The nastiest thing you've ever done, ...

The nastiest thing you've ever done, or had done to you...that you ENJOYED...

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Up 4 Fun

Chesapeake, OH

#1 Mar 16, 2012
...and would do again under the right circumstances, with the right person or people.

Let's see how many we can get to hook up on this thread.
Rita

Clay, WV

#2 Mar 16, 2012
My BF and I were four wheeling once.it was so frickin hot we started peeling off our clothes.one thing led to another.and before we knew it we were going at it in the dirt.don't know if you would consider that nasty.but it was dirty as Hell.and yes I would do it again.LOL
dickhead

Crown City, OH

#3 Mar 16, 2012
I once took a sh*t on my lovers chest.

Level 5

Since: Oct 11

United States

#4 Mar 16, 2012
I used to eat my ex wife's cooking.
Up 4 Fun

Chesapeake, OH

#5 Mar 17, 2012
Okay, so I guess I should tell my story.

About 6 years ago, I was seeing this girl and we were having drinks at Pruitt's and during our conversation, she asked me if I had ever had a threesome. I told her that yes I had been in one threesome with two girls and one foursome with two girls and my best bud at the time.(We didn't cross swords or anything like that.)

Well, she was so turned on at hearing about all the details of each encounter that she whispered to me that she was ready to screw right there. Well, low and behold she used to work at the hotel there and knew of a place inside where we could sneak off to for a while. She told me that she had a friend that still worked there then left the table for a few minutes and came back.

We then left and as we did she led me around to the corner of the building where there is a glass door which was unlocked, We went inside and then to the restroom in the ballroom where we started making out heavily. After a few minutes and the loss of several articles of clothing, someone else came in. It was her friend.

Now this chick was nasty. She immediately undressed and and after some heavy foreplay and oral between the three of us, and as bizarre as this sounds, she wanted us both to lick each of her eyeballs at the same time. So we did for a few minutes and she actually orgasmed from it. Then she wanted us to urinate on her face and in her eyes and open mouth. After some convincing I said okay and did what she asked, I had to soften up first which was very difficult as I was extremely turned on by that point. Then the girl I was with took her turn and urinated on her face and breasts which made her orgasm again.

They both allowed me to orgasm on their faces and when I was finished, we cleaned up ourselves and the restroom, well most of what we could anyways using toilet paper. We then left and parted ways with her friend. I never did see her friend again and a few months later my relationship with the first girl ended.

I never would have guessed at how much of a turn on licking some chick's eyeballs that I didn't even know and urinating on her would be for me. This experience will always be burned in my mind and I'll never forget it. I sure would love for something like this to happen again but I don't know if I'll ever meet another chick like that.
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“Often copied, never duplicated”

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Since: Nov 11

BelAir, CA

#7 Mar 17, 2012
sempron wrote:
I used to eat my ex wife's cooking.
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Funny!
Ajee

Huntington, WV

#8 Mar 17, 2012
Up 4 Fun wrote:
Okay, so I guess I should tell my story.
About 6 years ago, I was seeing this girl and we were having drinks at Pruitt's and during our conversation, she asked me if I had ever had a threesome. I told her that yes I had been in one threesome with two girls and one foursome with two girls and my best bud at the time.(We didn't cross swords or anything like that.)
Well, she was so turned on at hearing about all the details of each encounter that she whispered to me that she was ready to screw right there. Well, low and behold she used to work at the hotel there and knew of a place inside where we could sneak off to for a while. She told me that she had a friend that still worked there then left the table for a few minutes and came back.
We then left and as we did she led me around to the corner of the building where there is a glass door which was unlocked, We went inside and then to the restroom in the ballroom where we started making out heavily. After a few minutes and the loss of several articles of clothing, someone else came in. It was her friend.
Now this chick was nasty. She immediately undressed and and after some heavy foreplay and oral between the three of us, and as bizarre as this sounds, she wanted us both to lick each of her eyeballs at the same time. So we did for a few minutes and she actually orgasmed from it. Then she wanted us to urinate on her face and in her eyes and open mouth. After some convincing I said okay and did what she asked, I had to soften up first which was very difficult as I was extremely turned on by that point. Then the girl I was with took her turn and urinated on her face and breasts which made her orgasm again.
They both allowed me to orgasm on their faces and when I was finished, we cleaned up ourselves and the restroom, well most of what we could anyways using toilet paper. We then left and parted ways with her friend. I never did see her friend again and a few months later my relationship with the first girl ended.
I never would have guessed at how much of a turn on licking some chick's eyeballs that I didn't even know and urinating on her would be for me. This experience will always be burned in my mind and I'll never forget it. I sure would love for something like this to happen again but I don't know if I'll ever meet another chick like that.
You Sir Are a LIAR , Your orgasm ended with you in your mothers basement cleaning off a sticky hand.
lrod

Huntington, WV

#9 Mar 17, 2012
i got a bj while taking a crap
dickhead

Crown City, OH

#10 Mar 17, 2012
The old fashioned BLUMPKIN!
lrod wrote:
i got a bj while taking a crap
Up 4 Fun

Chesapeake, OH

#11 Mar 18, 2012
Ajee wrote:
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You Sir Are a LIAR , Your orgasm ended with you in your mothers basement cleaning off a sticky hand.
I'm not lying. This is absolutely 100% true. It happened. Whether you believe me or not, I don`t really care. It was something that I`ll never forget.
Rita

Clay, WV

#12 Mar 18, 2012
Up 4 Fun wrote:
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I'm not lying. This is absolutely 100% true. It happened. Whether you believe me or not, I don`t really care. It was something that I`ll never forget.
I thought the story was hot.without eye balls
Ghetto Valley

United States

#13 Mar 18, 2012
One time a girl licked my butt. And one time I put it in a girls butt without a condom and she sucked it afterwards.
lol

Proctorville, OH

#14 Mar 18, 2012
Once I had a former gf give me a booty call. Who am I to turn down good sex. We actually went at it twice. She insisted both times that I cum inside her, shes on birth control so ya know. She got dressed and explained she was pissed at her bf so she had a special present for him when he got home..... eww! I started thinkin if i ever pissed her off..... not to my memory thank god. And people wonder why domestic violence happens.
Ghetto Valley

United States

#15 Mar 18, 2012
The present was probably numerous sexually transmitted diseases. You were probably the 5th or 6th guy that busted a couple nuts in her that day, and you likely were not the last. Shame on you for your poor taste in women.
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Up 4 Fun

Chesapeake, OH

#17 Mar 18, 2012
Ghetto Valley wrote:
One time a girl licked my butt. And one time I put it in a girls butt without a condom and she sucked it afterwards.
Oh yes, the good old Ass-To-Mouth, or ATM for short. See, to me that's not that nasty. I'll lick a chicks' bung hole no problem, as long as she has recently bathed and not dropped a deuce afterwards.

I actually think it's really hot to see a woman do ATM, it's one of my favorite types of porn. Especially when there are two girls involved and one girl will "taste" the other girl and vice versa. Mmmm mmmm.
amy

Huntington, WV

#18 Mar 18, 2012
I love ATM too.... I wish I had a boyfriend to lick my a hole right now.
Namer

Saint Albans, WV

#19 Mar 18, 2012
Ajee wrote:
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You Sir Are a LIAR , Your orgasm ended with you in your mothers basement cleaning off a sticky hand.
I like to have my eyeballs licked during sex.

I even like to browse the glasses sections of department stores. I refer to it as eyebrowsing.

You may find it hard to believe, but other people have interests that can be different from yours. And based on all the condescension, I'm assuming all you babies only partake in wine tasting and monocle wearing.
ohyea

Huntington, WV

#20 Mar 19, 2012
Up 4 Fun wrote:
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Oh yes, the good old Ass-To-Mouth, or ATM for short. See, to me that's not that nasty. I'll lick a chicks' bung hole no problem, as long as she has recently bathed and not dropped a deuce afterwards.
I actually think it's really hot to see a woman do ATM, it's one of my favorite types of porn. Especially when there are two girls involved and one girl will "taste" the other girl and vice versa. Mmmm mmmm.
Never done this with the the back side, but my girl loves going down on me after I pull it out of her - says it tastes like sex! She will often do this several times during a sexual encounter, usually going from riding top to on her knees and then back again. Very hot and generally gets me off.
STINKY

Catlettsburg, KY

#21 Mar 19, 2012
I SCREWED A DEAD POLECAT 0NE TIME.HIP HIP FOR ROAD KILL.
Rita

Clay, WV

#22 Mar 19, 2012
ohyea wrote:
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Never done this with the the back side, but my girl loves going down on me after I pull it out of her - says it tastes like sex! She will often do this several times during a sexual encounter, usually going from riding top to on her knees and then back again. Very hot and generally gets me off.
Oh Hell yes! I love doing that.

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