Pranks to play on annoying neighbors
GottaLaugh

United States

#85 Jun 7, 2014
My father piles my porch furniture where it blocks the front door, every time I'm not in when he comes unannounced.
Might be hilarious to watch.

_Evil-_-Bill_

Since: Jan 14

Location hidden

#86 Jun 23, 2014
Wait till they go on vacation. Put up a for sale by owner 5,000!

Put their cell numbers up and email addys. Bet their vaca is at least interesting.
singr1989

Oklahoma City, OK

#87 Jun 24, 2014
Throw nails in their driveway.
crazy lady

Huntington, WV

#88 Jun 24, 2014
We used to blow all our pot smoke into the neighbors window AC units. She would ALWAYS call the cops to say people were breaking in while she was gone but they would interrogate her instead
FREEDOM

Dallas, TX

#89 Jun 25, 2014
Huntington wrote:
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I use cameras to protect my property from the low life scum who do not work and want to steel from the working class. I pay my property taxes and I don't need thieves and scum to destroy what I work for. Hey a@ hole if more people had cameras on their property then more crimes could be solved.
Karma
The fact that you believe in property taxes makes you an idiot. So, you work hard to own a piece of property, and then you have to pay rent to the government for eternity? Nobody in this country owns land. You rent from the government. You are a sheep.
FakeNerd69

Durban, South Africa

#90 Jul 2, 2014
Clingwrap! It's great for anything. Cover their car, mail box or even front lawn. Cover the windows or door so they can't get out without having to deal with it. If you can get inside at night cover their toilet with clingwrap, under the seat so if they go at night or early in the morrning they won't see it... huge mess. I did it to a horrible room mate and he switched dorms the next day.
You could just clingwrap random things like their door knob, garden tools, a bicycle or well, anything at all.
Have fun but don't take it too far.
wow

West Hamlin, WV

#91 Jul 3, 2014
Step 1: pay a prostitute with aids to use a syringe.
Step 2: place aids infected syringe under neighbors car door in a way so it will poke them and break skin.
Step 3: watch them fight death and medical bills for years. FUN
Waterworks

Saint Albans, WV

#92 Jul 4, 2014
Teach ur dog to bark any times there's a person or car go by!
Neverknow

Mundelein, IL

#93 Jul 7, 2014
Huntington wrote:
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I use cameras to protect my property from the low life scum who do not work and want to steel from the working class. I pay my property taxes and I don't need thieves and scum to destroy what I work for. Hey a@ hole if more people had cameras on their property then more crimes could be solved.
Karma
You spelt steal wrong. Talk about a low life... Learn proper spelling and grammar. And gain some common sense. Some people deserve to be messed with, nothing cruel of course... But messed with, yes. Lighten up ya jerk! I bet you're THAT neighbor... No one likes.......
Voice

Owosso, MI

#94 Jul 11, 2014
Huntington wrote:
Remember Karma.
I am glad that I live in a decent neighborhood with security cameras. Who the F would want neighbors like you guys. Oh I am sure living at marcum terrace you have nothing better to do then to lower our property values. And maybe getting a job would you couldhave something better to talk about.
Dude neighbors like us? Neighbors like us only exist because neighbors like you are disrespectful pricks. And all that "class" talk I assume you're rather not poor. If you want us to use cameras I will gladly accept your f***ing donations.
Christopher

Gilbert, AZ

#95 Jul 18, 2014
I usually take a sh*t on their driveway.....hope it helps
Frankie

Liverpool, Australia

#96 Jul 19, 2014
Read the first sentence and lost it couldn't stop laughing totally going to do this prank
crow wrote:
Obtain some fake blood and soak a few tampons in it. Place on door step and/or hang from any available fixtures....... Perhaps a door knob or porch light. Also depending on type of car, whether you have to open the fuel door from inside the car or not, place it so that the tampon nests on the gas cap and then shut the gas door and when they go to fill up, BOOM! A wild "used" tampon suddenly appears.
nunya

United States

#97 Jul 21, 2014
Neverknow wrote:
<quoted text>You spelt steal wrong. Talk about a low life... Learn proper spelling and grammar. And gain some common sense. Some people deserve to be messed with, nothing cruel of course... But messed with, yes. Lighten up ya jerk! I bet you're THAT neighbor... No one likes.......
You spelt "spelt" wrong. It's "spelled." Please stop trying to make Websters put your dumbass white trash words in the dictionary.
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Animal lover

United States

#99 Jul 31, 2014
Huntington wrote:
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I use cameras to protect my property from the low life scum who do not work and want to steel from the working class. I pay my property taxes and I don't need thieves and scum to destroy what I work for. Hey a@ hole if more people had cameras on their property then more crimes could be solved.
Karma
If you have such advanced technology and protection against "low life scum", as you so eloquently put it, and are obviously more sophisticated than the rest of us posting pranks then why are you on this page? Stop trolling the internet and do some real work.
The23

Everett, WA

#100 Aug 24, 2014
Huntington wrote:
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I use cameras to protect my property from the low life scum who do not work and want to steel from the working class. I pay my property taxes and I don't need thieves and scum to destroy what I work for. Hey a@ hole if more people had cameras on their property then more crimes could be solved.
Karma
"Working class" but doesn't know how to spell Steal. Idiot.
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bobman

West Brookfield, MA

#102 Oct 20, 2014
Huntington wrote:
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I use cameras to protect my property from the low life scum who do not work and want to steel from the working class. I pay my property taxes and I don't need thieves and scum to destroy what I work for. Hey a@ hole if more people had cameras on their property then more crimes could be solved.
Karma
How many crimes have you solved Karma?
oh my

United States

#103 Oct 21, 2014
Neverknow wrote:
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You spelt steal wrong. Talk about a low life... Learn proper spelling and grammar. And gain some common sense. Some people deserve to be messed with, nothing cruel of course... But messed with, yes. Lighten up ya jerk! I bet you're THAT neighbor... No one likess.......
Hahaha! "Spelt"? Really? That isn't even a word. At all. And you have the nerve to correct someone else? And btw...what is"likess"? You sound illiterate, not to mention ignorant. Attempting to correct other people, but your own post is beyond messy. Gave me a good laugh though! Thank you for that! Remember this...you must be Smart in order to be a Smart Ass!
Malibu Stacy

Kenova, WV

#104 Oct 21, 2014
oh my wrote:
<quoted text> Hahaha! "Spelt"? Really? That isn't even a word. At all. And you have the nerve to correct someone else? And btw...what is"likess"? You sound illiterate, not to mention ignorant. Attempting to correct other people, but your own post is beyond messy. Gave me a good laugh though! Thank you for that! Remember this...you must be Smart in order to be a Smart Ass!
krap on dare gate latch
the28thletter

United States

#105 Oct 21, 2014
Huntington wrote:
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I use cameras to protect my property from the low life scum who do not work and want to steel from the working class. I pay my property taxes and I don't need thieves and scum to destroy what I work for. Hey a@ hole if more people had cameras on their property then more crimes could be solved.
Karma
steal. Not steel. One is a metal, the other an act. Education didn't come with the camera I see.
veteran pride

Staunton, VA

#106 Oct 22, 2014
Neverknow wrote:
<quoted text>You spelt steal wrong. Talk about a low life... Learn proper spelling and grammar. And gain some common sense. Some people deserve to be messed with, nothing cruel of course... But messed with, yes. Lighten up ya jerk! I bet you're THAT neighbor... No one likes.......
Come to my property and do stupid shit and see what happens ......9 mmm

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