If it is the same Weepy I know, he must have made you his bytch for you to use his name like that. He is well known on topix and from the Southern part of the state and he is a pretty sharp dude.How do you open a beer with a banana? You stick the banana in my mouth, I think that it is a dick and start sucking like crazy. Once I build up some torque, you pull out the banana and stick the beer bottle in my mouth and I will suck the cap right off the bottle.
.I feel sorry for you if you are trying to get his attention, you might just get it.
I know a few people from Fairmont area myself, they talk about dicks and fudge packing a lot, sounds like a reflection of you in particular.