?
Just your wife the greeter. Oh wait! Your qu**r. It must be that gaping wound you call your mom.
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-Zaphod-

United States

#99 Sep 21, 2013
THE LAST WARRIOR POET wrote:
<quoted text>
Just your wife the greeter. Oh wait! Your qu**r. It must be that gaping wound you call your mom.
. I thought you were my mom
THE LAST WARRIOR POET

Hurricane, WV

#100 Sep 21, 2013
-Zaphod- wrote:
<quoted text>. I thought you were my mom
I dont have any daughters.
Meth Sales Down

United States

#101 Sep 21, 2013
THE LAST WARRIOR POET wrote:
<quoted text>
I dont have any daughters.
. Your hands are your only offspring jack rabbit.
THE LAST WARRIOR POET

United States

#102 Sep 22, 2013
Dammit I left my teeth at work.
THE LAST WARRIOR POET

Hurricane, WV

#103 Sep 22, 2013
THE LAST WARRIOR POET wrote:
Dammit I left my teeth at work.
I see you were up all night again meth head. I understand how you could forget your teeth. But at work? Try looking in the shed where you store the chemicals.

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