Looking for Assradish Bucket Trousers

Looking for Assradish Bucket Trousers

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Billy Gay

Hurricane, WV

#1 Jul 11, 2014
I'm looking to buy a pair of Assradish brand Big and Chunky colonial bucket trousers in size 72x12. Does anybody have a pair or know where I can find some?
Billy Gay

Huntington, WV

#2 Jul 28, 2014
Still looking, please help. I managed to find some contemporary cube slacks but they're just not up to par.
Arse Radishimo

Hurricane, WV

#3 Aug 6, 2014
You have to special order them
Billy Gay

Hurricane, WV

#4 Aug 6, 2014
I found the Assradish Big and Chunky colonials but not in size 72x12. I really don't want to have to hem my pants i.e. hack off 3 feet of pant leg to get the desired look. Just to be clear, I DO NOT want the Assradish Cargo Cube short trouser.
Arse Radishimo

Hurricane, WV

#5 Aug 7, 2014
Have you tried The Big And Chunky's Capri's. Have them hemmed, and you can reach your desired Cargo Cube Appearance.
Derper

Huntington, WV

#6 Aug 7, 2014
My neighbor must know where to get them. Every day, a different pair. Shaped like a dumpster. lol
Billy Gay

Hurricane, WV

#7 Aug 7, 2014
Your neighbor has good fashion sense. I know Boy George is a fan of the Assradish Big and Chunky. If I can get my pair I'll paint my head like a watermelon and be looking debonair.

I have also tried the capris but I have a number of pants that fit the cargo cube and dumpster look. I need to change it up with a nice colonial bucket styling.
Arse Radishimo

Hurricane, WV

#8 Aug 8, 2014
Big and Chuky's Capris do have a colonial bucket styling that is simply divine. My neighbor has many pair of these that go well with a watermelon painted head.
Tim_Smith

Hurricane, WV

#9 Aug 8, 2014
I hear KMART carries Colonial Assradish brand cube slacks.
Billy Guy

Hurricane, WV

#10 Aug 8, 2014
I went to Workingman's Store and found a 72 waist cargo short that was almost cuboid enough for the bucket look, albeit a bit too long for my taste. I really don't want to slum it and get these generics instead of the Assradish™ designer label. I guess I could safety pin a printed out Assradish™ logo on the ass and nobody would ever know but when it comes to bucket trousers I am quite the connoisseur.

I also found a 72x30 block overall. I'd have to get these hemmed down to 72x12 for a nice outdoor work block bloomer. Great for working in my garden without ruining a pair of exquisite Assradishes.
Ass Radish

Hurricane, WV

#11 Aug 8, 2014
Why are you using our trade marked name? The bucket trousers line has been discontinued. The new line of Tanyon comes out this fall.
Billy Gay

Hurricane, WV

#12 Aug 8, 2014
Kmart most certainly does not carry Assradish™. They probably carry Jordache and other subpar makes. Jordache doesn't even specialize in buckets. Their target market is 10 foot high-waisted mom ass look.

Assradish™ is high tier apparel afforded by only the most prominent of celebrities, hence Boy George's love for the Big and Chunky line. You don't get away with painting your head like a watermelon when you are buying no-name rubbish colonial buckets from K-Mart, you'd look like a jackass.
Bird is the word herd

Chesapeake, OH

#13 Aug 8, 2014
Billy Gay wrote:
I'm looking to buy a pair of Assradish brand Big and Chunky colonial bucket trousers in size 72x12. Does anybody have a pair or know where I can find some?
I don't know WTF this is but I'm laughing my balls off. I salute you sir or madamn!! Assradish bucket trousers lol
Tim_Smith

Hurricane, WV

#14 Aug 8, 2014
I work at KMART.
Billy Gay

Hurricane, WV

#15 Aug 8, 2014
Sorry to hear that Tim. Your company is unfortunately way behind the fashion trends. You guys clearly haven't caught on to the bucket and cube trouser movement yet.

You keep peddling mediocre mom ass jeans and Cpt. Kangaroo clown pants. I'll be looking svelte in my colonial buckets and ready for high waters.
Dick Derbin

Hurricane, WV

#16 Aug 11, 2014
I saw Mr. Bucket trousers roaming around last night looking for a hot piece of radish meatballs. He stuffed 4 containers of radishes in his square slacks then he ran off into the night looking for more items to build his radish cuisine.
Billy Gay

Hurricane, WV

#17 Aug 11, 2014
I decided to go ahead and buy the 72x30 block overall and hacked them down to a cool 72x12 block bloomer to use in my garden. This weekend I was out in my garden with my rainbow parasol fedora and my new 72x12 overall block bloomers. I was looking dapper to say the least.

So I was bending over to pick a nice ripe rutabaga when the ass blew out of my block bloomers. Needless to say, I am disappointed with the quality in these generic bloomers. Assradish™ brand buckets would have never blown out like that.
Arse Radishimo

Hurricane, WV

#18 Aug 13, 2014
Did you purchase these block bloomers from Kmart? Tim should take notice if this is the case. perhaps he will quit peddling on selling the mediocre kangaroo pants, and jump on the Assradish bucket and cube trouser movement.
Billy Gay

Hurricane, WV

#19 Aug 14, 2014
I got the 72x30 block overall from Workingman's Store in downtown Huntington and cropped them to 72x12 for a block bloomer look. I believe Kmart has a similar generic block overall in their Big & Tall section if you are interested. Great for picking irradiated cucumbers in the garden.

Look for me at the Rails and Ales suds festival this weekend. I'll be the one passed out in the middle of the street in my badass Rustler red trunk trouser surrounded by empty Natty Daddies.

I'm still looking for a pair of Assradish™ buckets for this weekend though so if anybody can help please let me know.
Berbinsly

Hurricane, WV

#20 Aug 19, 2014
They just released the 2014 Men's Trousers Linen Pants Long Loose Bucket Big Straight Casual Pants, they do not have the colonial buckets. I don't know if they come in a 72X12 though.

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