Liberal IQ Test
Posted in the Huntington Forum
#1 Feb 7, 2014
1. What country is this?
D. United States
2. What is the second amendment?
A. A school shooting permit
B. Protects the people from tyranny
C. Crazy policy written by ignorant
D. Have no idea but mayor Blowberg does
Not like it
3. What is abortion?
A. Method of birth control.
B. Something for conservatives to cry
C. Source of stem cells.
D. Killing babies.
4. What is welfare?
A. A career
B. Temporary assistance for Americans
Down on their luck.
C. A fund for buying liberal votes.
D. Not sustainable
#2 Feb 9, 2014
#3 Feb 10, 2014
Since: Jan 14
#4 Feb 10, 2014
That's weird. I heard you got DP'd
#5 Feb 10, 2014
lol. welfare abusers
#6 Feb 11, 2014
How many Obama voters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they prefer to live in the dark.
#7 Feb 11, 2014
Since we all use LED and CFL bulbs we rarely have to change them. When we do we call in a Tea Party person. They are cheap and can actually absorb simple minimal instruction.
#8 Feb 11, 2014
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a sinking ship, who would be saved?
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
Q: What did Obama say when he was told 3 Brazilians were killed in Afghanistan?
A: He asked Michelle "how many is in a brazillion?"
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Q: What does an Obama optimist say?
A: It can't get any worse!
Q: Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Obama?
A: Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history.
Q: Why did Obama apologize to the world while degrading the USA?
A: Because Jimmy Carter had laryngitis.
Q: What's the difference between the Reagan and Obama eras?
A: In the Reagan era we had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no hope and no cash.
Q: How will ObamaCare save the country billions?
A: By scheduling surgeries after the patients die.
#9 Feb 11, 2014
Q: Why is Obama's Air Force One an aerodynamic miracle?
A: It only has a left wing.
Q: Why are Adam & Eve Obama-era Americans?
A: Because they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are being told this is paradise.
Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and God?
A: God doesn't think he is Obama.
Q: What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?
A: Jesus can put a cabinet together.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Q: Why won't Obama release his birth certificate?
A: The ink isn't dry yet.
Q. Why won't Obama release his birth certificate?
A. It shows that he wasn't born from a virgin.
#10 Feb 11, 2014
#11 Feb 11, 2014
Q: Why is Obama jealous of Hillary Clinton?
A: She the one with the cojones.
Q: Why is Oprah supporting Obama?
A: She has a history of supporting frauds.
Q: What's the problem with Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and others don't think they're jokes.
Q: Why are there so few real Obama jokes?
A: Most of them are true stories.
Q: What's the difference between Pinocchio and Obama?
A: Obama's nose doesn't grow when he lies.
Q. Why did Obama run for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party doesn't have enough voters.
#12 Feb 11, 2014
Funny. Pathetic but funny at the same time.
#13 Feb 11, 2014
...and my favorite
Q: What is the best argument against democracy?
A: A chat with an Obama voter.
#14 Feb 11, 2014
Well, you boys have been looking for ways to limit democracy for some time now. No wonder you would consider it a joke.
#15 Feb 11, 2014
Who ever started this thread must be related to Glenn Beck.
Since: Jan 14
#16 Feb 12, 2014
Someone just passed the judgmental, misleading, mean conservative test.
#17 Feb 12, 2014
Wanna find real libturds visit Bellefontaine Ohio Topix
#18 Feb 13, 2014
Wrong again...is spreading lies a liberal thing?
It is the liberals who are rejecting democracy and embracing communism...all in the name of a big hoax.
"United nations climate chief Christine Figueres said that democracy is a poor political system for fighting global warming. Communist China may be the worlds biggest emmiter of CO2 and struggling with major pollution, but the country is "doing it right"......lmao.
Ignorant Liberalism on display...
#19 Feb 13, 2014
Lol...are you describing liberals? Then i agree.
#20 Feb 13, 2014
Many folks believe democracy to be a relatively poor way to run a country but, as said by Winston Churchill, " It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried."
Continuing to red-bait is pathetic and sad. Living in abject fear of the rest of the world is treatable with medication. Consider asking your physician.
Yes, liberalism is on display everywhere. Water, air, job safety. etc. It hasn't always done the right things but it has consistently tried to improve the lives of all Americans. You may wish to continue to wallow in your fear of all things international but thankfully, in our democracy, you have the right to be nuts and I will steadfastly support your right to be nuts.
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