Jim B

Chesapeake, OH

#1 Jul 31, 2013
My tallywhacked is leaking something blue and the stain wont wash ouy. What did I contract and how do I get rid of it?
High Member

Point Pleasant, WV

#2 Jul 31, 2013
Jim B wrote:
My tallywhacked is leaking something blue and the stain wont wash ouy. What did I contract and how do I get rid of it?
Go to a doctor.
Dr Pepper

Chesapeake, OH

#3 Jul 31, 2013
Jim B wrote:
My tallywhacked is leaking something blue and the stain wont wash ouy. What did I contract and how do I get rid of it?
Have you been fornicating with a Smurf? If so I suggest you take the infected member out, lay it on a table then smack it really hard with a ball peen hammer. If the member turns blue and emits a red liquid you have properly done the procedure. Thank You. Please donate to the Impeach Obama Movement.
nursing student

Gordon, WV

#4 Jul 31, 2013
U may have contracted blue waffle disease. Not many have heard of this but google it. The previous poster is correct get that checked immediately.
Danny

Chesapeake, OH

#5 Aug 1, 2013
Did you have sex with a smurf?
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Danny

Chesapeake, OH

#7 Aug 1, 2013
IHOP is the only known cure for blue waffle disease...
High Member

Point Pleasant, WV

#8 Aug 1, 2013
Jim B wrote:
My tallywhacked is leaking something blue and the stain wont wash ouy. What did I contract and how do I get rid of it?
I looked up 'Blue Waffle' and what I read said you had sexual contact with a severely infected female. It's an STD. You really really need to go to a doctor.
Beth

Logan, WV

#9 Aug 1, 2013
High Member wrote:
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I looked up 'Blue Waffle' and what I read said you had sexual contact with a severely infected female. It's an STD. You really really need to go to a doctor.
Maybe he was with a male!
Papa Smurf

United States

#10 Aug 1, 2013
It wasn't me!!!!!!!!
Daddy Dew Drop

United States

#11 Aug 1, 2013
Dr Pepper wrote:
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Have you been fornicating with a Smurf? If so I suggest you take the infected member out, lay it on a table then smack it really hard with a ball peen hammer. If the member turns blue and emits a red liquid you have properly done the procedure. Thank You. Please donate to the Impeach Obama Movement.
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